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Me, Myself and Deadpool by TeamRocket9
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Oct 2023
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Wade Wilson falls in love with Peter Parker.
Peter Parker falls in love with Spider-man.Except, of course, that one is not true, but Wade doesn't know that.
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- Part 4 of My Fictober23 Entries
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- 5,672
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- 6/6
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10 Jul 2026
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honey, tell me: are you good at staying still? by BeeLove
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 May 2026
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(wake up your saints, ryland, i need them)
In which Ryland Grace makes it his mission to rescue the broken, bloody man he and Rocky found drifting among the stars. (He just doesn't realize that this broken, bloody man is going to rescue him too.)
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- English
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- 3/3
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04 Jul 2026
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Fifth Appendages and Other Such Scientific Observations by polymona
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
27 Jun 2026
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An aspiring Eridian zoologist strives to take the best research notes to impress mentor ♬♬♬ when observing the bio-dome.
I notice humans really like pulling, pulling, pulling on the fifth appendage. What purpose could it possibly serve, question? Sometimes Savior-Grace and Simon-Savior-Grace-Potential-Mate even enjoy pulling on each other’s!
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Local Eridian science apprentice becomes a little too obsessed with penis.
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- Part 1 of Eridian Zoology
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03 Jul 2026
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murder cat sword only likes its wielder's boyfriend by PandaFlower
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2021
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Instead of being found by Huan Hua Palace disciples, Luo Binghe meets a Wan Jian disciple who instantly falls in love with his sword.
No, not that sword. Xin Mo.
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- 5,039
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- 1/1
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29 Jun 2026
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Airplane Fixes Everything! by thispatternismine
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2026
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He couldn’t change the past (he had written some time travel ideas into his notes, but even if they’d used them, they’d still run into the brick wall that was the System’s demands), and he couldn’t reveal the System’s existence, so ‘actually this is a story I wrote to pay rent and a mysterious entity is forcing us to run around in it like rats in a maze and it really really wanted you to go into the Abyss sorry’ was also off the table (so off the table that the System interrupted its status updates to flash up a big red warning window for even thinking about it).
So all he could do was mitigate the damage by taking the wind out of the protagonist’s sails.
By making Cucumber-bro as pathetic as possible! There was no glory in kicking a man while he was down, after all!
Due to a Without-A-Cure flare up, Shang Qinghua is sent to Jin Lan City in Shen Qingqiu's place. Shit, what do you mean the protagonist is back two years early? Okay, Shang Qinghua, think fast, & start talking!
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20 Jun 2026
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A Treatise on the Care and Feeding of Eldritch Familiars by RestMyCase for eclipse888
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2026
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“Does bonding with you mean you’re mine?” he asked with nearly a childlike wonder.
Gasps erupted behind them.
Familiars did not speak aloud.
Shen Jiu ignored everyone else completely.
“It means you're mine,” he corrected coolly.
The creature’s eyes narrowed pleasantly.
“Ah,” it said softly. “That works too.”
Shen Jiu wants a powerful familiar. An intelligent familiar. A familiar worthy of the Academy's top student.
What he gets is Shen Yuan.
Or:
Shen Jiu accidentally summons an eldritch horror with the personality of an affectionate cat and discovers that everyone else's survival instincts are dramatically overdeveloped.
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- English
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- 8,146
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 161
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20 Jun 2026
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Heart Aflutter by 13thMuse
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
12 May 2024
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A series of vignettes featuring a twitterpated Luo Binghe and an oblivious Shen Qingqiu. Now with wings!
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- English
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- 1,149
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17 Jun 2026
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Purple like the colors of the moon by goodbye_blue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Feb 2025
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“Maybe I should call you ‘Shizun.’” Luo Binghe said, lazily tracing patterns on Shen Qingqiu’s back with an idle finger.
He snorted. “I’m not sure that term applies to this situation.”
“Why not? You’re my teacher aren’t you? I don’t have any other masters teaching me these skills. I’m very dedicated to my education, you know. Really, I ought to offer you a bow.”
Having come of age, in preparation for his future role as husband to the imperial harem, crown prince Luo Binghe must receive a marital education. Shen Qingqiu is the prostitute sent to teach him.
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- 6/6
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15 Jun 2026
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Interrupted 💋 by AkikoFumi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Feb 2023
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Just a very soft, very lazy, very domestic morning for Luo Binghe and his husbands.
[Written for #KissArtFebruary Day 11: interrupted - a challenge hosted by violettenouvel on Twitter]
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- Part 10 of KissArtFebruary 2023 by violettenouvel
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06 Jun 2026
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A Gift, Bound in Black Ribbon by DefinatelyANormalCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2024
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Many demonic traditions call for the offering of a prize when forging an alliance. These prizes take many forms, and Luo Binghe has received countless. Jewels, weapons, gold, clothing, rare beasts and delicacies, prisoners and even occasional body parts.
Yet, never before has he been offered his own husband.Series
- Part 1 of BingLiu Week 2024
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- 6,276
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- 1/1
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- 2
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05 Jun 2026
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the bites on your skin map out forever by summerdays_winternights
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jun 2023
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LiuShen Week Day 2. Feeding
Shen Qingqiu knows he needs to be drinking more blood but it still grosses him out if he thinks about it for too long. You’d think he’d be used to it by now after living in this world for so long, but the truth is that he still finds it difficult to have an appetite for any blood.
Except for Liu Qingge’s.
Whom he is in love with.
