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  1. Public Bookmark 19

    To the hearts you break and all the cyanide you drank by

    Fandoms: Jennifer's Body (2009)  

    28 Sep 2023

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    And then there’s Jennifer.

    She’s resplendent even looking like a corpse. Her eyes are sunken but sharp, glittering with something like malice, and Colin doesn’t trust it even as his heart sings to capture it in poetry. To distract himself, he states the obvious: “This isn’t really your house, is it.” 

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    24 Nov 2024

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    A Wolf Amongst Lions by

    Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin  

    08 Aug 2019

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    Tywin Lannister discovers the true identity of his cup bearer at Harrenhal. Now, with another bargaining chip in his possession, he has a chance to turn the war. Arya Stark, despite her best efforts, falls back into the Game of Thrones. To survive in a lion's den, a wolf has no choice but to adapt.

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    21 Sep 2024

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    I LOVED THIS SO FREAKING MUCH OMG

  3. Public Bookmark 65

    You're Kidding Right? by

    Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin  

    19 Aug 2023

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    When all Y/N L/N wanted was to chill at home with her laptop, anime and her bed, why has she suddenly been drop-kicked into Westeros of all places? It's not even her favourite fandom.

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    02 Aug 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 29

    It Will Come Back (Mizu x F!Reader) by

    Fandoms: Blue Eye Samurai (Cartoon)  

    23 Feb 2024

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    Mizu is starving and gravely injured in the middle of the snowy forest, and you dislike samurai bringing their chaos near your peaceful little cabin. But, alas, you are a healer. You decide to take them in, nurse them back to health and send them on their way, expecting it to be an easy job. After all, you aren't even attracted to men, let alone sassy ones like this guy.

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    Clueless lesbians discover that dating women is an option!! Reader saves Mizu and they begin hopelessly pining after each other while in denial about liking women!! They're both absolute losers x

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    28 Jun 2024