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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    Shane's breath immediately picked up, a natural response to being held under a predator's gaze. It always seemed to happen—his body reminding him that this was wrong, that he should be afraid, that this creature wanted to consume him.

    But Shane's mind never bothered to listen.

    In which Ilya is a vampire, and Shane is his beloved, blood-supplying pet.

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    27 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    When Shane finds something that belongs to Ilya Rozanov on the ice, Hayden worries he’ll try to give it back only to get his head caved in. What happens instead is wholly unexpected.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Hayden watches Shane, almost expecting him to go, "wow, I was hacked while we were at practice, look at these weird messages!". But no such luck. Shane smiles.

    A real smile, a big one, his text from Lily smile. God, Hayden was so sure they were sending each other endless strings of heart emojis and "I miss you more" "no, I miss you more"s, not…that. Never in a million years would he have guessed that.

    Or: 5 times someone's shocked to learn that Shane's a little freaky, +1 time someone isn't

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    01 Mar 2026

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    “You are famous like Rose Landry?”

    Hudson has to laugh at the animosity with which Ilya says the name. “No, not as famous.”

    “So you are not famous and you are bad at hockey.”

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    Hudson Williams wakes up in Shane Hollander’s body.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    “This is awkward. This room isn’t available to the guests.” He’s holding back a giggle and can see in the twitch of his lips that Ilya is too. They’re never played around like this. Never been comfortable enough to have fun instead of just sex.

    Ilya nods, solemn. “Hm. That is disappointing.”

    God he’s so handsome. Shane’s eyes drift to his lips and he gets an idea. 

    “I’m sorry, sir. We’d really like to accommodate you-”

    But then the expression on Ilya’s face shifts and suddenly it's not a game anymore. 

    It’s a split-second of fear that he missed the mark. He only barely even remembers that conversation.

    “Maybe you could teach me Russian?”

    “Only important phrases. Like ‘yes, sir’ and ‘harder, please.’

    Ilya had been joking but... there had been a note of earnestness to his voice. Right? 

     

    or: A rewrite of the bellboy scene where Shane calls Ilya "sir" and a puzzle piece clicks into place.

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    27 Dec 2025