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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    Riccardo visits home.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Hey gang, Daniel pictured himself saying upon returning to Auvergne. We went on honeymoon to Iceland and came back married, which sounds backwards, but hear me out—it’s kinky, it’s a kink thing, we’re doing kink. It’s also like a game of gay chicken? Except involving a total lack of prenuptial agreements and the transferral of millions of dollars of property, investments, and liquid cash. Imagine marriage before feminism, but make it gay and kinky. Like that, that’s what we’re doing. For sex reasons. Because it gets us off like crazy, you would not believe how hard it’s getting us off. Well, you will believe soon enough, actually, from the way we are about to behave in public. Sorry not sorry.

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    In which Daniel takes his turn holding the reins, Armand gets to rest while processing his trauma with as much kink as possible, almost no one in the coven bats an eye at their antics, and love unlocks eternity.

    (Sequel to "Daniel Molloy's Incredible Showstopping World Famous Model Train Extravaganza for Children and Easily-Awed Vampires (Please Knock)". Updates weekly on Saturdays)

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    23 Apr 2026

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    In which Daniel Molloy pulls himself together (then has another nervous breakdown, then pulls himself together again), Armand doesn't know what a 3D printer is, Benji has a Plan (of which Step H is roughly shaped like the movie The Parent Trap), and nobody here can keep their noses out of each other's business.

    (Or: In which the author is on a holy crusade to right the wrongs Anne committed in Blood Communion, such as not mentioning Daniel even once.)

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    “People call in sometimes, and they say, ‘Whatever happened to the Vampire Daniel, anyway?’ What am I supposed to say, you know? ‘Oh, Daniel Molloy? Yeah, he lives in my house, he’s got a room up in the attic with some mad science experiments or something, we’re blood relatives, but I don’t know what’s going on with him; we don’t talk.’ Come on. That’s not responsible journalism. The people want to know!”

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    07 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    “I expect you’ll have a dreary few weeks doing puzzles with the missus? Eating microwaved foods and celebrating your capitalist American customs.”

    Daniel merely rolls his eyes at the bait, fixes the strap of his satchel over his shoulder. “Yeah. How’d you guess?”

    The boy doesn’t respond. He only acknowledges Daniel with a brief glance. “Enjoy yourself. Don’t miss me too much.”

    Professor Molloy resides in the gloomy, fire-and-brimstone walls of St. Thomas University over the Winter break — circa the year 2000. Christmas plans: survive his second divorce, deal with his feelings for a random, online stranger and handle the tension with his obnoxious, European TA, who he’s now stuck with for the next few weeks.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    “T-terminated?” Daniel parrots. “I’m terminated?”

    Armand is hardly fazed by his confusion. “Yes. And I am, as you so eloquently put it, so soulless it makes you want to fuck roadkill.”

    Four years as Armand’s personal assistant, gone in an instant thanks to Daniel’s big mouth. Now he can kiss goodbye to any reputable career beyond Armand’s errand boy. Daniel will do anything to get that job back. Armand just wants to look like something other than a total failure.

    Lestat turns to him, lips curled in cruel laughter. “Five years? And you still play butler for the little demon? How sweet. His personal mini gremlin.”

    Armand cuts in for Daniel, closing the distance between them. “Yes, Daniel is still my assistant, Lestat.” And suddenly they’re touching. Daniel nearly jumps at the sensation, head whipping around to see Armand’s face. “And also, he is my boyfriend.”

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    24 Dec 2025