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    “In fact, all I want is a conversation,” Alastor hums, as if a conversation between them is something normal. It happened once or twice, if that much, when they both were at their lowest after that TV-headed demon nearly fucked them both up, before fighting was back at the table. “I'm sure your Majesty can spare a few minutes to listen to his humble servant?”

    “Humble? Doubt it. Servant? I wish,” Lucifer grunts. “At the very least you'd respect me.”

    “Hm, who can say,” Alastor shrugs, stopping his pacing right in front of Lucifer again. “But I do have a bottle of Beelzejuice I got from contraband that I'm willing to share with you for your trouble.”

    Lucifer narrows his eyes, wondering what the fuck the Radio Demon could want, seeing the way he looks at Lucifer with his head tilted slightly, waiting for a response.

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    Spring comes to Hell the same way it comes to Earth, and, with it, comes the heat/rut season. Lucifer is not happy to go through it alone another year after Lilith's leaving, when the Radio Demon makes a proposition he hadn't been expecting.

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    Ȟ̷͖e̵̦͋l̸̩̕l̷̝͐o̴̳̚, darling," Alastor said sweetly.

    Too sweetly.

    Lucifer laughed nervously. "Uh h-hey there, baby.”

    Alastor's grip on him tightened. "You dare to send a child to do your dirty work?”

    "Come on, Al! It was funny!”

    Alastor wasn’t laughing, though his eyes gleamed in a way that suggested he wasn't truly angry. But despite this, his shadows continued to wrap themselves around Lucifer's wrists, pinning them to the floor. That definitely didn’t awaken something in Lucifer. Blushing hotly, the king waggled his brow suggestively.

    “What are you planning, Bambi?” He asked.

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    Lucifer offers to give Alastor a pussy to try out, for reasons.

    That's it, that's what's on the tin. Completely self-indulgent amusements.

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  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    A collection of standalone drabbles written for Doe Alastor Week 2026.

    Seven prompts. Seven days. One very pretty, breedable deer getting thoroughly ruined by the King of Hell.

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    "When someone does come, it isn’t Derek. It isn’t Deaton. It also isn’t McCall or a member of his pack. It’s Chris Argent."

    Chris finds Peter in Eichen House and can't leave him there. While Chris tries to figure out what to do with a traumatized werewolf in his house - a werewolf that wanted to kill him when they last met - their shared past catches up with them.

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