12 Bookmarks by Mhoops

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    Sorren Miitka knows how lucky he is. He gets paid millions of dollars a year to play hockey. He’s the starting goalie for the Montreal Metros, and they’re coming off back-to-back championships. And he never has to defend his net against Shane Hollander in an actual game.

    Because Shane Hollander is his captain. The Shane Hollander—the sleep paralysis demon of Major League Hockey—is Mitty’s captain.

    And also his wet dream.

    (It’s the hockey, really.)

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Funny complete series where everyone wants to fuck Shane

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    Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.

    Everyone has quieted to look at him.

    “Feel better?” Marly asks.

    Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.

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    Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.

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    19 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fun story where they all get gay married as a stunt

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    Shane wants to experiment with a virginity kink rape roleplay and Ilya is too stunned to speak (horny edition).

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Virginity CnC fantasy

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    Shane was finally starting to get through all the trauma of the last few years when he's hit with something new: Rose's phone is hacked and intimate details of his sex life--and his autism diagnosis--are revealed. Somehow it's worse than the last leak when he was outed, and he ends up in the ER. Things get worse from there. A lot worse.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Ilya is plummeting to his death when he closes his eyes, heart full of regret.

    When he opens them in what feels like just a second later, he is standing outside a rink in Regina, Saskatchewan. There’s a banner on the building across the street:

    World Junior Hockey Championship 2009.

    What?

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    26 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Finished chapter 20 waiting for more

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    Shane Hollander comes out and unleashes Shane Hollander Hysteria across the NHL.
    All-stars circle like it's free agency and he’s the only contract available.
    DMs combust. Rival captains get bold.
    Connections start forming faster than anyone can keep up.
    The Metros couldn’t care less because Shane keeps dominating on the ice while getting fucked in multiple time zones.
    It becomes the worst-kept secret in professional hockey: everyone wants their turn.
    Or:
    Shane Hollander comes out and discovers freedom can look like a lot of things.
    Sometimes it looks like sex across time zones.
    Sometimes it looks like queer community forming around him across the league.
    Sometimes it looks like becoming the most confident version of himself he has ever been.
    Shane Hollander is having a great time.
    This fic is loud, messy, and sometimes a little ridiculous until it isn’t.

    Shane-centric.
    Multiple partners/poly dynamics.
    Character studies of many different men.
    Finding queer joy and community.
    Autism, mental illness, and different attachment styles.
    Or as I like to say..
    A slow emotional horror story inside a romcom porno.


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    26 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Left off on chapter 39 and waiting for more

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    Shane's life has been upended in the aftermath of his departure from the Voyageurs. Signing with the Centaurs should have calmed his anxiety and assuaged his fears, but he's still struggling with just how thoroughly his life has changed. Having to navigate a new team and new management for the first time in over a decade makes everything so much worse. Luckily for him, the Centaurs are committed to making him feel as safe and welcomed as they can.

    Or, 5 times Shane Hollander struggles with being around the Centaurs and the feelings they leave him with and the 1 time he's able to fully relax around them

    (this could probably be read as a standalone, but you'll miss out on some context if you do)

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    21 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read chapter 6 waiting for more

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    Shane takes Ilya home to his cottage after the hospital and deals with the fallout from that.

    When Shane goes back to training, the team hurt him.

    This is the aftermath.

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    9/15
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    19 Jun 2026

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    Finished chapter 9 waiting for more.

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    Shane is an omega. Ilya is an alpha. Their compatibility is… inconveniently high, but that’s hardly their problem. When Shane’s heat hits, Ilya helps. When Ilya’s rut comes around, well. It only seems fair to return the favor.

    It’s practical. It’s efficient. It works.

    It doesn’t mean anything. Really.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Finished chapter 4 waiting for more

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    “The thing is,” Ilya says, conversationally, as if he doesn't have fucking Shane Hollander grinding into his touch, as if he doesn't have a hand on his—Luca's sure of it—perfect fucking cock, “you have not been subtle, Haasy.”

    It takes Luca a moment to understand just what the hell Ilya's talking about, before he moans, low in his throat, humiliation sweeping across his body. It's not that he thought he had been actually subtle, but he hadn't expected this, of all places, to be where they confronted him. Not with Ilya's hand worming its way into Shane's pants, the soft blue of his briefs a flash color amongst the pale glow of his skin and the dark drape of his clothes.

    OR: The Cens have won the Stanley Cup. Luca's been voted Hollanov's MVP.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    28 Apr 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    23 Apr 2026

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