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    But it is seven in the morning in the middle of the summer, one of the last summers they will have like this, where it feels like they are running away, and it doesn’t feel like death. It doesn’t feel like stubbornness, laying here with Shane. It doesn’t feel like it has cost him anything.

    But God, when Ilya thinks about it, he remembers what it cost.

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    The world is always clamoring for llya’s spoils of war, and his secrets, and Ilya is not angry about it. If Achilles does not feel scorn, Patroclus does not die. It is simple, and also it is not, because as much as Ilya will always be Achilles to everyone else, Shane is the one who deals in victories and concessions. Shane is the one who makes it so that Achilles and Patroclus die together, though whether that is on the battlefield or in old age as esteemed friends in the palaces they have built on blood and bone remains to be seen.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    THE hollanov fic no need to read or make more fics this one is it holy shit balls peak absolute cinema ACHILLES AND PATROCLUS STILL NOT FUCKING OVER THAT OMG OMG THATS MY DOOMED SHIP SONG OF ACHILLES MY GOAT

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    “You know,” Rozanov speaks up, walking backward for a second so that he can face Shane, “if we are pretending to be boyfriends, you should probably work on looking less offended every time I speak.”

    “You should work on speaking less.”

    “Oh, I feel the chemistry already.”

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    OR: When a college dean’s homophobic comments threaten to cost Northlake University its main sponsors (and therefore its entire hockey program), campus golden boys Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are asked to fake-date for damage control.

    Shane thinks the plan is absurd. Ilya thinks it’s hilarious. Unfortunately, both of them care too much about hockey to say no.

    Now they just have to survive staged dates, invasive campus gossip, suspicious teammates, and pretending to be disgustingly in love for a few months.

    Which would all be a lot easier if they weren’t starting to enjoy it a little too much…

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Holy peak
    7 chapters June 11th omg its June bro I fully wrote may oops 😬 hahah i love hollanov this is tuff

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    In the mornings, afternoons, and nights, there is one thing that is always there for Ilya Rozanov.

    And that's McDonalds.

    While he does miss his usual spot back in Boston, he's been coming often to the closest one to his new home in Ottawa. It's convenient. Plus, who's gonna say no to a McGriddle?

    Unfortunately for Ilya, the breakfast menu items are all unavailable at 1am.

    Luckily, he has his perfect, regular late-night order that he always gets. And he orders it with pride, like a white girl at Starbucks.

    But the best part of the night isn't even Ilya's food, but the worker at the window.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    17 May 2026

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    Omg holy peak

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    The trade deadline is here and there's a shocking new development: Shane Hollander has been traded.

    To One Direction.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Holy peak