I_Dont_Write_Fics
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Seungcheol and his daughter are out for a camping trip, and he must do his fatherly duties when he realizes there will be fireflies out.
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- Part 1 of Dadventeen
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ART discovers April Fools by I_Dont_Write_Fics
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
27 Aug 2025
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Peri, having just discovered something called April Fools: *chuckles maniacally*
AKA ART has a field day designing specialty clothing for its crew, much to Murderbot's utter dismay.
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When Jongho suggested going out for laser tag as a date, you weren’t entirely sure you liked the idea, but Jongho had a trick up his sleeve he couldn't wait to try out.
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- English
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- 348
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- 1/1
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The Former Wood Demon's New Occupation: Fatherhood by I_Dont_Write_Fics
Fandoms: Where the Dark Stands Still - A. B. Poranek
06 Jan 2025
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700 years more or less alone in a spirit wood did not prepare a former wood demon for fatherhood. In fact, in Kazimiera’s opinion, Eliasz was the last person she ever expected to become a father.
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There’s a Method to Painting Wycinanki by I_Dont_Write_Fics
Fandoms: Where the Dark Stands Still - A. B. Poranek
01 Dec 2024
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Liska was entranced by the Leszy's simultaneously endearing and melancholy hobby of painting, and now she wants to learn.
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Stolen Moments in the House Under the Rowan Tree by I_Dont_Write_Fics
Fandom Where the Dark Stands Still - A. B. Poranek
06 Jan 2025
- Words:
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- 2
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Instead of dating, I chose to personally attack my ovaries by writing ficlets of ATEEZ members being the absolute best dads. This series is both comfort and self-destructive. Please enjoy <3
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- 3,975
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- 8
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Welcome Home - The Moments ATEEZ Welcome You In Their Arms
The best sensation in the world is a warm hug after a long day, the soft swaying in each other’s arms as you take a deep breath and release the stress and anxiety that you’ve been bottling up inside. That, with a tender kiss can heal almost any hurt.
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- 6,682
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Two Shots of (Angst Brand) Vodka (With A Chaser of Fluff) by I_Dont_Write_Fics
Fandom ATEEZ (Band)
24 Mar 2023
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Sometimes my brain screams pain, but I simply *must* have soft comfort. So every fic that I write that hurts will always resolve in softness.
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The honest to god Emperor, Son of Heaven, was sitting on Mingyu’s shitty camp bed, looking for all the world like He was sitting on the Dragon Throne — where He belonged, not in Mingyu’s tent! Mingyu had barely advanced to the rank of Lieutenant a year ago, which was why he had his own tent, but it wasn’t a nice tent and should not have the Emperor in it.
“Erm,” Mingyu said, very intelligently. Then he remembered himself, and flattened himself on the floor in a full kowtow with palms upturned, pushing his wolf-ears back against his head and tucking his tail between his legs in a show of total submission.
“Please don’t do that,” the Emperor said fretfully from behind the curtain of diamond-encrusted chains that shielded His face from unworthy eyes. “It makes me nervous.”
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Bookmarked by I_Dont_Write_Fics
02 Jul 2026
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Seokmin is the only alpha prince in a kingdom freshly out of a war against King Lee Jihoon. As part of their reparations, he is presented to join the omega king's harem of alphas.
Nothing about it is what Seokmin expects.
Bookmarked by I_Dont_Write_Fics
01 Jul 2026
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i know, you know, we know by theomegapoint
Fandom ATEEZ (Band), SEVENTEEN (Band), Stray Kids (Band)
02 Nov 2025
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A series of fic loosely held together by the conceit that everyone goes to the same arts college. It's like... 70% an excuse for porn and 30% an excuse to talk about art.
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- 59,113
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Bookmarked by I_Dont_Write_Fics
21 Jun 2026
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Seungcheol is the only one who knew Jihoon before he was Jihoon, before he found Jihoon crying in the bathroom with hair hacked to bits by kitchen scissors. Before Jihoon, more scared than he’s been before or since, said I don’t want to be your girlfriend anymore. Most people never knew the dead Jihoon: soft and pretty, but thoroughly disgusted with his body. That’s the way he wants it. That version of him is dead and gone, except for the memory of it Seungcheol keeps.
“My Jihoonie,” Seungcheol says. His tongue traces along the curve of Jihoon’s muscles and his fingers ghost along the seam of Jihoon’s cunt. “Fuck—please, can I?”
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- Part 3 of i know, you know, we know
Bookmarked by I_Dont_Write_Fics
21 Jun 2026
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Gender. Cervix. Belly bulge. Size. Slightly painful sex.
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yeah, nine times out of ten, soonyoung and jihoon don’t feel the need to explain their relationship to anyone. they're just best buds. guys being pals. a pair of dudes. two bros. and they live together and kiss sometimes. it's like, mostly irrelevant, okay?
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or; a video game triggers acceptance of your sexuality
Bookmarked by I_Dont_Write_Fics
15 Jun 2026