14 Works by IDKhow_iwrite
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Batman is so confused, every time he meets with the Justice league they seem to think he's a vampire. And it is a good cover so why not lean into it?
Then he gets kids, who become heroes, and find it hilarious to play along.
He should have just come clean in the beginning...or
Justice league assume Bruce is a vampire due to rumours and he just rolls with it
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Observations of a spider by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
13 Jan 2026
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The running case file the bats are keeping on their newest alien in town. Spider-man
Mostly just posting this so I have this as a running case file of what the bats are aware of, though I did find it fun to add in everyone's notes. Basically a comedy skit in case file form
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Spider webs and rocket launchers by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 Nov 2025
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Peter just wants someone to acknowledge his existence, to look him in the eye and say "Peter Parker exists". So when he tries to tell his friends, team red, his name, its not surprising when it all goes to shit. Damn his Parker luck and damn Doctor Strange.
Though maybe getting sent to another universe isn't all bad, maybe he can build a new life for himself. One with his real name and this cute guy that visits the bar he works at
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Gotham is alive, their name is Drake by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Constantine (TV)
18 Jul 2025
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Gotham is a growling, knashing beast of a city. Fiercely protective of all that become it’s.
So when a child of a family long tied with ancient entities dies in it’s arms. It gives him a chance. But this isn’t for free, her Drake must help in return.
Gotham promises to be the mother he always wanted, and Tim promises to protect her no matter what.
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- Part 1 of Cryptid batfam works
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Brotherly bonding through fake demonic possession by Diony_Sussed, IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
11 Dec 2024
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Jason finds himself kidnapped by a small child, who was currently trying to exorcise him. What is life. Of course this is Bruce’s new Robin.
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- Part 1 of Crack DC oneshots
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The many toxins that lead to love by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
04 Dec 2024
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Jason Todd died. He died and nobody was there to save him. Not the first or second time. So why would the third time be any different? So as memories start to return, and a man’s face seems to always catch his eye. What else can he do but follow them to the ends of the earth. Or kill him. That might work.
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Jason todd loses his memories after his death and follows dick like a duckling to try get them back. They bone eventually.
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The study of the spider man by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Dec 2024
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Sexual dimorphism, the difference between different sexes of the same species. In spiders, the females are always larger. So when one quarter spider man sees red hood for the first time, every instinct in his little spider brain is screaming ‘mate’ at him.
Red Hood suffers the consequences for it and the batfam are laughing at his pain
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- Part 1 of SpiderHood? RedMan? crack ship fics
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I just wanted dick, but damn you own a lot of knifes by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Nov 2024
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Peter met this guy at a bar, and he’s hot so why not? But holy fucking hell does this guy have a lot of weapons on him. If he’s ended up sleeping with some secret batman rogue he might actually throw himself off the clocktower.
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No dude, He's totally a vampire by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
11 Nov 2024
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When the justice league is first created, and the heroes don't really know each other. Green lantern and the Flash start talking conspiricies.
Like what Batman is.
It spirals from there.Series
- Part 2 of Cryptid batfam works
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Whumptober day 5
Overstimulation/Migraines/ "I cant take do this anymore"Series
- Part 5 of Whumptober 2024
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Whumptober 2024 day 4
Painful transformation/ Non consensual body modification/"You're a monster"
Damien has a final test to pass before he can be officially crowned 'heir of the demon's head'.
But something goes wrong, and he no longer considered useful. A failureSeries
- Part 4 of Whumptober 2024
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Whumptober 2024 day 3
Shared trauma/survivors guilt/"It's not your fault"
Tim has an episode, Jason tries to help
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- Part 3 of Whumptober 2024
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Tim can’t remember when he fell asleep on the floor, or why hands were gently lifting him and telling him it would all be ok. No wait, he had been driving.
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2024
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Burning blood and mended hearts by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
01 Oct 2024
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Whumptober 2024 Day 1
Public torture/Stress position/“If you cry, we’ll go easy on you"
Nightwing, just starting to gain a name for himself, is captured. He might not survive this.
And whoever this new villain is, he loves to put on a show, something Dick is painfully familiar withSeries
- Part 1 of Whumptober 2024