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At no point would Sebastian ever consider propositioning you for sex.
Nope. Never.
You'd just say no.
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A fic that I have no illusions about the quality of but needed to create to get the worms out. Basically "huh, I don't remember picking up THAT item!" *Canned laughter. Then they fuck.*
(I finally fixed the spacing, woof.)
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You’re just a janitor tryna do your job, but the cuddle monster won’t let you. Thats it, thats the story.
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Your partner takes you aside on Valentine’s Day, somewhere nice and private.
You can guess at his intentions, especially when he tells you there’s something he wants to give you, but the chocolates and flowers you’re half-expecting don’t come.
Instead…
Instead, he talks to you, telling more than you already know about monster customs, monster relationships, monster milestones.
He thinks it’s time to do one of those right now, on your cute human love-holiday, a specific show of intimacy and trust like no other.
He touches his phalanges to his chest and his soul—the culmination of his entire being—comes forth.
And he wants you to hold it.
(Self-indulgent Valentine's inspired drabbles)
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Bookmarked by HailstormDeath
10 Jul 2026
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A collection of self-insert drabbles for Halloween, cross-posted from tumblr.
AUs featured: UT, US, UF, SF, HT
Bookmarked by HailstormDeath
10 Jul 2026

