5 Bookmarks by GeekyBaker
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Hung Like a Horse by EarlGreyMage
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
09 Apr 2023
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I’ve also been trying not to think about Baz’s cock.
I wouldn’t be shocked to find out that he made out lucky in that department too. He’s bloody perfect at everything else, and fit too. So it makes sense.
What doesn’t make sense is Penny sitting in front of me at breakfast and immediately telling me, “I need you to find out how big Baz’s dick is.”
“Wha-?!” I start to exclaim before falling into a coughing fit as a piece of bacon that I was chewing on slides down my throat wrong.
Penny rolls her eyes at me while I try to catch my breath. “Oh calm down. I made a bet with Trixie.”
Taking a final deep breath, I level Penny a serious glare. “You made a bet?”
She nods her head, as though it’s perfectly normal for her to be making bets with her roommate (who she hates) about my roommate's cock.
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18 Apr 2023
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The Curse of the 31 Cheeseburgers by martsonmars
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
31 May 2022
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“I'm sorry,” I say. “Are you sure you have the right address?”
“Yes,” the man sighs. “I've got the right address and the right name. 31 cheeseburgers with no pickles for Mr Pitch at 15—”
I almost snort. If this whole situation was weird before, it's veering into absurd now. I would never order a cheeseburger without pickles.
//Or: Baz is stressed out, his son is hungry, and Simon wonders when he got so lucky.
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- Part 6 of food snowbaz
- Part 3 of the cheeseburger saga
- Part 4 of specky baz
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,325
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 38
- Kudos:
- 230
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- 18
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- 2,079
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16 Jan 2023
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Jelly Babies and other signs that your roommate probably isn't a demon by chen-chen-chen-again-chen (ophelietta)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
24 Dec 2022
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Based on a prompt from ionlydrinkhotwater: "@carryonprompts can we get a fic of Swithin in Watford developing a massive crush on his roommate and calling big bro Baz for help?"
“I.” Swithin doesn’t meet Baz’s eyes directly; he never does. Rather, he looks at a point between Baz’s chin and collarbone. “I think I’ve got a crush on my roommate.”
Halfway across town, Simon Snow is sitting in a chip shop and watching his fifteen-year-old cousin Gregory Petty shred a napkin into confetti with the sheer force of his anxiety.
“I think my roommate is a demon and that he is literally trying to kill me,” Gregory blurts out.
Part of Carry On Countdown 2022, Day 5: Bloodlines and Day 30: The Beginning.
Series
- Part 1 of Jelly Babies
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,743
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 491
- Kudos:
- 248
- Bookmarks:
- 56
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- 4,447
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12 Dec 2022
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Natasha's Eggs and Beverages by Snowbaz-Mama (chrissy_lee)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
30 Dec 2022
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Simon never sees his manager Baz outside of work at their fancy-schmancy food co-op that Baz's mother started years ago. He only ever sees him in cardigans, khakis, and sensible shoes wearing a scowl on his face.
But when Baz announces the staff holiday party will be at his house this year, Simon is thrown for a loop. Will the same rules of engagement apply outside the world of their work? Or will there be something more to Baz that Simon may not be prepared to see?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,084
- Chapters:
- 5/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 23
- Kudos:
- 33
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- 4
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- 504
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12 Dec 2022
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Baz has a night out with Lamb on the strip, and Simon is forced to overhear when things don't go quite according to plan.
Day 6: Side Ships/Alternative Ships
Day 8: Lyrics
Day 10: AngstSeries
- Part 1 of Carry on Countdown 2022
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,307
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 109
- Kudos:
- 381
- Bookmarks:
- 55
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- 5,708
Bookmarked by GeekyBaker
07 Dec 2022