Fucking shit.Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
02 Jun 2026
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that narrow porcelain plinth of flesh by lavenderandrue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jun 2023
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Shen Qingqiu, reluctant transmigrator into a shitty vampire harem novel, is just trying to study some weird cave mushrooms in peace when he stumbles across a vampire mid-transformation, at risk of going feral and losing himself forever. Obviously, he needs to let this very pretty man drink his blood. Heterosexually.
Series
- Part 2 of liushen week 2023
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02 Jun 2026
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Crying Over Losses and Crying Over Wins by sylvetelle
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2026
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"This is bad," Shang Qinghua said at hour three, not sounding like he thought it was bad at all. "This is so bad. We're going to get caught."
"We won't get caught," Shen Qingqiu said, placing a torch in his mind. "We're careful. Silencing arrays. We only play at night. We'll be fine."
"Famous last words," Shang Qinghua muttered.
They established rules. Nights only. Never during peak lord meetings. One person keeps watch while the other games, in case someone walks in.
They were subtle, at first. At least, they thought they were subtle.
Turns out following rules is neither Shen Qingqiu’s nor Shang Qinghua’s strong suit.
Or: Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua find out they can play games via the System and try their best not to get caught (not really)
- Language:
- English
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- 23,312
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- 2/2
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- 59
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- 496
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27 May 2026
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Based but Not Flared by Cornbro
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2024
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“Do you have a foreign object stuck in your rectum?” Mobei Jun said, his voice professional and cold. Hearing it like that, it somehow sounded even worse. Was he really that easy to see through? Okay, so the hypothetical scenario maybe wasn’t so hypothetical at all, and maybe it was obvious by his flushed and debauched state. But please, good sir, don’t call him out like this!
“No…” Shang Qinghua lied.
Or: Shang Qinghua learns the importance of a flared base (and he gets railed).
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23 May 2026
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all to myself by WizardTricks
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2025
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After making it to Jin Lan City to aid his martial brothers in curing a strange plague, Shen Qingqiu stumbles his way directly into a curse of his own. The fates have chosen a life to tie to Shen Qingqiu’s own—and of course it would be tied to the early arriving protagonist! As the curse worsens, Shen Qingqiu finds that distance between him and Luo Binghe begins to freeze him slowly. Literally freeze, he is at risk for hypothermia for not being right next to the guy who probably wants to turn him into a stick!
Wait—what do you mean Shen Qingqiu will also lose the ability to lie!? That's an integral part of him not being unceremoniously sent back to the life where he’s already dead!
- Language:
- English
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- 57,840
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 1,254
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- 4,286
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23 May 2026
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The wolf, the crane, and the lover’s curse by HanaSheralHaminail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Dec 2025
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In which Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu, upon reuniting in the middle of Jin Lan city's plague, are caught within a lover's curse before they can even share a word: by day, Shen Qingqiu is a beautiful crane with a deep fascination for Luo Binghe's curls; by night, Luo Binghe is the black wolf who trails after Shen Qingqiu like a shadow.
Somehow, this turns out to be a blessing in disguise.
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18 May 2026
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round and round by minarenny for screamingbees
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 May 2025
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A hand presses against Luo Binghe’s forearm, pulling his attention to his husband, who is still fully dressed, though his flush face betrays his arousal even if he’s wearing too many layers for it to show easily. “Binghe should know that he won’t feel better until you dual cultivate properly,” he says, any sternness in his voice completely undercut by the breathlessness also present in it.
“Begging Shizun’s instruction; this disciple is too stupid to fuck his shishu properly,” Binghe says coyly, devoid of all shame.
- Language:
- English
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- 5,331
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 45
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- 673
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- 93
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15 May 2026
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Return by Katalyna_Rose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Aug 2021
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Shen Qingqiu's save got reset by a System glitch and he was thrown back in time to his last intact save point; right before he was supposed to push Luo Binghe into the Endless Abyss. Choices that can only be made with the benefit of hindsight were made, and Shen Qingqiu has high hopes that his disciple won't have so many heartbreak and anger points this time.
A year later than even the original goods took to return, Luo Binghe is finally back from the Endless Abyss and making a rather unique entrance.
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Follows other fic in this series, and won't make sense unless you read that first.
Series
- Part 3 of Going Round Again - SVSSS time travel
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06 May 2026
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Snow Hugs by alicecrow6
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Feb 2025
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into Linguang-jun
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- Part 1 of Snow Hugs, Alternate Universes
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,388
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 3
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- 1,705
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- 5,912
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- 1,628
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- 64,722
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03 May 2026
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trouble man, don't get in my way by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Nov 2024
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Shortly after escaping the Endless Abyss and joining Huan Hua Palace, Luo Binghe is dismayed to learn that all his plans may come to nothing—Shizun is gone. Disappeared into the ether, not even a year after Luo Binghe’s fall. Luo Binghe refuses to take that as an answer, though. He’ll find Shizun.
In the meantime, he’ll keep building his reputation as a righteous cultivator at Huan Hua Palace. He’ll deal with the demons under his command, all flocking to him to complain about the assassinations carried out against them in the past months. And he’ll deal with the masked servant of the Old Palace Master who has been foisted upon him: Hua Xunshun.
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soldiershizun auSeries
- Part 4 of local author vs. the amnesia trope
- Part 4 of Febuwhump 2024
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 51,211
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 3
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- 454
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- 2,035
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- 609
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- 20,291
Bookmarked by Magpie_Blue
02 May 2026