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"―it was a splendid encounter, truly! You should have witnessed it, my recluse. Though I suppose seeing my other self's deteriorating state wouldn't be pleasant in any case."
"Is that what's bothering you then?"
Or A moment between Truthless Recluse and Sage of Truth after the encounter with Timekeeper Cookie.
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26 Jun 2026
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Shadow Milk takes care of Pure Vanilla after a frisky morning.
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- Part 5 of emma's crk fics
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24 Jun 2026
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Love was a foreign concept to the Fount of Knowledge. The emissary of the gods was not supposed to live for himself. He was not meant to indulge in personal relationships. And perhaps that was why he had felt that Pure Vanilla had saved him, in a way. He knew of the path that awaited him if he were to carry his burdens alone. He knew that he would eventually destroy himself.
And now, in a version of Earthbread that had previously been foreign to him, it was home.
No, rather – perhaps it would be more correct to say that he was his home.
The Fount of Knowledge may be a god to cookiekind themselves, but Pure Vanilla was his universe.
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23 Jun 2026
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The Truthless Recluse has grown quite accustomed to the visits of the Sage of Truth. Meanwhile, the Sage has picked up on all of the bad habits the Recluse has followed for so long. However, there is never any confrontation. It’s so…confusing. Yet the Recluse still lies to him over them anyway. He believes he’s finally tricked the other into believing he’s fixing them. He knows it makes the scholar happy.
The Sage is coming over today, he knows.
Or: Sage knows about Recluse’s bad habits but never confronts the hermit about them. And the Recluse simply lies to keep the scholar happy.
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22 Jun 2026
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Shadow Milk is pissed because Pure Vanilla refuses to take care of himself. No matter how much he tries to get the other of have even a modicum of self respect he just goes right back to working himself into an early grave.
Eventually Shadow Milk snaps and decides to use an unorthodox solution to get the other to start caring for himself better.
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- Part 3 of CRK Freaky Pride Month 2026
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21 Jun 2026
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“Offer me enlightenment, then.” He continues. “Guide me, ô grand Sage of Truth. How may I be of service to you ?" His eyes do not waver, still fixated on the heterochrome gaze of the Sage.
A grin forms on the “grand Sage of Truth” ’s face, the corners of his mouth reaching his ears.
“Marvelous !” He gleefully clasps his hands together.
The only reaction he wins from the Recluse is a monotone face accompanied by a low sigh. Seeing as the Recluse wasn’t inclined to talk more, the Sage decided to continue his monologue.
“Well then, a massage is all I need.” He simply states.
A casual demand to relieve stiffness and tiredness. Nothing more.
“That’s all ? Anything else ?” Is all Truthless Recluse ironically offers as a response.
“Anything else…?” the Sage repeats. “Probably you.”
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20 Jun 2026
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A wildlife researcher fulfills his dream of meeting a magical, yet dangerous creature.
Title is An Eater by Matt Martians!!Bookmarked by Jester_guy
18 Jun 2026
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What lingers first in Pure Vanilla’s memory are two eyes— cyan and blue.
They were not simply colors, not merely shades to be catalogued among the blossoms that lined the Vanilla hills. They were shadows caught in ice, stars buried in snow. And in the middle of all that frost, a boy who looked too small for the crown that would one day press against his brow, eyes too large for the timid boy who held them.
Pure Vanilla had not known then that love could strike so young.
He had thought it the sort of thing that bloomed late, like the orchids that only flowered when the sun coaxed them after patient months of waiting.
But with Shadow Milk, it was not coaxed— it was immediate.
Pure Vanilla is six, and he knows he's in love.
(It never changes)
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- Part 7 of My Cookie Works
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18 Jun 2026
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"Don't play coy. I saw how you looked at me. I saw how you stared." He sat back, legs spread across the chair so his knees were on either side of Sage's legs. His skirt rose, so, so close to showing a hint of underwear. "So, I'm making an offer."
Sage swallowed. "Uh huh... Your offer is...?"
"I'll let you fuck me while I copy your notes. Deal?"
Sage of Truth and Truthless Recluse have an arrangement. Sage will give Recluse his notes and, in return, he gets to fuck Recluse. Usually, the latter shows no reaction, and doesn't seem to care much at all for it, until...
