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Overview: shameless smut that I’ll occasionally update.
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Robert reaches his limit with Flambae’s temper when his work performance starts to threaten civilian lives. After the last incident, he owes a report that will end Flambae’s hero career.
At the end of his rope, Flambae is willing to try anything to stop the report, and prove to Robert that he’s capable of self control. So in a last ditch effort, Robert sets up a test that will challenge it: seven days of total, immediate, and non-negotiable obedience.
Flambae doesn’t realize what he’s signed up for from the seemingly quiet dispatcher.
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28 Jun 2026
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Pretty in Lace by Oblivious_Troll
Fandoms: The Dark Pictures: House of Ashes (Video Game)
28 Jul 2025
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A spur of the moment decision on Salim's end leads to him dressed up in something rather unfit for himself in his eyes... Jason begs to differ.
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22 Jun 2026
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Beats A Handshake by peskellence
Fandoms: The Dark Pictures: House of Ashes (Video Game)
27 Jun 2026
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Following his release from quarantine, Jason is sent home under strict orders to keep his head down and mouth shut. Return to civilian life as if nothing happened. But moving on proves impossible—and not because of the alien vampires. Rather, because of the bond he formed with an unlikely ally.
Determined to find Salim and make up for their unsatisfactory goodbye, Jason tracks him to London, where their reunion sparks a deeper connection than either of them anticipated. Now Jason must choose: face up to what he is feeling, terrifying as it is, or run away.
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18 Jun 2026
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Yeah, apparently, Robert was the absolute worst of everything.
And for all his piss-poor attributes, for all these flaws that made him less of a man to Flambae, he still somehow had the walking firestorm wrapped around his finger.
That was enough to split Robert's sides.
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Robert humbles Flambae in a language maybe only they can understand.
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27 May 2026
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Nyctophobia — fear of the dark. Of spaces where nothing can be seen and every sound feels wrong. Fear sharp enough to make the fire spark, and the lingering dread of accidentally hurting someone just trying to get close.
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The first sign was the sound.
A hitch in the V8's rumble. Small, barely there. Robert felt it through the bench seat before he heard it, a vibration that didn't match the road. The engine caught briefly and Chad checked the dash and nothing flagged, the gauges holding steady.
Chad's hand tightened on the wheel.
The second sign was the shudder.
It came through the whole car, a tremor that started under the hood and traveled backward through the frame, rattling the rearview mirror and buzzing through the bench seat into Robert's spine. The engine note dropped and caught and dropped again, and the RPM needle twitched with it.
"No," Chad said quietly, not to Robert but to the car.
The Firebird shuddered harder and the engine coughed, flat and mechanical, and the speedometer began to slide, eighty down to seventy-five down to seventy.
"No no no no no—"
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- Part 1 of Close to Catastrophe
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26 May 2026
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you're no good (you could kill me & you should) by krabershot
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
14 May 2026
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Ex-supervillain Mecha Red is given the offer of a lifetime from known superhero Blonde Blazer; work for SDN as a dispatcher and prove he can be the hero she knows he used to be.
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- Part 1 of villain!Robert AU
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01 May 2026
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After retiring as Mecha Man, Robert finds a new way to make money. (Unfortunately, his newest client is one he knows all too well.)
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His eyes kept darting to Chad’s hand, where the stumps of his fingers twitched absently against the duvet. 'I did that,' he thought, closely followed by a montage of all the horrible things he'd do to him if he figured it out. The anxiety simmered like bile in the back of his throat.
"So," Chad said, stretching his arms behind his head, biceps straining against his tight black t-shirt. "You gotta measure me before we keep going or what? I don't want to get my hopes up for nothing."
As much as he wanted to throw up, the question was almost hysterical. He swallowed it down before he said something stupid, or bolted out the door like a hunted rabbit. "Are you serious?"
"No, I spent three grand on this room and a week of my time answering bullshit questions to fuck with you."
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- Part 1 of Flambert sex worker au
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29 Apr 2026
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The Z-Team is back at the Sardine after defeating Shroud, but where did Robert and Chad run off to?
Courtney bets they're still here somewhere, just gettin' nasty. Alice is positive 'Bae wouldn't sleep with Roberto, especially not in a bar bathroom.Bookmarked by ElfrootWarrior
29 Apr 2026
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Robert had a terrible day. Stuff that wasn’t work-related, he had said when they first sat down. He held it all inside, everything except for the barely choked out admission that the lollipops and candies he frequently indulged in never really served to sate his sweet tooth. Flambae and Robert… they were something like friends. And Flambae… he was something of a hero now.
Heroes did good deeds for their friends.
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Flambae has a secret genetic anomaly. Robert has a oral fixation that comforts him. They bond.
