MachinationEvil
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Draco Malfoy hasn’t had sex in over a year. Partially by choice. It’s not that he hasn’t managed to have a date; on the contrary, he’s had plenty. But none of them have been quite right. Fed up with his best friend’s antics, Theo steps in with a solution to help.
Or, a fic where Theo plots to get Draco and Hermione together after a few glasses of alcohol, a string of innuendos… and, naturally, by arranging a threesome.
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20 Jul 2026
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She fished the mobile from her pocket and let her thumb hover over the screen for the briefest of moments before firing off a text message to the one person who would always take her side without question or judgment.
Hermione: I found Ron in bed with another woman.
Hermione: You said if I ever needed you, that you’d come.Three dots instantly began blinking on the screen. And then, a sudden onslaught of messages.
Draco: Are you at your flat?
Draco: 10 minutes. Don’t move.
Draco: I’ve waited so long for that tosser to slip up. Pack that bloody beaded bag of yours.
Draco: I’m coming for you, Granger.
Draco: Open your floo, or I’ll go to your front door and kick it down the Muggle way.Bookmarked by MachinationEvil
27 Jun 2026
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She has to run. That is now the truest thing that Hermione knows. She decides to take the train somewhere far away, not knowing that the universe works in mysterious ways and today, it'll bring her to him.
Or Hermione finds a phone number etched into a train seat and decides to text it for funsies. She is completely unaware that it belongs to her former rival and of how her life is about to change for the better.
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- Part 1 of They Call It Fate
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26 May 2026
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The adverse effects of unknowingly imbibing Babbling Beverage while intoxicated include the urge to chatter incessantly, dizziness, short-term memory loss, and spilling your secrets to a fake version of Draco Malfoy.
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12 May 2026
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When Hermione's stuck in boring Ministry meetings, she lets her mind wander. It's not like anyone can hear her thoughts, right?
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She watched as Malfoy's fingers wrapped around his fancy feathered quill, flexing with each stroke as he meticulously penned line after line of notes. His fingers were long and elegant, the kind her mum would’ve deemed “fingers made for playing the piano.”
But Hermione thought his fingers were made for far more exciting things.
Fingers nimble enough to easily undo the back buttons of her knee-length pinstripe dress. Fingers gentle enough to skate across her jaw, leaving a fiery path behind, fingers firm enough to find home in her unruly curls, to fist at the root and pull, just enough to feel just right.
Fingers made to be buried in a woman’s cunt.
She was jolted from her thoughts by the sharp crack of Malfoy’s snapping quill.
“Excuse me, so sorry,” he muttered as all eyes turned toward him.
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19 Feb 2026