18 Works by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION
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"Looks like a Terror Demon's Puckered Asshole" by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games)
10 Apr 2026
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“Alnifena. Elvhen historian, researcher, and usually a lone traveller.” Varric laughed as she matched his energy with an exaggerated bow. “Wait, Tethras, as in the writer? Didn't you do a best seller? Dick in Denerim or something, I think. The fuck you doin’ out here?” The Mage behind her choked as he fought not to laugh, Cassandra turned so red she rivaled the sun, and Varric exploded into gut busting laughter.
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- Part 1 of Alnifena Lavellan
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Got any advice for me? by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
12 Mar 2026
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5 times Rook nettled and harassed Solas for advice
1 time Solas needed advice back
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What do you mean you're MARRIED!? by Error_34 Cannot Fuck-tion (ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
04 Feb 2026
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Linna gained her Vallaslin at age 16.
She volunteered to take part in a ritual marriage at age 20.
The sky is torn open and she's Marked at age 34.
Solas discovers he has a pretty little wife that loves him unconditionally, and is much too old to resist.
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Okay Google, how do you court a Harpy? by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION for kingburu
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 Nov 2024
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Touya tries to figure out courting behaviors for Harpies while fighting off secondhand embarrassment, Shouto recruits Midoriya for information while studying for his NEWTs, and Natsuo thinks this is the dumbest shit he's ever seen.
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Cupid's Arrows Don't Work On Me by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION for NovaGrayVanEldersSpirit
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Feb 2024
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Dabi: if I see ONE MORE team up that ends in a relationship, I'm quitting. We're supposed to get OTHER PEOPLE together, not ourselves!!!
Hawks: enters the room
Dabi: *sweats nervously* this job isn't so badSeries
- Part 1 of Cupids and Anti-Cupids
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Blood? More like Radioactive Ooze by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION for Layel
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Nov 2023
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Keigo is having his first family Halloween with the Legion of Vigilantes! Too bad he got too busy, and forgot to order his costume until the last minute!
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- Part 3 of Legion of Vigilantes
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This would be easier if Santa had feathers by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION for inexchangeforyoursoul
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Jan 2023
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Hey Hey! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!! This is just Hawks going to Hungary on an assignment and falling in love with the traditions and culture he sees in honor of my lovely Santee, Inex. There's a lovely surprise at the end for you as well!
I hope you love this and if I got anything wrong, please let me know and I can switch it up for ya <3
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- Part 2 of Legion of Vigilantes
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Movie Night! by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION for itsqitty
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Oct 2021
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Oboro's House hosts the family Halloween Party, plus significant others !
Jin's Alter/other identity is mentioned once!
I wrote this for CTABB's Secret Skellington event!
Qitty I really hope you like this!! Art will be coming later so look forward to that, my friend 👀👀 -
Chill The Fuck Out by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION for aphrodaisyacs
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Dec 2020
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". . . What did you do?"
"Okay, first of all, I was just walkin' around, minding my own business-"
"BULLSHIT."
"I WAS!"
-Keigo and the Legion of Vigilantes get caught in a quirk swap! a santa gift for my dear Aphrodaisyacs!!!
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- Part 1 of Legion of Vigilantes
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Do Frogs in Ponds Know of The Sea? by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Nov 2020
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‘Knight Errant “The Hawk” is a brave and beloved servant to the kingdom. A master of bow, blade, and the bourgeois, he often lacks both competition and camaraderie. Gaining himself the title of “The Hawk” in last year's tourney was no small feat, but what most people deign to ignore is Sir Hawks is, in fact, a complete Idiot.
A DabiHawks piece loosely based on the German folktale "The Frog King".
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Chaotic Bottom Behavior by Error_34 Cannot Fuck-tion (ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Jun 2020
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The controller clatters to the floor as your boss stares at you in a weird mixture of awe and horror. The idea is appealing, the imagery is slightly haunting, and combined they are destroying his concentration on the current battle. The audible headshot that kills his character doesn’t even register as he struggles to follow the conversation. He was explaining how you can level up in certain games by collecting specialty items, not putting any effort forward, and now…
“What the fuck did you just suggest?” -
Joe Mama by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Mar 2020
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This is my crack pile I have spit into the universe on behalf of CTABB's March Bang! I have no clue what happened here just it's a thing.
I blame my partner, Ink, who gave me permission for this.
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Snowy Circuits and Sleepy Love by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION for Oikawaii
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Jan 2020
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Soft loving fic for Dabi/Hawks, Spinner/Shigaraki, and the LOV as a family.
Dabi is a hero, Hawks is a villain!
Dabi is a cyborg! (Kind of)
Everyone is soft!
Enjoy 💜💜
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Burnt Nugget Unsolved by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Nov 2019
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“You want to be a Ghost Hunter.” Touya sighed deeply, dragging a hand over his face and yanking on his staples. “You want me to join you in hunting mythical creatures for shits and giggles.”
“Those don’t sound like questions! But the answer would have to be yes! Monster Hunters! We hunt mythological creatures and ghosts and spirits and all things otherworldly!!!!” Touya huffed a breath out, confused but not surprised. Keigo always had dumb ideas for them to do, this just happened to be the newest.
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- Part 1 of Buzzfeed Unsolved AU
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night terrors by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Oct 2019
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The light shut off. There's no sound. You can feel gravity slowly press down a little harder than before. You hear a sound BANG from the hall. Feel the walls vibrate. What little you can see is distorted, twisted. Shadows expand, make shapes. No one is next to you. It's just another body.
Remember, they know you're here.
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This is a piece I did a few years ago on why I don't sing anymore. I have an amazing support system now, so I feel comfortable sharing it with others that might be going through the same thing.
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Hey, where are you? It's 6:15 pm and I can't find you.
(Or Papyrus goes looking for Sans)
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Everyone has a soulmate. Whether you love them or not is an entirely different story. This is how you find them. Every Soul Pairing has one unique trait in common.
Sharp-ass blue fangs? Go find a matching set, and live happily ever after.
Breathe fire? Cool, go find another spicy-mouthed cutie.But... Not you.
You have nothing special. No stripes, no marks, no disfigurements, nada, nothing, nope, goodnight.
Are you forever lonely?
Or is your trait still unrevealed?