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19 Apr 2026
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It was Chad, no doubt about it. Considering his first photo was him decked out in his hero suit in what appeared to be the SDN gym, it would be hard not to recognize him. Chad stood in front of one of the wall-length mirrors, the arm not holding the phone flexing as he smiled smugly at the camera. A sheen of sweat glistened on his exposed chest.
Robert downloads a dating app, stumbles upon Flambae's profile, and jerks off about it.
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- Part 15 of Fire Puns (Flamecha/Mechabae Fics)
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10 Apr 2026
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When his life as Mechaman came to an end, Robert went to drown his sorrows at a bar and woke up in bed with a hot stranger.
With nothing left to lose, Robert decided to live a little for once. One night of raw passion left him feeling strangely reborn and questioning what comes next.
But fate had a twisted sense of humor, and things were about to get a lot more complicated..
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06 Apr 2026
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Chad's got some major pressure built up. It's been a while since he's gotten laid. Hell, it's been ages since he's gotten so much as a peck on the cheek. He's starving, aching for some action. Which is the only reason he's graced Robert's shitty apartment with his illustrious form.
It’s the only reason he has his clothes off, ass up and eyes rolling into the back of his head. It’s the only reason he’s allowed himself to be rendered to nothing but useless babbles and praises, spit and sweat steaming off his overheated skin, with Robert’s tongue deep inside his ass, his wide, callous covered hands holding onto his well-toned thighs for dear life.
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02 Apr 2026
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Overview: Canon Storyline with Flambae as love interest. Angst, sweet/smut, eventual fluff
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Invisigal accidentally outs Robert as Mechaman in what she thinks is a private conversation with Blonde Blazer, not realizing that Flambae is close enough to overhear her.
Struggling to control his horrible temper, Chad goes to the gym to blow off steam and think…where he finds Robert trapped under the weights.
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Breathe. Count to ten. You’re not a villain anymore…you’re a good man, and you can do good things.
“Ask me to stop,” Chad breathed, the muscles of his arms quivering under the powerful desire to end Mechaman right there in the headquarters. He needed something else, someone else to step in, but they were completely alone. Even the janitors had gone home. “No, beg me to stop.”
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01 Apr 2026
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For many reasons, over many situations, over many shifts Robert has had his head on his desk listening to the worst news unfold around him. Despite this: he’s stuck around. Turns out, becoming and staying a Dispatcher had been the right call. Even after the Shroud Red Ring chaos, even with the Astral Pulse, even with the rebranded suit, Robert doesn’t want to sit in the cockpit anymore. Choosing to sit at a desk instead. Turns out, he reaches and saves more people that way all along.
That is until today.
Or: Robert is placed in charge of an Office Holiday Party, and receives a surprise gift.
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29 Mar 2026
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“I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it.
Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.”
“So I’m just poor? That’s it?”
“Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?”
“I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”
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or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.
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27 Mar 2026
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Flambae is fully aware he has become infatuated by Robert Robertson, but he has no idea what he's supposed to do about it.
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- Part 1 of Can a Heart Be Turned to Stone?
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25 Mar 2026
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The guy in the sunglasses has been staring at him across the bar for the past ten minutes.
Robert makes the executive decision of following him into the bathroom, because obviously it's an invitation, right?
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25 Mar 2026
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Flambae's jaw tightened, a crimson flush creeping up his neck. "Don't flatter yourself, Robert. It's the situation. The… intensity. Not you."
Robert's initial shock gave way to a slow, wicked grin. "The 'intensity?’ What, do you get off on being put in your place, Flambae? Is that your secret kink?"
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24 Mar 2026
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“What are you doing?!” He hisses. He tries to pull away, but Chad’s hands come up firm on his hips.
“Why don’t you go focus on work, huh? You’re still on the clock.” Chad winks, and then he’s hooking his fingers into the string of Robert’s sweatpants.
He really shouldn’t indulge this behavior. He should stand up, smack Chad upside the head, and then lock himself in the guest room until he’s sure he isn’t about to get groped by his not-boyfriend.
What he does instead is he turns back to his computer and un-mutes his mic.
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Five times Robert and Flambae get freaky without getting caught and fall in love as a consequence.
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- Part 1 of In the Language of Heat and Steel
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23 Mar 2026
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Over the course of his sentence, his court-ordered therapist had suggested several ways, other than arson, to release his anxiety. She had suggested outlets ranging from painting to exercise, though Chad was never behind on keeping up with his workout routine.
Settling himself on the thick cushion in front of the glory hole, Chad figured this classified as an outlet.
Flambae occasionally goes to a glory hole for stress relief. This time, the person on the other side sounds awfully familiar...
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- Part 13 of Fire Puns (Flamecha/Mechabae Fics)
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22 Mar 2026