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“Let me clear things up for you, Lestat." Winnie lifts out of her seat and leans across the table, pearl necklace dangling from her throat. “I’m a fairy. A homosexual. A downright nuisance – and I like to get dolled up. So don’t you worry about whether or not I’m a woman. You just enjoy yourself tonight. Maybe you and Louis could learn a thing or two about being human.”
Louis grins, clearly endeared, and bumps his shoulder against Lestat. “We’d love that, wouldn’t we, Lestat?”
Lestat nods vigorously and flattens his hands on the table. Winnie takes in the sight of his long fingernails and shimmering rings. “I am your student,” says Lestat. "Miss Winnie.”
Louis introduces Lestat to some old friends from Storyville. Lestat realizes he doesn't know what it means to be a man.
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24 May 2026
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There’s No Load I Can’t Hold (Road So Rough) by StalinsLittleSlut
Fandoms: Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Cars (Pixar Movies), clinton administration, Historical RPF, Political RPF - US 20th c.
13 Oct 2021
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Gatsby texts Nick to come over to the party, but it isn't the party he's expecting...
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29 Jan 2026
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A View from the Bottom: Asian American Masculinity and Sexual Representation - Nguyen Tan Hoang, but funny, and without calling weho "the ghetto" for some reason.
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"There's a morning of socializing happening at the Hotel."
"Ew."
"I know, right?"
Vox snorted, shaking his head. "Well, good luck talkin' to people all morning. I'm gonna be here alone all day, workin' on a new design for-- Would you quit that?"
Alastor hummed, knees dislocated so he could rest his chin on the bottoms of his hooves. "I haven't the foggiest idea what you could be referring to!" Alastor's knees cracked as they were put back into place, and he folded himself in half at the hips so he could turn his head 180° to stare straight up at Vox.
"You're so fuckin' weird."
"You're the one fucking weird."
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- Part 10 of Bea's RadioStatic Revelry
- Part 3 of Hazbin Hotel 12 Days of Christmas 2025
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24 Jan 2026
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Vox killed Val and Vel when he was firing the laser. No one stops him.
Alastor's world vanishes in light - and then he's given a second chance, by a being he would not have expected it of.Bookmarked by Gay_Nonbinary_Axolotl
23 Jan 2026
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In 1933 Alastor manages to summon a demon with a rectangular, glowing head who keeps staring at him like he can't decide between tearing him apart and worshipping him at his feet.
Meanwhile, Vox just blew up himself and the entire universe and suddenly stands before a second chance. He simply has no idea what that second chance entails.
In other words: The demon Vox and human Alastor time travel roadtrip fic that spiralled and suddenly gained a plot
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inspired by listening to a pearl by mitski and my own little breakdowns!!(for the record im not ace, just aro and nd lol)
alastor spends the night with vox. when he wakes up, he doesn't feel... great.Bookmarked by Gay_Nonbinary_Axolotl
20 Dec 2025
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Part 1:
"No. Not interested. At all. Ever."
"You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."
Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.
"It's a microphone."
Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."
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“Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"
"Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."
Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.
"Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”
"You're making it very hard to get into this."
"Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"
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01 Dec 2025
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“We missed you, you big baby,” she says, and Alastor laughs wetly, muffled. “You got a lot of explaining to do, but hell, you’re still one of us.”
“Frankly,” Vox says, “if you actually tried to leave, I would lock you up in the basement.”
Valentino sighs affectionately, squeezing Alastor’s hand. “He doesn’t mean that.”
“I very much mean that.”
Alastor wants to say something along the lines of “I would be offended by anything less,” but when he tries to speak, all that comes out, horrifyingly, is a crackly sob. But it just makes Vox’s arms tighten around him, so, whatever. There are worse things.
Or: In a softer timeline, Alastor comes home to the Vees when his seven year sabbatical is up.
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01 Dec 2025
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Alastor requires a hug, except it can't be an actual hug. Good thing Husk is a stretchy-ass cat, because otherwise he wouldn't be able to bend over backwards to such extremes for his one finicky dipshit of a friend.
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30 Nov 2025
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Give a man a fish, and he'll be fed for one day. Give a dog a bone, though, and she'll follow you to the ends of hell itself.
Weeks after Alastor and Vox's confrontation on the roof, Vox refuses to leave Alastor alone. Flowers, food, the whole shebang. No matter how many times Alastor slams the door in her face, the incessant blast from her past demands answers. Unfortunately for Alastor, she doesn't know what her answer is—and by the time she lets Vox get a foot in the door, it's too late.
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- Part 4 of Your Lipstick Tastes Awfully Like Blood
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29 Nov 2025
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[____], By Any Other Name, Would Cut As Sharply by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Jun 2025
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Vox realizes at the most inopportune moment possible that he is still quite pathetically gone for Alastor, and thus saves his life—in exchange for a deal. Alastor, on the other hand, strives to be inopportune at all possible moments, and thus learns what he is willing to sell in exchange for his own life. After all, "love" can be interpreted in so many different ways.
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27 Nov 2025
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Alastor frowned down at the pot in front of him. He sighed, then dropped to his knees, hands clasped in front of his mouth as he shut his eyes and bowed his head.
