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    Just a place to find all the podfics I've read!

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    “Green. Jason cracked his eyes open and all he could see was green. Swirling, sickening, Joker green. He was floating in green, sinking in green, Was he green?
    This wasn’t right. He had died. He should be dead. Where was he? Where was his Dad? Jason wanted to go home.”

    Aka a fic where Jason dies and Danny meets him in the Ghost Zone.

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    The Admin sinks to one knee. “What are you doing?” Xelqua demands before he can stop himself, voice cracking.

    “Well,” a voice comes from The Admin, and it is… it is not weird, but it is, and Xelqua can not describe how - just that it sends another shiver down his spine. “You don’t exactly look happy, and I’m afraid that may have something to do with me.”

    It does. “That doesn’t exactly explain your… Everything.”

    “No use in intimidating you, friend.”

    Or: 5 times Grian meets a Hermit, and one time they already knew one another.

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    08 May 2026

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    Bruce was…small. His tailored suit draped over his diminished stature like a blanket and made him look so terribly tiny and fragile, like the slightest wind could blow him over.

    For a moment, Tim stood stockstill, unsure what to do because his father - his larger than life father - had turned into a child.


    Bruce is de-aged back to the night his parents were shot. He doesn't remember the Bats but he knows they're family. Bonding ensues.

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    03 May 2026

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    Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.

    His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.

    Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.

    It was a ship!

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    After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    again and he silently begged for any sea god to please let him out of the dizzying, pitch-black hell. His body ached from getting beaten into the box’s side. The water was stale and disgusting in his gills. There wasn’t any light and he couldn’t see anything.

    He was so full of fear he was beginning to get numb to it.

    He didn’t know what these humans wanted with him, but he knew it couldn’t be good if they started by shoving him into this too-small box and tossing him around like a boat on an angry sea.

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    Clark is an aquatic mammals trainer at the Metropolis Aquarium and Bruce is their very unruly new resident. Clark doesn't realise that Bruce is only the first of many mers that are going to live in the Aquarium.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Fulfilling needs is very simple: sleep when tired, drink when thirsty, eat when hungry. No, the difficult part is satisfying the hyper-specific needs of an ultimately artificial society.

    Sleep when tired there is no more work to be done, lest you appear lazy.
    Drink when thirsty it lowers your inhibitions, lest you become a spoilsport.
    Eat when hungry you are in private, lest others see your unsightly consumption.

    The most difficult part, however? Going back to your roots.

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    02 Jun 2021