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    My collection of Ace Attorney fics that revolve around weed, because with the localization being set in California there ought to be a lot more stoners involved.

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    Sakura becomes a bounty hunter instead of becoming Tsunade's apprentice, and the series details her growth as a person in a different direction, but also while she sleeps with a lot of people.

    I started this so I could try to write porn, just as a content warning.

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    Despite popular belief, Jamie isn’t an idiot.

    True to popular belief, Jamie will do anything Roy Kents wants him to do.

    So, when Roy suggests making a sex tape to commemorate the night–with a physical video camera and physical tapes not connected to the internet in any way–Jamie agrees without hesitation.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    What if Jamie had actually done as Roy had asked all the way back in season 1 when Roy told him to get Colin and Isaac to stop messing with Nate?

    Or Roy Kent accidentally becomes Jamie Tartt's minder and regrets every step of the process until he doesn't.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Colin is a touchy guy. Jamie knows this. Rebecca fucking Welton knows this. Everybody who has ever met Colin knows this.

    And, they're footballers. They get a free pass on physical affection and entire stadiums full of die-hard fans who will no-homo on their behalf.

    Jamie has just never been mates with a touchy person before with the added layer of said touchy person seemingly deciding that you're fair game to use as a teddy bear. He's never allowed anyone to be touchy with him the way he allows Colin to be, really. It's mad, and he has nobody but himself to blame.

    Or: Jamie discovers not only that he has feelings, but that he's gone and caught them for Colin. What's a reformed twat to do?

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    24 Jun 2026

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    24 Jun 2026

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    These three things are true:
    1) Harry Potter wants to father a baby, and he's found the perfect anonymous man to help (Candidate 222 in the male fertility program).
    2) Every time Candidate 222 is chosen in the male fertility program, he is rejected once his identity as Severus Snape is revealed.
    3) Snape pines for Potter but will never, ever, under any circumstances admit it. Because why would Potter ever want him back?

     

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    22 Jun 2026