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A series of sequential Flambert oneshots over the course of their relationship
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01 Aug 2026
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"So you wanna kill him? Thought you were over that."
"No! That's the problem!" Flambae angrily stabbed a scallop with his fork. "I don't want to kill him, but I feel this fuckin'-- it's not anger, it's this weird... aggression. Can't explain it."
"So you wanna fuck him?"
Flambae pinched the bridge of his nose. "No, fuck off. This might be a real problem for me. What if I give in to the urge and just crisp him at his seat, huh? What then? Supermax for life, that's what."
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Flambae experiences cuteness aggression for the first time. He doesn't know how to deal with it.
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30 Jul 2026
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Robert raised a brow.
“Damn,” He commented, shaking his head. “That dick would have to be life-changing for me to cook you breakfast after the first night together.”
Flambae gave him a considering glance. “Can you even cook?”
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30 Jul 2026
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B.Y.H.B, ‘Be Your Heroic Best’ had been explained to Robert, by Blazer of course, as a convention led by retired heroes, and heroes in their prime, with the sole purpose of teaching what they’ve learned in the field to better educate the upcoming, heroic youth. It was a two day event, Saturday and Sunday, and the SDN was willing to pay, round trip, for someone from the Phoenix Program to attend — with a chaperone of course.
When Robert had volunteered to do so with a member of the Z-Team, he hadn’t really thought the entire process through. Or, at least, he hadn’t thought far enough ahead to consider the reality he was currently experiencing: a reality in which he shared a weekend with a raging fireball who vividly hated his guts.Or:
Robert and Flambae go on a trip out of town and sexy things ensue.
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30 Jul 2026
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“If an SDN employee is unable to acquire lunch of some kind during his or her scheduled break, sack lunches (containing one ham and cheese sandwich, one gala apple, and one milk carton) are available at […] and will be paid forward using the employee’s next available paycheck.”
It’s painfully obvious that Robert isn’t eating well. Flambae takes it upon himself to fix that, in the most Flambae way possible.
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29 Jul 2026
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SDN Employee Handbook, Page 12:
Personal relationships between colleagues are permitted, provided they are conducted in a professional manner and do not interfere with work performance. All employees are expected to maintain professional conduct at all times in the workplace and avoid behavior that may cause difficulty, embarrassment, or discomfort to others.
Navigating workplace romances is hard enough even when they don't involve ex-supervillains with mile-high egos.
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“Do you think it's a sign of some deeper issue?” Robert muses, eyes tracing the deep v of his ridiculous suit and ducking the swipe of Chase's hand.
“Brain damage, probably.” Chase nods. Not entirely impossible, considering his lifestyle.
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29 Jul 2026
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Robert Robertson III is used to the constant pain that accompanies his daily life after so many years of being Mecha Man, but when a particularly bad flareup has him lethargic at work. An unlikely savior comes to Robert's rescue providing him with some grade A cooking and eventually a massage that leaves Robert wanting more from the cocky flame hero. The two bicker, the two chat, then ultimately Robert spends the night at Flambae's place.
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- Part 1 of Flambert Collection
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29 Jul 2026
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Flambae turns back around, brows furrowed at the other hero. “What the hell are you even saying? You're just going ‘blah blah blah!’ and hoping I would understand your bullshit language. And you call me confusing.”
Robert raises his brow, as if Flambae were the crazy one. “You never heard of boys bullying girls in preschool because they had crushes on them?”
“No? That's stupid.”
“It is stupid. That's what I'm doing. I'm calling you stupid.”
In which case, Robert finds out why Flambae has been avoiding him.
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28 Jul 2026
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27 Jul 2026
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a freeloader, a roommate, or a secret third thing by kj_crwn
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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Robert fills up the glass he's been trying to remove a questionable stain from and empties it in a fluid movement over his shoulder, enjoying the indignant squawk it produces before all noise ceases. Blessed silence.
"You gotta stop doing this near the sources of water," Robert comments lazily, turning around to lean back against the sink. He smirks at the sight of Flambae. Dripping wet, and eyes wild. Pathetic.
"Just you wait until I set you on fire in your sleep," Flambae says through gritted teeth, fingers twitching as if he's trying to summon his fire despite the water impairing him.
