JAC_is_procrastinating_again
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When You've Eliminated the Impossible.... by JAC_is_procrastinating_again for SpaceGiraffe
Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2026
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....what remains, however ineffable, must be the truth.
Or:
Sherlock and Watson are in Soho on a case.
John meets an excitable bookseller (who's clearly as gay as a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide) and his grumpy but stylish "friend".
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It is, it is a Glorious Thing to Be a Pirate King by JAC_is_procrastinating_again for Ambra_Sue
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Pirates of Penzance - Sullivan/Gilbert
31 Dec 2025
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It's that time of year again--in order to save up to fix the roof of the Archer Estate School in Tadfield, the staff, children and parents put on a yearly musical. Aziraphale is ready to be musical director, and Anathema to produce it with the help of shy but competent stage manager Crowley.
However, at the last minute Gabriel Archer (Head of PE) announces that it will be produced and directed by Lucifer Morningstar and Carmine Zuguiber, some consultants doing work on the estate; and that the three of them are taking main parts. No-one's very pleased but Gabriel is part of the Archer family who own the estate and the land on which the school is built, so there's not much they can do about it.
Problem is, a week before the production Gabriel and his friends withdraw, along with the accountant who has embezzled everything they've earned so far.
Without the show, the school roof can't be mended and the school will have to close down.
But with several main parts missing, no money and even the teatime biscuits gone, how can the show possibly go on?
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Sherlock Hound & the Holme of the Baskervilles by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Hound of the Baskervilles - Fandom
24 Feb 2025
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When a shopkeeper and his dog are kidnapped and the police draw a blank, there is only one place to go for help – the Saluki Sleuth himself, Sherlock Hound!
A not-very-canon-adjacent piece of fluff and nonsense with a happy ending.
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Kidnapping Mr Fell by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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Crowley is in desperate straits.
He needs £50k, and fast, or loanshark Carmine Zuguiber will have his kneecaps.
There's no way in Hell he's going to be able to get that money together in two days flat.
No-one he knows would even have access to that much money, never mind lend it to him......well, no-one except Mr Fell would have it.
Just Crowley's luck that his only way out of this fix is by kidnapping the man he's had a major crush on for months.But a man with two bodyguards must have *something* worth protecting, right??
And Crowley is all out of choices.Series
- Part 1 of Kidnapping Mr Fell
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A man wakes up hurt, alone, and with no idea who he is or what happened.
Essaah finds him- a mute woman magically bound into servitude, who everyone seems to hate.They travel on together, but as trouble follows hot on their heels, it becomes clear that a dark presence is hounding them.
Why? And what does it want of them?He doesn't remember, and she can't explain.
But unless they figure it out really soon, their respective realms are going to be in some very serious trouble.
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- Part 1 of Voice of the Sea
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Kidnapping Mr Fell by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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Author's note:
I've been avoiding doing fanfic for about twenty years now because I know full well I'll fall down the rabbit hole and not get any of my own stuff done. However GO S2 knocked that into a cocked hat. So my deal with myself is, for every fic I have to write one of my own, even a little one. Keeping them here to keep myself honest!! This series will be the first chapters of the ones I have lined up (and can't immediately decide between). Open to opinions if anyone's reading...
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To Love The Stars Too Fondly - Universe by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jan 2024
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Texts which all work within the same version of Good Omens.
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Just Can't Wait To Be King by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Jul 2023
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Aziraphale doesn't want to be King. He shouldn't need to worry about being King - he's the only son of a dead Prince, many heirs down the inhertiance line from the Heir Apparent.
Only all those heirs are dead. Suspiciously dead. Now just a few lives stand between him and a throne he doesn't want - but one his cousin Gabriel does want. One their family is literally dying for him to get.
And as his dear Crowley keeps pointing out, there's actually one more heir between the throne and Gabriel than Gabriel remembers.
Oh someone, Aziraphale might have to be King.
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Thin Friendly Walls by tvshowsufferer
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Jun 2026
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Every morning, Aziraphale is ambushed by his chronically straight flatmate in criminal morning undress and we absolutely don't know where this is going.
Bookmarked by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
12 Jun 2026
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Nothing Good Ever Happens at 4 AM by GroovyNightStrawberry for SpaceGiraffe
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Oct 2025
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Aziraphale is an insomniac, so is always around at 4 AM when Crowley needs somebody to talk to.
Or, so he's been led to believe.
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Helluva Morning After by scullyphile, SpectrallyDistracted for anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Mar 2026
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It’s the end of the school year, and the teachers head to the pub, science teacher Anthony Crowley and literature teacher Aziraphale East among them.
The next day, a flurry of text messages ensues.
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it's the light (it's the obstacle that casts it) by bibliocratic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Apr 2019
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It's like having a curtain pulled back on something he wasn't expecting to see. A surprise punch-and-judy at an up-scale restaurant, a lobster thermidor when he's ordered an ale.
Crowley's gleefully trying to wrap his head around the fact that Aziraphale is speaking Polari. Because of course he is.
Or: The Patron Saint of London's LGBT Community is real, and he lives in Soho.