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“Zoro stayed the night after Groundhog Day, but he slept on the couch like many of you have before!” Sanji snapped, lifting his head again just to glare at everyone in the room. “And then we watched Palm Springs the next day. And because the mosshead is so obsessed with three’s, we tried to find a movie we both would like and watched The Princess Bride the day after that.”
No one said anything, until—
“I’m sorry,” Robin said, barely holding back a chuckle. “Did Zoro leave your apartment at all that weekend?”
5 times Zoro and Sanji accidentally soft launched their
situationalrelationship through letterboxd activity, and the 1st time they did it on purpose.or
When the Strawhats’ evil landlord starts unlawfully evicting residents, Usopp balances his role in the group's biggest con yet—all while unraveling the state of Zoro and Sanji's movie-based relationship, and trying to woo the girl he meets at a secondhand video-store.
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Vampire Lilies by Distressindisguise for scavengerzzz
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
15 Feb 2026
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Vampires are real, and Zoro hates them.
Because of vampires, Kuina is gone. Because of vampires, Zoro is trapped. And because of one vampire in particular, Zoro is forced to reckon with all of the ways grief can tie two people together.
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On the anniversary of Kuina and Sora's deaths, Zoro and Sanji break out of the Vinsmoke manor to visit their loved ones at a graveyard. Sparks fly; tears flow.
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The Strawhats: Ten year Tenure
Now streaming on NetMax+
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The Strawhats release a Docuseries to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of their band, which details the events leading up to their indefinite hiatus and the demise of the bond between their main songwriters: Zoro and Sanji. When the series trends as the number one title on the streaming platform, the bands’ debut album re-enters the charts and the Strawhats are pushed into doing a reunion show—thrusting Zoro and Sanji back together after 5 silent years.
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Rusty’s line rustles. “Just let them have their night,” he says sternly. Then, after a beat. “How is it so far?”
“The show?” Danny asks incredulously.
“Yeah.”
Danny pulls away to look at his phone, as if Rusty can see him through the screen. “You’re serious?”
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On a 3-pull heist during Wicked the musical's opening night, Danny has 2 revelations about Rusty and decides there's only 1 thing to do about it.
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Rusty felt Danny raise.
His jaw dropped in amusement. “Oh, I bet you pulled all the guys in the joint with that move,” Rusty said through a barely contained chuckle.
“No need to be jealous,” Danny assured, smirking as he turned back to face him. He slid one hand around the back of Rusty’s head and leaned in even closer. His breath ghosted his lips. “I thought of you the whole time.”
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Rusty gets a visit from Danny, fresh out of prison, and they play a round of poker. Things get heated.
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Rusty Ryan is Terry Benedict's security consultant. When he starts to hear rumors about Danny Ocean planning a heist that involves all three of his boss' casinos, he decides it might be a good idea to get a closer, a more personal look at the brazen thief.
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Welcome Home, My Dearest Secret by IronicVeghead
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
13 Feb 2026
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The latch of the front door prefaces the entry of the brownstones second occupant. Tromping bootsteps echo through the foyer. Sanji gives the pan’s contents a cursory stir before he leans away from the counter to spy his husband’s approaching form.
“Hey there, Mossy,” the blond greets.
Zoro smirks, hefting his black duffel into a kitchen chair and redirecting towards the other man. “Hey yourself.” He murmurs, his calloused hands sliding home around the narrow of Sanji’s waist.
“Busy day?” Sanji asks, tilting his head back until he can press their temples aside one another.
“Yeah,” Zoro answers simply.
Sanji hums, and turns back down to the skillet in his hand. “Me too.”
Neither elaborate.
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Linus makes a call. It doesn't go as well as he might have hoped.
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“This is all your fault.” Sanji heaved his duffle bag into the backseat. “We could’ve just waited for the next plane but no–”
He slammed the door.
“‘–it’s faster this way,’” he said, dropping his voice and furrowing his eyebrows in a poor impression of Zoro’s face.
Zoro eyed him over the roof of the van.“It is faster this way.”
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smoke gets in your eyes by violet_pencil for berlincorpography
Fandoms: Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
25 Dec 2024
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Danny honestly didn't know much about Rusty Ryan. At a poker game once he'd heard Rusty tell a guy that he was from Orlando. Danny thought not. Everything about him said California, the Valley. Danny would have bet large sums that his people were Okies, migrants who'd fled the Dust Bowl with the banks at their heels, snapping up their homes and their land. There was something post-apocalyptic about Rusty's angle on the world. Besides, nobody who put that much work into being effortlessly cool could have come from anywhere but California.
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