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Of Sorts, and Of Failings by JoanieUponThePyre
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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“It’d be nice, in my new life, not to have to kill anyone else.”
“I’m with you there. Two seems enough for one lifetime. And certainly enough for one summer” They lapsed into a silence, taking a break to drink water.
Two. Two. Two.
Coriolanus Snow had killed two people. Only two kills, he assured himself. Sejanus’s death was not his fault. Not truly, anyhow. Sejanus had brought his fate upon himself. Upon himself. The thought scared Coriolanus, for, was that not what he was doing? Tempting fate, like in one of Lucy Gray’s stories? Sure, he was doing it in a less ‘rebel-against-the-capitol-way' than Sejanus, but Coriolanus couldn’t help feeling like he was running headfirst off a cliff.
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Instead of telling Lucy Gray he killed three people, Coriolanus tells her he killed two. How does this change the course of Panem's history? The answer is irrevocably.-----------------------------------------------
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Three people have fun and write the overthrowing of a fictional totalitarian government in the longest way possible.
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Izuku's quirk is simple, it tells him exactly what he needs to do.
It tells him to grab an umbrella and that afternoon it rains unexpectedly. It tells him to bring cash and it turns out the card reader is out of order.
His quirk tells him to rob a bank.
Well, why not?
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Does the name All for One mean anything to Izuku? Nope.
Will he tear down the empire of a powerful villain who has been terrorizing Japan for over a century anyway? Sure. -
Beyond the Broken Horizon by JoWithTheFlow
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Mar 2024
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About a week after that, All Might asked Izuku if he was aiming for the hero course at UA. The question was so sudden that Izuku nearly dropped a microwave on his toes.
The truth was, if All Might had asked him that a week ago, there would have only been one possible answer to that question. All Might had gone to UA, UA was the best, so Izuku was going to go there too, if he could. But things were a little different, now that he was going to receive All Might’s Quirk.
“No,” he said, decisively.
All Might looked caught off guard, which was a very rare expression on him. “No?” he echoed, like he couldn’t believe it.
A laugh bubbled out of Izuku’s throat. He honestly couldn’t believe it either. “No,” he repeated.
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Or, All Might tells Izuku about All for One before he gives him One for All, and everything changes.
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as you wish by Gladumf
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
02 Mar 2024
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Grian was never meant to be anyone important. That wasn’t to say that he was unattractive or stupid, he was far from it. He had just been unlucky at birth, born to two poor farmers in the midst of a winter war. If you were born a peasant, you would die one. That was just how the world worked back then.
Grian had accepted this fact shortly after he became aware of it. In his mind, there was no point in wasting time thinking about it, and he didn’t feel as though he had a particularly difficult life. After all, his childhood was spent with his four best friends in all the world.
But all good things must come to an end, and it was on the evening of Martyn’s eighteenth birthday that things started to go a bit…wrong.
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What's it about? Fencing. Fighting. True love. Strong Hate. Harsh Revenge. A few soldiers. Lots of Morally Grey Characters. Five or Six Terrifying Women. Beasties Monstrous and Gentle. Some Swell Escapes and Captures. Death, Lies, Truth, and Miracles.
In short, it's about everything.
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or, princess bride au with buttercup!grian, dread pirate roberts!scar, and a plethora of other characters filling in and adding to the other roles of the book and movie
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- Part 15 of glad's platonic scarian manifesto: volume 1
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30 Jun 2026
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With Friends Like These by StoneyT456
Fandoms: Young Sherlock (TV 2026), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
20 Mar 2026
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“Right then,” Mycroft sighed, “that’s good to hear. So please forgive the clichéd expression here, but I must ask, what are your intentions with my brother?”
James flinched. “Jesus, Mycroft, I’m not plannin’ to date him.”
“Right, no, of course not… just my sister.”
(Or, Mycroft Holmes can also make some observations, and realizes James and Sherlock’s relationship is doomed by the narrative. What ensues is a conversation and a glimpse to the future.)
Bookmarked by JoanieUponThePyre
30 Jun 2026
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Matt Punches a Robot, and Other Stories by Hinn_Raven
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Apr 2015
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In which Matt fights robots, Karen figures it out, Foggy sues Iron Man, and Tony Stark gets punched.