MyOwnWorstEnemy
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Alhaitham does not want to be at Lambad’s right now, there are many more productive things he could be doing, like reading, or Kaveh. He prefers the latter.
In which Alhaitham and Kaveh are ‘fuckbuddies’
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it's not me, it's you by moonsteps for luminvies
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 May 2023
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“A Vahumana student came up to me this morning and asked why she saw you leaving my house.”
“So?”
“So,” Alhaitham continues, “you always make such a big deal about hiding the fact that you’re freeloading off of me—”
“I am not freeloading—”
“—so I decided to respect your wishes and instead told her that we’re in a relationship.”
Everyone thinks Alhaitham and Kaveh are dating. Obviously the only solution is to stage a public break up.
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14 Jul 2026
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“Perhaps I should have you beg me to burn you, doctor. You always force me to ask for it.”
Dottore snorts. “The difference between you and me is that you are a desperate, needy pain slut and I am… I’m going to—a-ah!”
“Going to what?” Pantalone laughs, voice high and sweet as he dribbles hot wax below the sharp jut of a collarbone. “What do you plan to do, darling? You’re all tied up.”
Il Dottore’s in one of his tempers. Pantalone is unmoved. Over candlelit tea, one thing leads to another.
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- Part 3 of A Hundred Visions and Revisions
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27 Jun 2026
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nest by telepathicflower for leaderofthedolphins
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Mar 2026
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Kaveh wakes up to find that Mehrak has turned into a human child.
A door creaked open. Kaveh let the spatula fall onto the floor with a clatter at the reminder that he had no idea how his roommate would react, and Alhaitham—
“Dad!” Mehrak exclaimed, dashing into the corridor.
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- Part 1 of daughter mehrak
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10 Jun 2026
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Kaveh rushes into Alhaitham’s office, his shirt askew and his rumpled hair falling into his face. “Have you seen my feather?” he asks breathlessly.
Alhaitham thinks of the obnoxious teal hair accessory Kaveh is always sporting. “Do you expect me to be responsible for the careless misplacement of your belongings?”
“Fuck you,” Kaveh snaps. “It was on my bedside table last night. Where did you put it?”
Kaveh has an annoying habit of stealing Alhaitham’s things.
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28 May 2026
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give me all your poison by magicbeings for hyperfixgirl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2025
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Sirius has a Twitter archenemy. He also has a massive crush on this boy he keeps seeing everywhere. And he has no idea they're the same person.
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18 May 2026