Jeremyisafurry
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Pink Cows by Jeremyisafurry
Fandoms: The Lost Boys (Movies), The Lost Boys - Hoch/Hornsby/The Rescues
12 Jun 2026
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Vampire rules and holy water rules arent all that different.
(The common custom is that so long as the water added to the holy water does not amount to half the amount of the holy water then all water in the container is considered blessed water.
The reverse is also the common understanding. Adding a thimble of holy water to a gallon of regular water does not make the container full of holy water. The holy water would need to be more than 50% of the combined water.
For vampires, at least half of the human food they eat must be comprised of blood in order to be edible.) -
Chewable Tablets by Jeremyisafurry
Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Be More Chill - Ned Vizzini
30 Jul 2025
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Jeremy doesnt realize that the squip isnt a chewable tablet
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James’ mom and dad are getting a divorce, and it feels like the end of the world. Little did James know it’s about to get a whole lot worse.
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Harry Potter and his Various Odd Classmates by Jeremyisafurry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, Yandere Simulator (Video Game)
14 Aug 2024
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This year at hogwarts was… odd… to say the least. The platform was filled with people harry didnt recognize. Wizards were odd people, but even some of these newcomers seemed out of place…
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George mourns the loss of his brother.
Inspired by Good Luck, Babe! By Chappell Roan.
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all the damn vampires by ohaubergine
Fandoms: The Lost Boys (Musical), The Lost Boys (Movies), The Lost Boys: A New Musical-Arden & Wilson
05 May 2026
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“Look at me, Michael.”
He didn’t. Every time he looked at David, his mind went all wrong. He figured if he met his eyes he would leap right off the goddamn bridge.
Bookmarked by Jeremyisafurry
26 May 2026
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the ending is really fucking sad and david dies
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Michael took a hit off the joint. He didn’t really know how to do it and ended up coughing and gagging as the smoke stayed in his lungs too long, and all of the boys continued with their Greek chorus of jeers and laughter, except David. He moved around Michael like a shark, eyes never leaving him, boring into him actually, as if he could see the stuff he was made of.
“It gets easier,” was all he said through his pleasant smile. “The first time is always the hardest.” -
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Michael has his first kiss with David while fearing for his life in a dead tree overlooking a burning abyss of blood, carnage, and death. How romantic.
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16 May 2026
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Stanley Pines, age 26, wakes up in a park to a nerd staring at him. The kid says his name is Dipper and that he's on a mission to reunite Stan with his brother. Stan doesn't really want to do this, but Dipper is offering to pay, and he says his brother is in trouble. Stanley will always help Stanford, no matter what shit has happened in the past, so he sets off.
Stanford Pines, age 26, wakes up in his house to a teenage girl chatting with his friend, Fiddleford McGucket. The girl- Mabel, supposedly- knows all about his muse and their dalliances because she is, also supposedly, his great-niece from the future. While he does not want to reunite with Stanley necessarily, she essentially blackmails him into being nice when he arrives. Because apparently Stanley is coming to his house. Joy.
(Dipper and Mabel, on the eve of their 18th birthday, are sent back in time to their Grunkles 1 year before the portal is completed. They both, separately and then together, work to fix the mistakes of the past. Featuring a matchmaking Mabel and a scam artist icon Dipper.)
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Bookmarked by Jeremyisafurry
03 Apr 2026
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“You don’t have to lie,” Pru said, winking. “You think I don’t know that glazed-over look when I see it on Bertha’s face all the time?”
“Aw, stop,” Bertha giggled, waving her hand at Pru. “You’ll scare the straights.”
“Is there nobody in this town who isn’t horny today?” Lydia blurted, and then covered her face. “I’m not straight. Neither is my husband.”
“Ooh, right,” Pru said, stepping over to lean on the countertop. “That guy in stripes you were kissing on the bridge. Where’d you find him?”
“Somebody left him on my doorstep in a cardboard box,” Lydia said, rolling her eyes. She realized that Bertha was looking at her now, too. “Wait, you literally want to know how I met my husband? It’s not an exciting story. We both went to the same place to mope.”
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- Part 8 of The Metaphysics Are Fucked
Bookmarked by Jeremyisafurry
31 Mar 2026