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17 Jun 2026
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Four Ways - Plus One - to Kiss the Way to Escape by Shirooshrimp
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
16 Jun 2026
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A white room + four version - plus one - of Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla + a task to escape
1. Shadow Milk/Pure Vanilla
2. Truthless Recluse/Sage of Truth
3. Viridiscent Daydream/Ad Ad-Lib Ending (i just call him king or smilk)
4. TGC angel Shadow Milk/TGC angel Pure Vanilla
5. Shadow Milk/Pure Vanilla - but in the current timeline of the gameJust small oneshots - something that has been stuck in my head for a week or two now
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17 Jun 2026
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Pure Vanilla embraces the world with every part of his being.
Recluse, his twin brother, closes himself off from it -- a wall surrounding him like a protective blanket.
And then there is both Shadow Milk and Sage, who are so very similar, and yet different from one another in every sense of the word.
For one of them, it's love at first sight. And for the other three?
It's.... complicated at best.
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A modern-day AU focusing on family bonds and slow burn romance.
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16 Jun 2026
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A (Not Very Fun) Guide to Being a Virtue by PurefulH34rt
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
14 Jun 2026
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Sage had started to become more invested in the Virtues, being the previous cookies who held the soul jams before he and his dear friends inherited them. They were viewed by all of cookiekind as godly saviors, helping any and all who sought their guidance. Who could blame Sage for wanting to match their rank?
Sage found himself viewing the Virtues as something similar to that of idols. Though he was aware of the misdeeds they had done later on, he hoped that he could reach a status equivalent to theirs while also managing to avoid the fate they were subjected to. It started with books and research, learning anything and everything he could about the Virtues so he could follow in their footsteps. Almost no source made its way past Sage, even small pieces of information being given to him from his friend on the Peak of Truth.
However, Sage’s infatuation with the Virtues eventually evolved into one of near obsession. Truthless Recluse, having been one of the Virtues, had no doubt noticed and become upset with Sage’s romanticizations. To show him that his ideals of being a ‘perfect Virtue’ are not as marvelous as Sage seemed to think, Recluse comes up with a plan to hopefully change the scholar’s beliefs.
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14 Jun 2026
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It's Pure Vanilla's turn for his fingers to curl around the other's hand. His smile feels awkward and uneven then, his heart beating so wildly in his chest. It was about to burst in a way that was intoxicating.
And to Shadow Milk, in turn, the way that he felt the same was something he would have loathed, if not for Pure Vanilla's words cutting through the brief silence between them.
“Come with me.”
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11 Jun 2026
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While Shadow Milk is messing with timelines, he manages to stumble upon one where his beloved puppet, Truthless Recluse lives. Though he is not the same as his loving creation, he yearns for that connection back, and suddenly, he wants.
The Sage of Truth is not impressed at having to share.
Or; Ultimate Shadow Milk and Sage of Truth fight over a very tired hermit.
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11 Jun 2026
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Senet, the professor is in love with a certain librarian. Even with his knowledge, he is struggling to say his feelings out ask him out for a date. Not anymore.
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- Part 14 of CRK Oneshots
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11 Jun 2026
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The Sage of Truth yearns to meet the faerie king, a secretive and reclusive man, who he just so happens to meet after hosting a ball.
Inspired by tumblr user @saintvanilly for their Truthless Viridescent design!
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10 Jun 2026
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It had been a mistake to follow the master of the Spire earlier in the day through those dizzying halls.
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Truthless Recluse gets frustrated.
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09 Jun 2026
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It's been a while since Sage of Truth has seen his Recluse, perhaps he should pay him a visit...
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Sage of Truth goes to see his situationship Truthless Recluse and acts like the unbearably cheerful cookie he is.
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08 Jun 2026
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“Say ahh!” The Sage poked at the Recluse’s mouth with something sweet smelling. It was round like a marble, a bit sticky and certainly not soft. Candy.
The Recluse pulled back a little rather than letting the Sage have his way with feeding the Recluse, pouting as he turned his head away, maybe to hide the blush that crept up his face.
The dark cookie cleared his throat. “Witches, you are unbearable.”// Or for short, Sage made candy for Recluse but Recluse is stubborn to just eat it and has his own plans
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08 Jun 2026
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The Sage of Truth has been working very hard lately. Too hard.
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TruthlessSage kidnapping fic
(any chapters after chapter 1 are just me getting it back in the start of the listings! chapter 1 is the only one with fic💔)
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08 Jun 2026