11 Works by InsideHandJob69

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    Three souls wandered into the cold, metallic cave of the Sleeping God. This was the resting place of the Flesh, the Machine and the Divine; the Tomb of the Vessel.

     

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    A gift for the Moodboard Exchange!

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    Windward Research Facility was one of the few places in the world invested in the research and exploration of artificial gods, although Sam was entirely unaware which other facilities could equally as invested in such research. Knowing that was far above his pay-grade, and probably ends with him getting executed.

    He hadn’t thought it was real at first, until he’d been face to face with one.

     

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    An AU where the Numerals and Vessel are artificial Gods created in a lab.

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    The mission was simple. The Vessel of Sleep was to either be claimed by Alkaline Agency, or executed. And after countless failed attempts at cooperation, all resulting in the gruesome deaths of previous agents, peace was no longer an option.

    Sixteen teams, all lost to the whim of some monster. Four gulped, hoping that, against all odds, the death toll would not raise any higher.

     

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    Or an AU where II, III, and IV are the men in yellow suits from the music video for Alkaline

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    14/?
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    Don’t get him wrong: III loved his mates, and Ivy himself wasn’t even that difficult to manage during his heat. He was soft and clingy and instinctive, a far cry from his usually relaxed demeanor, and sometimes would be more emotionally sensitive, but there were three of them there to take care of him. Together they made sure he was healthy and satisfied, always ready to offer food and comfort and a knot (which was III’s favorite part, of course; Ivy during his heat was so eager and always sopping wet enough to take. Even thinking about it for too long left him drooling).

    No, it wasn’t Ivy himself that made heat season difficult. It was usually - okay, always Vessel.

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    Ivy goes into heat, and his bfs have to help manage it. Too bad Vessel has a bad habit of keeping him to himself.

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    Vessel, an eight hundred (or is it nine hundred?) year old vampire, recounts the lovers he's accumulated over the centuries.

     

    A gift for the Sleep Token Gift Exchange!

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    At first, it was peaceful. The Vessel felt like he was floating, the outside world distant and quiet, his mind calm and empty.

    He could not smell or see or hear where he was, reduced to nothing but sensation and the cloying, metallic taste in his mouth.

    He absently remembered the emotions he’d felt before being where he was - fear, pain, anger - but, when he tried to put faces or names to anything specific, he struggled to do so. Eventually, he'd give up, as doing so only made him tired, his mind not capable of absorbing the complexities of a life beyond where he was. It didn’t feel like it mattered very much, anyways.

    He curled in on himself, like an unborn fetus, floating in velvety abyss, and his memories were a distant hum in the back of his mind.

    This was His promise. To become more than he once was. Nothing could hurt him here. Not anymore.

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    Did... did he always have six limbs? No, that can't be right....

     

    Or Vessel is transformed into something new, and his consorts are here to help him acclimate.

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    Vessel hadn’t responded to II directly, instead, pointing a finger at IV. “Fourth.”

    IV froze, afraid he wasn’t hearing him correctly, only for III to nudge his shoulder. IV spoke up, a part of him worried that he’d angered Sleep - and Vessel by proxy - in some way. “Y-yes?”

    Vessel calmly walked over until they were almost toe-to-toe, and IV had to resist taking a few steps back. As much as he worshipped and idolized Vessel as Sleep’s chosen, being this close was intense, like staring into the sun. A charcoal gray hand reached forward and caressed IV’s chin from under the golden tulle of his mask, before he planted his palm on the top of IV’s head. IV silently basked in the sudden attention, unable to pull his eyes away.

    Vessel smiled, his white teeth showing. “Tonight, go to altar. We will hold a ritual. You will be mine.”

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    Broken goes to worship.

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    Damsel comes to Smitten with an odd request, and who is he to deny his angel whatever she wants?

     

    TLDR: Damsel is trying to have some of her own agency, Smitten is smitten, and Hero is unsure of what to do.

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    Cold and Hunted have an odd arrangement that makes no sense from the outside looking in.

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    After their excursion to the moon, Brett and Reagan return home and Brett gets a new pet dog. But after he gets bitten by a space flea, Reagan starts noticing some strange new behavior. And with Cognito Inc on lockdown with a sudden outbreak of an unknown disease, can her and the gang stop it in time?

    Alternate Title: Brett gets infected with some space illness and fucks all of his stupid coworkers

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    5
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