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  1. Public Bookmark 63

    A Slaughter Most Tender by

    Fandoms: Vampires SMP  

    29 Apr 2026

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    The only heir to the Goldsmith family and future lord of all the land, Scott is nothing short of a perfect child. Witty as a poet riddled with lung disease, sharp as the purest silver, and smarter than all his peers combined—he truly is all anyone could hope for in a heir.

    And yet, no one else seems to see him that way! His hair is too curly, his cheeks are too round, his barbs are too mean, and worst of all, he is supposedly too immature for his station. Scott is ready to throw out the whole lot of humanity before he has truly debuted in society.

    Until he meets one strange, mysterious man who sees him as he truly is. And everything changes forever.

    —

    Or: How Scott Goldsmith became a vampire and the person that he is.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    If I’m Undead, and You’re Magical, then Who’s Driving the Bus?? by

    Fandoms: Vampires SMP  

    30 Mar 2026

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    What it says in the tags, based on my Vampires SMP blurb. Everyone but Avid is supernatural and he Does Not Notice. Comedy.

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    14 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 7

    Joyful Blossoms by

    Fandoms: Welcome Home - Clown Illustration  

    08 Jun 2025

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    Wally Darling knew was feelings were, objectively. And he knew he loved and cared for his neighbours so, so much. But at the same time, identifying his feelings was hard. More often than not he did not spend the energy attempting to understand them, letting the odd sensations come and go without voicing them.

    So, when the odd sensations started to occur more frequently-- when they started to manifest, to grow, to bloom-- it wasn't much of a cause for concern. Maybe that was just a part of it. Maybe that was just how feelings worked. How friendship worked. How love worked.

    And he believed as such, even as the flowers began ripping through his seams.

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    27 Jul 2025

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    Chiralityverse by

    Fandom Welcome to Night Vale

    27 Aug 2017

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    Carlos loves Cecil. Carlos loves Kevin. Cecil and Kevin also love each other, even if sometimes they like to argue. It doesn't take a genius to work out the solution. Meanwhile, revolutions happen.

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    02 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 10

    The Mirai Archives by ,

    Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast), プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)

    31 Jan 2026

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    a crossover au between the Magnus archives and project sekai! No previous knowledge of tma is required to read, but it does help give context to some references

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    12 Mar 2025