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    Marlow: man...

    Connors: that's unexpected 

    Marlow: 407 times? Jeff Buckley? 

     

    Or: Ilya gets exposed as a loverboy via Spotify Wrapped

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Léa Martin @MrsLéaMartin92
    Shane Hollander is TAKEN !?

    Clara @mrsshanehollander4ever
    Shane Hollander has a BABY????

    Léonie @LeonieGagnon27328
    Is this officially the NHL’s cutest baby?

    Lily @BostonLily1991
    DOES THE BABY HAVE FRECKLES?

    Charlotte @charlottefromquébec
    Replying to @BostonLily1991
    what?

    One month before the tuna melt incident, pictures are posted online of Shane and Hayden’s outing to the aquarium.

    Within minutes, the internet is convinced that Shane Hollander has become a father, and people everywhere are mourning the fact that the NHL’s most eligible bachelor is off the market.

    “People everywhere” includes Ilya Rozanov.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Compromising pictures surface after Ilya Rozanov’s phone is hacked. Determined not to let his Russian situationship face the fall-out of getting outed, Shane Hollander comes out, starts Twitter fights, and commits to acting unhinged on main, enlisting the help of a few trusted allies.
    His objective? To become the bigger news story so as to draw attention away from Rozanov, in an insane bid to distract Russia from coming for his... whatever they are to each other.
    Whoever said you can’t singlehandedly change an entire narrative has clearly never met Shane Hollander.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    The crux of the matter is that it’s optics, really, when push comes to shove. The league wants more eyes on the rink, his mother thinks that opening up his branding could be good for him as he gets older, and the magazine wants to do a whole fucking spread on omega advancements in the workplace.

    Shane gets that. He does. He, even somewhat easily, understands that—he’s been a voice for omegas since he was fourteen and presenting, already locked into hockey with all the viciousness of a spurned, heatbroken omega.

    OR: Shane & Ilya get booked to do a modeling shoot for the famed softcore porn magazine SHIVER. It's much bigger news, though, just how close the two of them actually are.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    imagine Heated Rivalry but with a slapdash of magical realism, ghosts, and the slowly dawning realization of just how much Shane and Ilya have to gain, if only they could figure their shit out. featuring: the most supportive team in the world (the Bears), the seething underbelly of malice (Montreal), and three tiny babies (boston's rookies), who just want to meet their stepmom.

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    30 Jun 2026