Katapults

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    Tis be me! Back again with more antics and gremlining. I present to you a series of loosely connected oneshots, some chaotic, some sensisble, some intended for tears and otherwise for the amazingess of laughter :) Welcome...

    Aka modern alt. universe set in whichever naruto time period is the second war ish, about then, people ar eteenagers and young adults, and babies don't exist yet.... or do they

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    She’s older, much older than the last time he saw her. Her hair’s the wrong color and her cheeks are rounder than they ever were when she was running around in her purple kevlar, but it’s her. Those bright blue eyes and that soft smile? It’s unmistakably her.

    “Tell me that this isn’t a sleep deprivation hallucination. Because… even if you tell me this isn’t, I’m not sure I’ll believe you.”

    “Then I guess you’re not gonna believe me.”

    OR: Tim!Neal has a surprise reunion with Steph!El

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    Tim just wanted to grab a quick bite, but instead, he is stuck listening to some wannabe mogul droning on. But it's nothing compared to the suffering the man's date is going through. But when the man continues to insult his date, Tim finally steps in in order to school him in business. And if he ends up with a date of his own out of it? Well, that's just good business, isn't it.

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    Tim's parents refuse to pay his ransom or even notify the police of his kidnapping.

    So, of course, Tim gets his revenge. Who better to be a ghost than the forgotten child?

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Clara Nightingale wants Luka to record her new breakup song with her, but Luka’s having trouble connecting to it. It’s not that it’s a bad song. He just…only really had the one breakup, and he never really wanted it in the first place.

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    “We could be so happy together, couldn’t we?”

    “We would be,” Luka promises, voice an octave or two deeper and sincere, no less shaky though. “I only want you to be happy, love.”

    “You make me happy, enough to be a villain with you.”

    “We would be the happiest villains ever, huh?”

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    Silencer was once deemed in the top list of one of the worst akumatizations ever done on a person when Luka was convinced to release a song about the experience that left him scarred.

    And now he’s standing against the team and Marinette is quickly realizing just how capable Luka is of turning from the best of a person to the most challenging villain.

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