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Spousal Privilege by LemonsAreForLifeNotJustForLemonBars
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jun 2026
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Here is what Jade Hollander knows about Darya Volkova: she arrived from nowhere, she's closing in on Jade's stats faster than anyone predicted, and every single person in women's hockey seems to think their rivalry is exactly what this brand new league needed.
Here is what Jade Hollander will not admit for approximately two years: they're not wrong. Just not for the reasons anyone thinks.
Inspired by Heated Rivalry. Jade/Darya. Explicit. Slow burn with payoff. Features: rivals to lovers, D/s dynamics, a very inconvenient spousal visa, and Eurovision. Planning to update weekly.
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“Is it selfish to want to start over at forty? I kept waiting for my broken heart to stop hurting quite so much. And yet, here I am, all these years later, and I still…”
Anne Heatherington née Elliot is forced to confront some home truths when a family climbing trip brings her ex Frederika Wentworth back into her life.
OR: A modern queer retelling of Persuasion with rock climbing that's somehow also all about the struggles of working parenthood, of invisible bisexuality, and of not fitting in with your family.
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The Art of Tender Insistence by LemonsAreForLifeNotJustForLemonBars
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
15 Oct 2025
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"Will, babe - I'm ready. You don't have to keep going."
Will looks up sharply at that, then climbs his way back up the bed. "I don't *have* to?" Will's voice is quiet but intense. "Derek, getting to do this with ya… it's not a chore I'm tryna get through. I *wanna* do this."
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- Part 4 of The Art of Calculated Vulnerability
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The Art Of Timely Honesty by LemonsAreForLifeNotJustForLemonBars
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
01 Sep 2025
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It feels good to get it off his chest, actually. But now he has to eat humble pie.
“I'm really sorry for not being straight with you. I really believe that we can come up with a way to rebuild your trust in me, but I understand if you don't feel that way.”
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- Part 3 of The Art of Calculated Vulnerability
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The Art of Cautious Reconnaissance by LemonsAreForLifeNotJustForLemonBars
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
18 Aug 2025
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Will’s answering Holster, but his eyes never leave Derek's; “ayuh, I'm try’na lock someone down at the moment. It’s kind of a long shot, though. He's way out of my league.”
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- Part 2 of The Art of Calculated Vulnerability
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The Art of Calculated Vulnerability by LemonsAreForLifeNotJustForLemonBars
Fandom Check Please! (Webcomic)
15 Oct 2025
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Chronology:
1. Generous Deception - some time in 2021
2. Untitled WIP, to publish soon - about 2 months later
3. Cautious Reconnaissance - about 10 months after GD- Words:
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Shane experiences a time loop. Ilya experiences that same time loop. Ilya then, months later, goes through his own loop.
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Bookmarked by LemonsAreForLifeNotJustForLemonBars
12 Jun 2026
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i'm twisted up when i'm twisted with you by canadianwolfbird
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 Feb 2026
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A ongoing collection of Hollanova (gender-swapped Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov).
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Bookmarked by LemonsAreForLifeNotJustForLemonBars
10 Jun 2026
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Influence by 409_conflict
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Jun 2026
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10 Jun 2026
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(The Reason) Shane Hollander Doesn't Listen to Music by deardeer18
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Everybody learns that Shane Hollander is completely clueless about music following an interview, Ilya Rozanov decides to torture him with this knowledge for the next decade.
Bookmarked by LemonsAreForLifeNotJustForLemonBars
07 Jun 2026
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there's a piece of me they're throwing back at us by beagoldfish
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Apr 2026
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Bood is right about the fines, but Ilya’s worst habit is that he just can’t stop digging his own grave. Voronin is so goddamn smug, and Comeau is smirking like he’s punched Ilya in the face with his own championship ring; Ilya can’t help but want to make things worse.
Ilya yanks himself free of Bood and skates closer to the Voyageurs. He tilts his lips away from the cameras before he speaks. “I know you think you are Montreal’s new Shane Hollander, karlusha,” he whispers, “but you do not need to fuck me, too.”
Voronin shoves him away with a laugh. “I would rather be Montreal’s Shane Hollander than Shane Hollander’s Lily.”
And suddenly, Ilya knows why Comeau’s words were so familiar.
He drops his gloves and breaks the rookie’s perfect little teeth.
TMZ @tmz
BREAKING: Thousands of explicit messages and pictures shared online after NHL player Shane Hollander’s phone stolen in Nashville- Language:
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Bookmarked by LemonsAreForLifeNotJustForLemonBars
03 Jun 2026