Diorite
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Technoblade picked up the phone without pause, a motion he repeated more than eight or nine times an hour. He wouldn't say he disliked getting calls, it was a break from his grading, but he wasn't the fondest of talking to confused students.
Techno recited his little speech into the receiver, telling the caller that they'd reached his professor's office and that they were speaking to a TA.
Through the phone, where Techno normally expected to be told of an issue, there was shuffling. A curt clack and the ring of a bell in the distance.
After a few moments of silence, Techno went to speak, but closed his mouth as music started to play through the phone. It was strange and uneven, shaky piano notes that sounded live, and it was no melody he had ever heard before. It was nothing more than six notes and a panicked breath before the phone began to hum as the line was cut off.
Techno pulled the phone away from his ear.
"What the hell?"Or
Technoblade was found four years after going missing at age eight. His younger brother never was. Ten years later, Techno started getting phone calls.
Series
- Part 1 of Broken Rhythms Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,320
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 21
- Comments:
- 572
- Kudos:
- 3,320
- Bookmarks:
- 690
- Hits:
- 49,072
Bookmarked by Diorite
30 Jun 2026
-
Summary
Broken Rhythms, associated prequel one-shots, and a sequel.
- Words:
- 147,112
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 133
Bookmarked by Diorite
28 Jun 2026
-
thirty-five leagues by thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
20 Apr 2022
Tags
Summary
“What does it say?” she asks. Techno is the exception in literacy rates. He blinks, letting the quote he’d been studying come into focus.
“Even the finest sword plunged into salt water will eventually rust,” Techno says hoarsely.
(or, the Dread Pirate Technoblade kidnaps a kid and then accidentally makes friends. He's not very good at this.)
Series
- Part 22 of drabbles
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,143
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 118
- Kudos:
- 1,226
- Bookmarks:
- 271
- Hits:
- 10,718
Bookmarked by Diorite
20 Jun 2026
-
Technoblade's Tactical Guide to Preventing the Fictitious Apocalypse by sherashalala for cinnamoonyy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Nov 2022
Tags
Summary
Technoblade gets reincarnated into a book where it doesn’t end well. The antagonist of the story, Thomas, is fated to destroy the world– Technoblade becomes the canon fodder brother who wasn’t supposed to exist in the time of the story.
He’s not fond of the idea of dying.
Nah, he’s going to be tweaking some things.~+~
Prompt: Reincarnation/isekaiSeries
- Part 8 of Shera Shroomer's Fic Fight 2022
- Part 2 of Sera's Reincarnation Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 61,616
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 257
- Kudos:
- 2,590
- Bookmarks:
- 694
- Hits:
- 40,799
Bookmarked by Diorite
13 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“No!” He protests, too loud for the soft moment and making his brother freeze in where he was about to abandon him to the sheets, “Please-” he begs, eyes burning but no tears to be shed as his voice drops back down into a hoarse whisper, “Let me have this… please?”
“Tommy-”
“I just-” he shudders around his own words, “Just this once? Before you go?”
Techno chuffs softly, “I’m not leaving, Runt,” he assures, even though he doesn’t know it's a lie, “I’m not leaving, okay?”
“You will...” Tommy’s eyes flutter shut again, exhaustion dragging him down as he longs to whisper more, “You will… You all do… you all will…”
(Where Tommy dies in prison and ends up in the past with all the trauma to fuck it up again... and his scars keep appearing? What the hell?)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 78,396
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 351
- Kudos:
- 906
- Bookmarks:
- 202
- Hits:
- 10,101
Bookmarked by Diorite
23 Jan 2026