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The guys take Cartman out for dinner to celebrate the end of his two-year IT program; each of them pick a spot and they hit them all in the same night, testing the capacity of his stomach—and the bounds of his heart.
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- Part 1 of Main Four Poly AU
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The Galaxy’s Golden Retriever by gojibstar
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
13 May 2026
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12 May 2026
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Throw The Dog A Bone (I'm Fed and I'm Happy) by gojibstar
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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She reaches down and tangles her fingers into his hair and firmly, but not painfully, tugs. Grace huffs something out, shallow in his throat, a bit like a whine, and instinctively shivers.The pressure toes the thin line between a grounding weight and a sharp point of pain and discomfort. It is, he realizes, the first time Stratt has touched him in a while… and so firm, is the thing; it is not a passing nudge or pull in any direction, but heavy and undeniable.
Without the energy for arrogance, or to make some corny half-baked joke, he doesn’t fight her. He lets his forehead sink until it rests against the dark fabric of her trousers, just above her knee. The world stops spinning quite so fast when he has something solid to lean against.
“If you hyperventilate, you’re useless to me. And if you’re useless to me, you’re useless to them."
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Or: Post-nut clarity Grace has a flashback of him and Stratt, and he and Rocky attempt to discuss whatever the hell they are now.
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- Part 2 of The Galaxy’s Golden Retriever
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12 May 2026
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A Doggy is Nottin' If He Don' Have A Bone (Hold Doggy, Hold Ya Bone!) by gojibstar
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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The next thing he’s aware of is Rocky’s voice, carefully intent. This means he’s discovered something new and is absolutely not going to let it go.
“Grace is ♪♫♪♫, question?”
“Huh?”
“Need word,” Rocky trills, “Domestic companion organisms. Lives in habitat of more capable species. Does not build structures. Does not contribute to heavy engineering. These common, on Erid, in units, for morale. They make noise and trip over own appendages. Cute and stupid
That is a lot of words, and Grace is pointedly half-asleep. They trickle over him in lazy streams of thought as he sips his coffee, through his early, “it-is-maybe-morning” fog…
—And then he nearly chokes on his coffee, cheeks flushed bright, bright red.
“Are you calling me your pet?”
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Or: Grace gets a boner, and all roads lead to Pet Play
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- Part 1 of The Galaxy’s Golden Retriever
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
Or: The sex
pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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Bookmarked by FUNNY_MOUTH
12 May 2026
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passed out immediatley after reaing but its the best in the world and everyone dances and jumps for gleee
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They took his brother, but they wanted him. Broken by blackmail and brought, desperate, to his knees - probably literally.
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- Part 1 of Invincible & His Buff Blue Boyfriends
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Turns out Zim’s PAK responds to Dib’s electromagnetic field. They accidentally have sex about it.
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- Part 1 of exercises in trust
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Zim's latest plan to destroy and humiliate Dib takes the wrong turn when Zim gets a little distracted.
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There's not enough (or as far as I've seen, ANY) dumbification content in the ZaDr community!! I had to do it myself bruh, I hope this reaches the right people, if loss of intelligence is not your cup of tea please scroll 😭 and if you share the same specific kink and liking for ZaDr, PLEAAASE interact 💔 -
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"They were discussing the 'kiss.'" Zim makes air quotes with his fingers, then frowns. "The 'first kiss,' I believe."
"Oh," Dib replies, and then processes that sentence a second time. "Oh. And-" Dib pauses, because he's fully looking at Zim now, and for some reason his brain is stalling out when he tries to think about the concepts of Zim and kissing at the same time. "And what was your question?"
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25 Mar 2026
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Zim has always been a social reject, even amongst his own kind. He's learned to cope by telling himself that the unending scorn was merely a product of jealousy.
He was wrong, of course; the bullying and exclusion was never about jealousy... but it wasn't just about his height, either.
It was about fear.
(Or; an alternate explanation of why Zim is the way he is.)
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In his latest attempt to expose Zim, Dib buys a cheap, secondhand spelldrive and tries to cast a truth spell on his enemy only for it all to backfire spectacularly.
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Dib, Zim, the Science Fair, and the Meaning of Life by geneticCarnage (LycanthropicLesbians)
Fandoms: Invader Zim
19 Mar 2026
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“Cultures from all across the globe have tried to answer this question,” Ms. Bitters intoned, tapping her ruler against the chalkboard. Scrawled on it, white against black, were the words Why am I here? “It is the root of many philosophies, such as existentialism…”
What a stupid question, Dib thought, glancing at the chalkboard with narrowed eyes. He knew exactly why he was put on Earth: to stop Zim. And as soon as the bell rang 3:30, he’d do it.
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"And this… ‘Assertiveness training’. How does it work?" he asked, crossing his arms.
"I put you on a leash and make you bark like a dog," Bill deadpanned, leaning back in his chair. "Eventually, that is. We’ll probably start out with some light admin."
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- Part 1 of Not Safe For Work
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Jimmy’s never been interested in seeing Curly’s cock.
That’s never stopped him from seeing it, though, glimpses in the shower or in their shared room back in school, thick and heavy, hanging between his thighs.
Now that Curly’s half the man he was, writhing and moaning and confined to a medical bay bed, Jimmy’s suddenly very interested in seeing Curly’s cock.
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Daisuke’s in the lounge when she comes back, examining the large bloodstain in the carpet. No sign of Anya though. The girl stares at her with wide eyes. Shit. Swansea’s still got Jimmy’s blood all over her and she’s grinning like a maniac. Kid’s prolly scared half to death. Dammit! This is exactly why she didn’t want her in here when—
“You look really hot covered in blood,” Daisuke breathes out. It’s barely more than a whisper and, surely, Swansea misheard. Surely, it’s just the buzz in her ears and that’s not at all what was just said.
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AKA: Older Butch x Younger Masc Swansuke Yuri
(Is this extremely self-indulgent? Yes. Did this start out as just a way for me to thirst over milf Swansea and then get extremely out of hand? Yes. Holy shit, yes. This was supposed to be stupid pwp)
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- Part 1 of King of the World
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"Then we could both stay, and maybe…" Hesitation wriggles its way into Daisuke's voice, his gaze sinking, fingers twitching where they twist in the hem of his tank. "I mean, you know…"
"No," sneers Swansea. "Enlighten me."
"You could help me finish?"
Finish? What the fuck does he think Swansea is, a pocket pussy? "You got worms for brains? I ain't helpin' ya crank yer hog."
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Or, tired of stumbling across Daisuke's dirty magazines, Swansea cuts him a deal, but ends up biting off more than he can chew.
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14 Feb 2026
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Fleurs Dans Votre Bain, Amour Dans Vos Draps by thewretched
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game)
08 Dec 2024
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Daisuke confesses to Swansea in the middle of the night (among a variety of other things).
Bookmarked by FUNNY_MOUTH
13 Feb 2026