Neanderthal_Scientist



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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    Contrary to his husband, Eskel is a massive fan of body modifications, having almost half of his body covered with tattoos and piercings.
    Jaskier holds his hand during yet another piercing appointment, not knowing the severe consequences of Eskel's decision for them both.

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    12 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    jaskier is fresh out of an abusive relationship. the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    “How do you think your strong will compares to a strong arm?”

    Jaskier closed his eyes and allowed himself a single, self-deprecating chuckle. “Rather badly it would seem.”

    Cahir huffed in response, releasing his hold and brushing a gentle hand down Jaskier’s hair. “You have other uses I suppose.”

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    Follows on from ‘Rare Species’. Jaskier and Geralt have been separated for a year. During that time Jaskier’s acclaim has continued to flourish far and wide, until eventually he attracts the attention of an emperor.

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    18 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    The Path is lonely and Geralt is starved for touch and affection. He goes to bed with the bard in Posada to scratch an itch, expecting the bard to want to do horrible, violent things to him like most people do when they have an indestructible beast kneeling for them.

    Instead the bard calls him nice things and doesn't leave when he's taken his pleasure and starts following him around the continent. Geralt is confused, thinking that Jaskier must be hiding some ulterior motive and bloody appetites but somewhere along the way they become friends.

    Convinced that Witchers are unlovable creatures Geralt fights a hard inner battle with himself only to be faced with the most horrifying reality just as he is ready to let his guard down around the bard - Jaskier was worse than anyone else he'd ever taken to bed.

    (There will be a happy ending eventually but there will be a lot of hurt and anxiety to get there, this is NOT a happy story)

    Completed work, safe to read unlike most of my other works haha

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    30 Nov 2025

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    It’s that time of year. Happy Kinktober.

    (Mostly Geralt/Jaskier. All fluff, all smut — no angst here! Pairings and prompts are included in the chapter title.)

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    25 Nov 2025