"Bringing kinky shit into the bedroom already?" Robert quips. He crosses his arms, not cowed in the slightest by the other's larger frame.
or; Flambae's apartment is destroyed during the attack. He forces his way into staying at Robert's instead.
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27 Jul 2026
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27 Jul 2026
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“I don’t want gentle with you, Flam-bae. So if you wanna come to my house and act like you own the place, fucking deliver.” To punctuate his words, Robert fisted a hand in Flambae's hair, yanking his head back just enough to force eye contact.
Flambae had to blink a few times, processing the seemingly sudden shift, before a sharp, delighted laugh escaped him. An arrogant, toothy grin spread across his face.
"I'm gonna fucking ruin you."
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25 Jul 2026
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20 Jul 2026
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19 Jul 2026
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Post canon fic about Robert managing to convince everyone on the Z-Team he’s a Beta until they catch him red handed.
“This is fucking stupid.” He says, aggravated.
“No it fucking ain’t you suicidal prick.” Chase snaps back at him. The older man is definitely angrier than he’d been a few hours ago, far more irritated compared to when he’d first shown up at Roberts crumbling apartment unannounced.
“Yes it fucking is!” He snaps right back. “I don’t need to be doing this.”
“Robert please, it’s not going to fucking kill you.” Chase amps up again, they’d been going back and forth for the last 2 and a half hours. Doing the same spiel for every piece of cloth Robert picked from the big, corporate bag of nesting shit sent to him by SDN.
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12 Jul 2026
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Plan A: Tell everyone Alastor tops. Plan B: ...whatever this is. by PuffinStack for MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Feb 2026
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"He could claim it was all a joke, an error, a misunderstanding—but in Hell, no one cared about correcting misinformation. No matter what, this story was out, and it would spread fast, considering the reach of Alastor’s broadcast and the fact that Vox listened to it obsessively. There was nothing he could do.
Lucifer wished his magic could turn back time. Could take the words 'Come on down to bed, Al,' out of everyone’s minds and pull the sound back through the radio waves into his big, stupid mouth."
Or, all of Hell heard Lucifer call Alastor down to bed. What's a devil to do to fix his mistake? Well, apparently...whatever this is. (Alastor vetoed Plan A.)
[Written for MothballMilkshake's 500 Mothballs WTIYS! Congratulations, Moth!!]
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10 Jul 2026
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Alastor helped Lucifer recover after he escaped from the Might of Lilith. Lucifer feels like he owes him a service in return.
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10 Jul 2026
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“Why are you a deer, Alastor?” Charlie asks, swinging her legs.
He stiffens, then cocks his head at her, “Why, what a personal question, my dear! Surely you know it’s insensitive to ask a sinner about their form?”
She gives him an apologetic smile, but not much more, “Sorry, I just… I heard that your human lives, and, well, deaths, influenced you here. So…”
“Yeah, so… do ya have, like, a mating season?” Angel Dust cuts in with a purr, sticking his head through the door suddenly, “I heard deer do that and I gotta say, I approve.”
Alastor simply gives a short laugh, and pushes him out with an inky tendril.
Or, 5 times the crew ask about Alastor’s deer characteristics, and the one time they get an answer.
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09 Jul 2026
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Deals Come to Light by Peony_Soprano
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
04 Apr 2026
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“You want me to fight for the King of Hell, Lucifer, from the bible, when I somehow manage to free myself from the soul binding contract I am already under?” Alastor furrowed his eyebrows in disbelief as he read the paper over and over again to make sure he understood everything about it. He had to raise an eyebrow at the sight of the angel’s wings flicking out again.
“Simple. Yes. It is only a favor. Not a soul binding deal. I need someone to watch over my brother. The sinners are getting out of control, and I need someone to ensure he stays safe,” Azrael nodded
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08 Jul 2026
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Stop Me If You've Heard This Cliché Before by BleakCinema
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Apr 2026
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The East of Eden Book Shop is Lucifer's little slice of heaven now that his daughter has moved away for college. It's his own place - full of every story anyone could ever want, good coffee, and a warm place to rest tired bones. He's a simple man. All he needs to get by is his favourite morning radio show and his shop.
Too bad life decided he also needed a surly, well-dressed deer with a smart mouth, a bad attitude, and a hare-brained scheme to shake up his life.
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08 Jul 2026