Jeremy01678
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The Supe Who Came to Tea by Jeremy01678
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019), The Tiger Who Came To Tea - Judith Kerr
20 Apr 2026
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Once upon a time, there was a little boy called Ryan, and he was having lunch with his mom, in the kitchen.
Suddenly, there was a ring at the door.
Ryan’s mom looked up and said, “I wonder who that can be. It can’t be the grocery delivery because it came this morning. And it can’t be the garbage men because this isn’t the day they come. And it can’t be anyone else. We’d better open the door and see!”
Ryan skipped over to open the door, and there was a tall man, dressed up in red and blue with stripes and stars. The Homelander! He said, “Excuse me, but I’m very hungry, do you think I could have tea with you?”
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A Bona Retelling of the Nativity Story by Jeremy01678
Fandoms: Round the Horne, Christian Bible (New Testament)
25 Dec 2025
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“And now, in the spirit of Christmas, I’d like to whisk you back in time to a young woman called Mary, who’s just taken a very long journey all the way to a little town called Bethlehem…” Douglas Smith’s voice faded out to be replaced by one Kenneth Horne;
“So,” Horne called out, “I popped on over to an inn to try and get a night’s kip, as recommended in the local fit and strong workmen’s magazine-,” he hesitated slightly, “Which I buy- for the carpenter-themed crossword!”
“—‘Course you do…” Sandy couldn’t help but sarcastically interrupt.
Horne, by now an expert in ignoring Julian and Sandy’s uninvited responses, knocked raptly on the wooden door, “Hello! Anybody there?”
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“Hello! Anybody there?” Horne called through the doorway.
“Hullo! I’m Julian and this is my friend Sandy!”
“Ooh, hello!” another male voice called out.
“Julian! Sandy!” Horne replied, “Thank goodness you’re here! I have been dreadfully confused all morning, wondering what on Earth is going on!”
“Lucky for you, ducky, that’s exactly what we’re here for.” Sandy replied.
“Yeah, we were gonna write "Bona What on Earth is Going on" but it wouldn’t fit on the sign!” Julian added.
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Madelyn stepped out of her underwear and towards Homelander. She waved her hands down at him, “On your knees.”
“Huh?” Homelander let out as he dropped down. There was a floor to ceiling mirror opposite the shower and he saw himself fall, lacking the powerful image he usually prided himself on.
Madelyn began to lift her skirt and Homelander looked away out of respect. He caught eyes with himself in the mirror. And it was himself. He could tell by the look in his eye; a slight uncertainty that… the Other him never had.
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- Part 5 of Cozy Corner Kinktober 2025
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Homelander and Black Noir had just finished a mission; an anti-Vought protester had got a little too close to some truths, and needed to be put in their place (six feet under). Now, with the stars above them, they were standing in an empty field after a job well done, looking down at the mudpeople who should be grateful they got to share oxygen with merciful gods like them.
Noir, standing faithfully at Homelander’s side, turned to face him, an unknowable expression on his face. He placed his hands on Homelander’s shoulders and stared meaningfully into him.
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- Part 4 of Cozy Corner Kinktober 2025
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The one where everyone kinda knows and, like with most things, they just don’t talk about it.
(I'm posting this within a series, but it's really a standalone ED!Roman fic featuring dented sibling relationships.)
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26 Mar 2023
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[Honesty by WatchMyFavesSuffer]
Roman has an eating disorder.
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“And who do you usually talk to when you’re having a tough day?”
Kendall laughs unexpectedly. “Um,” he gets out, stifling the sound, “yeah. Probably my ex. Not wife. This girl Naomi. But before that… Stewy.”
"And who’s that? Not part of the family, I’m presuming.”
After Caroline's wedding and Tom's betrayal, Kendall comes back with no plan except to get better.
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14 May 2023
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[sunbleached by coldhome]
Kendall’s therapist tells him to reach out to Stewy.
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There’s one thing Logan hasn’t used against Kendall yet: his relationship with Stewy. Kendall decides to jump in front of it.
Or: thirty years of something.
Set from the middle of Series 3, after the shareholder’s meeting.
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02 Jul 2023
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[Telemachus' Detachment by magnoliabud]
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The first time it happened was a fluke.
Tom may be more into the human footstool thing, but not the way Greg originally thought.
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15 Nov 2022
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[Hands and Knees by GlitterDwarf]
Tom has a foot-stool kink. -
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He looks like pure sex, dripping with indecency as he grinds his hips up into nothing, unbuttoning another one of his shirt buttons as sweat peppers his chest and glistens under the stage lights. Tom wants to press his mouth to his skin and taste it, lave at his collarbones and bite down. It’s suffocating and he finds himself pulling absently at his collar.
Tom can’t even begin to imagine how on earth this pertains to the plot. He’s fairly sure this one was supposed to be about religion - didn’t he read that somewhere? There’s nothing holy about this at all, and Tom is transfixed.
“Oh my god…” Shiv murmurs next to him, and Tom blinks out of it, fearing he’s been rumbled already, “I think that’s my cousin?”
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OR: Trapped in an open-marriage agreement he never wanted, Tom decides to play the game in an effort to win back his wife. What he doesn't anticipate is part-way through, he wants a different prize entirely.
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02 Dec 2022
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[Somebody Else by PastelWell]
Tom (married) sees Greg (actor) in Willa’s play.
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