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rougir (avec honte) by klismaphilia (orphan_account) for slutpunk
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
07 Feb 2017
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Hux knows the Finalizer like the back of his hand.
What he doesn't know is that his unnaturally disgusting crew apparently took it upon themselves to construct an... entertainment device in a certain corner of his precious ship.
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02 May 2026
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Say Please by SaltInStatic
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
04 Jul 2025
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One night. One favor. One man who doesn’t play fair.
Hux thought he knew what he was getting into: rough hands, cruel orders, a safe descent into filth.
But some games go deeper than expected.Bookmarked by Lomvi
02 May 2026
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14 Jul 2025
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Simon Tam does a little research and runs afoul of his new captain
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27 Jun 2025
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Somewhere in an alternate universe where Simon went to the Academy instead of River, he senses Mal's ordeal with Niska and decides to do something about it.
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16 Jun 2025
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The World Might Do Me In by ZsforSs
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
23 May 2018
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A Force-Sensitive Hux defects from the First Order, bonds with his Mom, goes to Jedi School, and falls in love with Ben Solo.
Of course the First Order isn't going to let him go that easily, and now he's gotten himself involved in Skywalker drama too.
Also, Space BuzzFeed.
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13 Jan 2025
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Yennefer had killed a great many men and a fair few women. Most of them – almost all of them – had done something to deserve it. They were violent, selfish people and watching them die she felt nothing but the satisfaction of a job well done. What had Jaskier done, to bring this fate upon himself? He’d written a song. An insulting song about a nobleman with, evidently, very thin skin.
Yennefer is one of the most skilled assassins on the Continent; she trained for years at Aretuza to learn to kill without hesitation or remorse. But when she's hired to kill an unexpectedly charming bard she impulsively decides to throw it all away and start a new life. But the man who wants Jaskier dead is impatient and merciless enough to hire a witcher and witchers are brutal, unfeeling creatures.
...Aren't they?
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20 Nov 2024
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you know that you can wind me up by neverazombie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 Feb 2020
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“No.”
Geralt turned back to his harvesting of the corpse, kneeling down to pry open the garkain’s mouth, and could hear Jaskier sputtering in disbelief. Let him work himself up. There wasn’t a chance in hell Geralt was giving him his own shirt.
((Spoiler: Geralt definitely gives him the shirt.))
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11 Oct 2024
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the brightest shade of sun by alittlebitmaybe
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
13 May 2020
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“You’re going to have to start taking Ciri to school, I can’t do it any more,” Yen says over the phone. “I mean it, Geralt, if we don’t want to have to go on the lam because I’ve murdered a kindergarten teacher, this is your fucking job now. Jesus Christ. I cannot fucking stand that man.”
Or: Snippets in which Geralt is a very tired dad and Ciri's kindergarten teacher won't stop smiling.
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- Part 1 of like the dawn
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29 Sep 2024
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Call of a Stone Heart by Wrightsworth
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Dragonriders of Pern - Anne McCaffrey
24 Jul 2024
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Jaskier had known about dragons from the songs with their great, swirling eyes and tongues of fire, but he had not known. This was fire made flesh, precious metal given living form.
So distracted was he by the magnificent creature, Jaskier barely noticed its rider dismount, so it was a shock when he stomped towards them, his snow-white hair half pulled back, half falling on his shoulders, eyes as gold as the sun.Bookmarked by Lomvi
13 Aug 2024
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“Huh.” Jaskier propped his hands on his hips. “Where’s the happy family, then?” He did a sort of exaggerated twist to look around the large hall. “God, don’t tell me they’re having another heart to heart out in the cold.” He walked closer to the table, smelling strong stew and fresh bread the closer he got, “The sheer amount of dramatics contained within those three, I swear.” He stopped, and they continued staring. “No one’s saying anything. What?”
“Yennefer portalled them to the grand library of Novigrad a couple hours ago.” Vesemir said, “With, I had assumed, you.”
So Geralt's abandoned him on top of a mountain. Again. At least the company has improved this time around.
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27 May 2024
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Let’s wander (till the fuckers demand an encore) by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Mar 2023
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“Here I was just trying to make friendly conversation –“ Jaskier began.
“We aren’t friends," said Lambert.
“-And you went and slipped something in my drink.”
“I poured it into your drink right in front of you. Didn’t make you drink it.”
“Does Geralt know you tried to poison me?”
“Does Geralt know you let strangers spike your drink without asking what’s in it?”
“…Fair enough,” said Jaskier. “I won’t tell if you won’t” he smiled, holding out a hand.
In which Jaskier runs into Lambert in the early days of his travels with Geralt. A friendship grows over two decades of encounters on the Path.
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19 May 2024
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Matchmaker by DancingLassie
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
04 Mar 2022
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16 Dec 2023
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Death on His Arm by Glitterati_Goblin (LittleMissGriff) for Vidra
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Dec 2021
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Jaskier, newly graduated and in need of a grand adventure, is thrilled when his soulmate writes a message on his arm pleading for his aid.
Well, the aid of some ‘Geralt of Rivia’, but he’ll worry about his lady love asking for another man after they’re reunited in romantic bliss.
Alternatively: Assumptions make an ass out of U and Me.
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20 Apr 2023
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Geralt rescues an omega bard on the cusp of heat from a group of bandits. They're too far from any town to find the bard suppressants or a different partner, so Geralt does his best.
(It's pretty damn good.)
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03 Apr 2023
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The Morning Doesn't Reach Us by crushcandles
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
17 Aug 2021
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Jaskier isn't very fast, but he does have some cunning to him, Geralt will allow him that. Not that it matters. Someone’s going to catch him eventually.
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01 Apr 2023
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Bugs in a Rug by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
17 Jan 2022
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“Jaskier,” the tone with which Geralt says his name freezes the bard immediately. The witcher’s eyes are still closed, his face as relaxed as it ever gets, but Jaskier doesn’t think there’s anyone else in the world who can weaponize his name the way Geralt can.
“Yes, Geralt?” He tries for a casual tone and attempts to ignore the slight squeak that sneaks through anyway.
“Back to your side.”
(Five hardships of sharing a bed with someone and one benefit)
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30 Mar 2023
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navigation (and lack thereof) by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
22 Dec 2021
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He huffs a frustrated breath that shudders slightly on its way out with his shivering before he turns a corner and finds yet another hallway that looks like every other hallway. As he’s about to slide to the floor and fall back to his tried and true method of shouting for Geralt at the top of his lungs to fix the problem, he catches sight of a flicker of light under a doorway.
Salvation.
(Jaskier’s Kaer Morhen navigational skills are lacking, but his puppy eyes are top notch, which helps even things out.)
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30 Mar 2023
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love's the only engine of survival by cumaeansibyl for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Jan 2023
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There might be an incubus somewhere in Jaskier's family tree. It would explain his youth, his libido, and the implausible success rate of his terrible lines. But very few things in life are free, and with those benefits may come some drawbacks.
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25 Mar 2023
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Things have been… weird, to say the least.
(or the one where Yennefer and Geralt won’t stop fighting over Jaskier, and Jaskier has never been so confused in his life.)
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08 Mar 2023