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  1. Public Bookmark 37

    The Order of The Closed Fist by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    24 Jan 2026

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    A loving homage to one of my favorite fics, Not A Mounted Dildo (But A Fuck Machine).

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    Crowley was staring blankly at the kettle as it began to heat up when an idea came to him. What if - rather than sneak around each other and act like masturbation was secretive and taboo - they just did it out in the open, at the same time? They were both straight, so it wasn't like it would change anything between them, and Crowley was sure he'd heard stories of straight men getting together to watch porn and jerk off. Yeah, that was the perfect solution! Now all he had to do was get Aziraphale on board. He heard the shower cut off and poured himself a cup of coffee as he considered his pitch.

    "Angel!" Crowley's greeting was full of cheer, his smile bright as he handed Aziraphale a perfectly crafted cup of tea.

    Aziraphale narrowed his eyes in distrust, "...what do you want?"

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    07 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 98

    Model Parenting by for Afraid_Industry8409

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett  

    17 Feb 2026

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    All things considered, Aziraphale Fell is doing a good (half-decent?) job. He’s been raising Adam, his nephew, for three years now and he’s almost figured out the mysterious and complicated art of parenting (almost).
    So it really doesn’t help that Adam and the daughter of the new single dad in Tadfield seem hell-bent on not going along. It also doesn’t help that said new single dad is rather… well, dashing, as it were. And annoying. But mostly dashing. No wonder Mr Crowley works as a model.
    How very inconvenient that, when Adam and Pepper are threatened with expulsion, Mr Crowley suggests he and Aziraphale join forces to help settle their kids’ differences.
    It’s a good idea and it’s not like Aziraphale even likes the man, so there won’t be any distractions. Why, he doesn’t even think about Mr Crowley that often. Almost never really. Well…

    🎄🐇 NOW COMPLETE 🐇🎄

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    09 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

    The Book Travellers by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    30 Apr 2026

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    Former police detective Anthony Crowley makes his living selling information on the black market - and there’s something curious going on in a certain bookshop in SoHo, patrons disappearing for days at a time. Of course, once he decides to investigate and meets the gorgeous proprietor, he has other interests to consider.

    Aziraphale does his duty as a book keeper, running a discrete shop where patrons can partake of very unique journeys. When a former detective starts snooping around, Aziraphale ends up on the adventure he never dared take.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Ask Nicely by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    05 May 2026

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    After the failed Armageddon, Aziraphale finds out that Heaven has been damning souls to Hell for the supposed sin of having kinky sex. He is certain that kinky sex in itself is not a sin, and enlists Crowley to help him prove it. Never mind that Aziraphale has never had sex before. Never mind that he and Crowley are just friends. He's sure everything will work out just fine.

    Written for Kinktober 2025

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    25 Mar 2026

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    From Hell, For Love by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    04 Jun 2019

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    Crowley impresses Hell with the Spanish Inquisition (even though he didn't have a part in it, thank you very much). To reward him, they give him a present: a powerless angel to do whatever he wants with.

    Aziraphale is not what he expects. And it turns out, what they both want just happens to be love.

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    12 Mar 2026