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    After harsh demand from the Ottawa Centaurs WAGS, Shane Hollander is added to their secret group chat. Chaos ensues.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    23 Jun 2026

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    cens and censibility @ottawagirly
    is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or????????

    Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Draco thought he could avoid Potter for the duration of his brief return to England. He’d stick to his schedule and be back home in Paris, where he belonged, in a few short months. No trouble at all. He had plenty to occupy him, what with the opening of the London branch of his successful apothecary, his innovative research, drinks with Pansy, a backlog of unread potions periodicals.

    Except Head Auror Potter is everywhere — in Draco's chair, at his door, in his dreams. All six feet of motorbike-riding, combat-boot-wearing, sex-hair-sporting Saviour of the World packed into one unfairly fetching uniform. Potter won’t leave Draco the bloody hell alone, won’t let him breathe, let him forget, let him sleep.

    Because no matter how fast Draco Malfoy runs, Harry Potter is always hot on his heels.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Shane's texts to Lily leak. It looks bad... because Shane is biphobic?? Different texts leak, and Ilya is a kind, supportive ally?? Is it opposite day?

    Shane Hollander is getting dragged to the 7th circle of closeted gay hell by Twitter.
    Ilya Rozanov has strong feelings about shipping.
    Hayden Pike is confused why everyone suddenly thinks he’s whiny.

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    OR Ilya ragebaits his boyfriend and Hayden Pike via leaked texts and somehow ends up looking like the good guy online.

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    21 Jun 2026

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