“What are you–”
“Sh!” Alastor took a deep breath, then whispered, “Dearest mè… my manman, I am so, so sorry for what I am about to do. Look away now, if you must.” He stood, brushed off his knees and apron, and hissed, “You are so lucky I like you, Voxxel.”
“What are you doing–?”
“I–” Alastor cracked his neck, first to the left, then the right, then whispered, “-- am about to commit the most disgusting of sins. Against my mother– my manman– no less!”
“Alastor, what the fuck.”
“I’m about to make my food more palatable for a–” Alastor shuddered, then whispered in disgust, “-- white man.”
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- Part 1 of Helluva Boss / Hazbin Hotel: 12 Days of Christmas!
- Part 4 of Bea's RadioStatic Revelry
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25 Nov 2025
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a white man? no! come on vox toughen up spice up your life a bit
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“Now, with that out of the way, it’s time for you to rest, pet.”
“If you’re expecting me to succumb to exhaustion, you will be waiting an eternity. Not even a bullet to the skull can put me down at this point.”
Lilith smirked. “You will sleep for as long as your body and your mind require.”
Oh, dear. That was a command.
Or: Alastor's seven year absence was spent catching up on desperately-needed sleep. It fixes a few things.
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25 Nov 2025
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They'd never seen Alastor drunk before, and they're starting to think it was a bad idea to take him to a bar to get drunk. That deer is slippery. Thankfully, they have a savior, though not the one they expect.
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24 Nov 2025
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The wound on Alastor’s chest becomes badly infected and he’s unable to manage the pain even with drugs and alcohol. It gets to the point of him passing out in one of the hotel’s public spaces, unable to recover before he’s discovered by Charlie. Charlie drags Lucifer to Alastor’s side and tearfully begs Lucifer to save him. She’s having flashbacks to Pentious’s death and is terrified Lucifer might refuse out of spite towards Alastor and she just can’t lose another friend, she can’t!
Lucifer was never going to refuse, but the desperation and fear in his little girl’s voice breaks his heart all the same. Sure, he has his problems with the guy, but he wasn’t going to just leave Alastor for double dead. Who would he argue with over his morning coffee then? He overcompensates, just a tad, using his magic to not only mend the flesh but purge all foreign elements from the Sinner’s body…
Leaving behind a stranger with Alastor’s face and voice, but none of his demonic traits or abilities. Or memories.
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“‘Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions’,” Angel intoned. “‘It is the opium of the people’.”
Valentino perked up, craning over Angel’s shoulder to peer at the page. “Opium?”
Vox almost screamed. “NO. No opium. There is no opium. Angel, go home.”
Angel snickered, shutting the book. “Alright, big boss. See ya tomorrow, Val.” He gave Val a lingering kiss before hopping to his feet and sauntering out.
As soon as the door clicked shut, Vox whirled on Val. “I spent all day trapped in my office, filling out anger management worksheets with the princess of Hell, and you’re down here letting that whore read you Marxist bedtime stories?!”
Or: Charlie unionizes Voxtek, the fic.
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19 Nov 2025
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“What. The fuck. Did you do?”
Vox’s eyes snapped open. That was his voice. He hadn’t said anything though, had he?
He jerked his head up against his better judgment, vision swimming. The world around him was all wrong. Whether it was the result of destructive interference or his impact with the brick wall, something was fucking with his color and depth perception. Almost everything was awash in shades of yellow and brown. Meanwhile, his right eye refused to focus.
Something…moved on top of his head as he closed his right eye so he could actually see the figure looming a few feet away.
Blue. So much blue. It was blindingly bright against the otherwise drab colors.
Then it hit him.
He wasn’t staring at Alastor.
He was staring at himself.
“Oh, shit,” he breathed, jolting when Alastor’s feedback filled voice spoke the words.
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Vox and Alastor accidentally swap bodies.
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16 Nov 2025
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Alastor's Wheelie Fun Adventures by AggressiveSpellingErrors
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Nov 2025
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Vox made the mistake of leaving Alastor unattended and on wheels. So Alastor does what he does best, causes problems on purpose. Little chaos here, little near death experience due to his fear of dogs followed by a cute moment with semi healthy communication and a happy ending there.
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15 Nov 2025
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Sir Pentious regaled Heaven with tales of Hell, the Hazbin Hotel, and how he arrived at the Pearly Gates. Of course, he mentioned Alastor, the hotelier, a tall man with a constant radio aesthetic and quick, easy smile.
Turns out Al's mother overheard. Turns out Al's mother is very keen on finding out why her precious baby boy is in Hell.
And, well, one doesn't tell their mother they were a serial killer. So they come up with the next best lie, on short notice.
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14 Nov 2025
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Alastor becomes an...interesting person when sleep deprived or on substances. What started as a bet is now a running gag at the Hazbin Hotel to see what new wacky things Alastor will say.
AKA an interconnected series of oneshots of Alastor having a gender identity crisis, having many many complaints about the appeal of sex, and scenes inspired by Crap Alastor Says.
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12 Nov 2025