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Branzy drifts away from himself in the End, waiting for and dreading the start of the next season in equal measure as his mind drowns itself in fog.
Clown tries his best.
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- Part 10 of Birdie's Clownzy
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The job was supposed to be simple, if morally wrong. Kill the crew, steal the ship, get paid. Like, get paid a lot. Enough to get him and Sykkuno off the shithole that was Stars Co. Mars Extraction Site, enough to set them up somewhere on Earth, and potentially enough to get some kind of medical attention for his chronic pain. Simple.
When has anything ever been simple in this sad, miserable life, though? Corpse thought, trapping a bitter laugh in.
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It was getting dark now, and the great black tent of the circus just visible outside the city bounds was slowly disappearing against the fading sky. Branzy couldn’t see any of the smaller red and black stripped tents surrounding it from where he was, but the main tent was obvious even from just the part that could been seen, appearing to lean towards the city with a promise of blood.
OR: Branzy decides that the safest place to hide is where no one would ever expect to find a coward.
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- Part 9 of Birdie's Clownzy
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Maybe, on second thought, this hadn’t been one of Gaster’s brighter moments. It certainly didn’t rank among his most idiotic moments yet either, but still. Perhaps not the best idea.
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Sans is used to waking up late at night with only his tea and his mind to keep him company.
But the kiddo needs to talk.
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Just a little clownzy for you all :)
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Asylums for the Feeling by rivalactions
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Dec 2023
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"Your mask. Take it off."
"I'm not-" Corpse started with a hollow laugh of disbelief, like he thinks that this is just a weird prank Sykkuno is playing on him. "I- no. I'm not taking it off, Sy."
"I need to see. Whatever you’re hiding, I need to know. I need to know what you’re keeping from me, what you know, what happened, I need to know, before it happens again or I find out you’re lying to me or you’re not who you say you are, if you if you killed all those people, I need-” His voice continued until he ran out of breath, dropping his head down as he tried steadying himself again.
[ Sykkuno is looking for an Earth 2.0. Corpse is the last survivor of his crew. There's something off about this planet. ]
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- English
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- 65,072
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- 25/25
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Bookmarked by EmersonNovember
16 May 2025
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time to update.
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
/)/) /)/) /)/) (..) (..) (..) *( ) *( ) *( )
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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Bookmarked by EmersonNovember
21 Dec 2025
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“There’s no shame in assigning credit where it’s due.” Clown makes a vague gesture with the schythe, pointing over Branzy’s shoulder. “This is all you, no?”
“In collaboration with many others,” Branzy repeats.
Clown hums. “So… if I were itching to kill everyone involved with making this park, that wouldn’t just be you?”
Another line drawn; Branzy’s lip quirks wryly, before he catches himself and admits, “It would just be me, in that case.”
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- Part 10 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
Bookmarked by EmersonNovember
25 Jun 2026
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Traps, Taunts & Tension by NezuChan2244
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Empires SMP, Dream SMP
24 Apr 2026
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n Neo-Elytra City, billionaires hide priceless masterpieces behind impossible security systems, and stealing them is considered an art form.
The Canvas Syndicate are the best art thieves in the city—elegant, precise, and famous for pulling off impossible gallery heists without leaving a trace. Their leader, Branzy, plans every job like a masterpiece.
Unfortunately for them, the people hired to stop them are the Eclipse Company—elite mercenaries who don’t just guard art. They hunt thieves.
Every stolen painting turns the city into a battlefield of lasers, drones, traps, and rooftop chases.
Every encounter between thief and hunter becomes more personal.Because in Neo-Elytra, the real masterpiece isn’t the art.
It’s the game.
Bookmarked by EmersonNovember
29 Mar 2026
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A man, a squid and a clown walk into an elevator… by Thrills (IWantToRemainASecret)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
20 Oct 2022
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Branzy is crushing hard on the dutch man he and Chief share their elevator rides with, and he seeks to learn Dutch in order to form a connection with him.
Too bad he can speak English.
Too bad Chief isn't going to stop Branzy.Series
- Part 9 of Thrills LifeSteal Fics
Bookmarked by EmersonNovember
22 Jan 2024

