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Batman is so confused, every time he meets with the Justice league they seem to think he's a vampire. And it is a good cover so why not lean into it?
Then he gets kids, who become heroes, and find it hilarious to play along.
He should have just come clean in the beginning...or
Justice league assume Bruce is a vampire due to rumours and he just rolls with it
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Observations of a spider by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
13 Jan 2026
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The running case file the bats are keeping on their newest alien in town. Spider-man
Mostly just posting this so I have this as a running case file of what the bats are aware of, though I did find it fun to add in everyone's notes. Basically a comedy skit in case file form
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Spider webs and rocket launchers by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 Nov 2025
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Peter just wants someone to acknowledge his existence, to look him in the eye and say "Peter Parker exists". So when he tries to tell his friends, team red, his name, its not surprising when it all goes to shit. Damn his Parker luck and damn Doctor Strange.
Though maybe getting sent to another universe isn't all bad, maybe he can build a new life for himself. One with his real name and this cute guy that visits the bar he works at
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Gotham is alive, their name is Drake by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Constantine (TV)
18 Jul 2025
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Gotham is a growling, knashing beast of a city. Fiercely protective of all that become it’s.
So when a child of a family long tied with ancient entities dies in it’s arms. It gives him a chance. But this isn’t for free, her Drake must help in return.
Gotham promises to be the mother he always wanted, and Tim promises to protect her no matter what.
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- Part 1 of Cryptid batfam works
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Brotherly bonding through fake demonic possession by Diony_Sussed, IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
11 Dec 2024
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Jason finds himself kidnapped by a small child, who was currently trying to exorcise him. What is life. Of course this is Bruce’s new Robin.
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- Part 1 of Crack DC oneshots
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Cryptid batfam works by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Constantine (TV), DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
18 Jul 2025
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A bunch of oneshots where I make members of the batfam cryptid/spooky/supernatural
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SpiderHood? RedMan? crack ship fics by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Dec 2024
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Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice (and Chemical X) by NerdyGay
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
02 Mar 2025
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After a failed attempt at living in Kansas, Kon-El is living alone in the Justice Cave with only a mattress and twenty cents to his name. That's completely fine in his books, and handouts from Robin are not appreciated in the slightest.
Thankfully for a concerned Robin, Tim Drake has plenty of money to help fund the young superhero in a completely innocent, platonic manner. He just needed to capture Superboy's attention for long enough to load him up with cash before the Kryptonian inevitably got bored.
It does not stay innocent or platonic for long, and Kon is far more interested than Tim could have imagined.
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