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You’re a world away (But you’re still the same) by Dark_hairedmen
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
- Teen And Up Audiences
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death
- M/M, F/F
- Work in Progress
17 Feb 2026
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Major Character Death
- Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
- Georgie Barker/Melanie King
- Martin Blackwood
- Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
- Melanie King
- Basira Hussain
- Alice "Daisy" Tonner
- Georgie Barker
- Angst
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Disabled Character
- Epistolary
- Post-Episode: e200 Last Words (The Magnus Archives)
Summary
What if only Jon went somewhere else. What if Martin was left behind. A collection of letters written by Martin Blackwood by order of his therapist (ft the others and Martin's long suffering therapist).
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Shenanigans by PetrichorPerfume
Fandom Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Supernatural
- Mature, Explicit, General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- M/M, Multi, Gen
- Complete Series
11 Jul 2019
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Michael/Adam Milligan
- Castiel/Dean Winchester
- Gabriel/Lucifer/Sam Winchester
- Lucifer/Jesus
- Michael/Everyone
- Michael/Dean Winchester
- Lucifer/Sam Winchester
- Lucifer/Michael (Supernatural)
- Gabriel/Michael (Supernatural)
- Gabriel/Lucifer (Supernatural)
- Gabriel/Sam Winchester
- Michael/Sam Winchester
- Adam/Michael
- Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester
- Lucifer/Adam Milligan
- Gabriel/Dean Winchester
- Castiel/Michael/Dean Winchester
- Lucifer/Michael/Adam Milligan
- Castiel & Sam Winchester
- Gabriel/Adam Milligan
- the other pairings would be weird because otters
- Lucifer & Michael (Supernatural)
- Castiel & Gabriel
- Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester
- Castiel & Michael & Gabriel & Lucifer
- Adam Milligan & Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester
- Michael & Dean Winchester & Castiel
- Gabriel & Sam Winchester
- Michael & Gabriel
- Adam Milligan/Gabriel
- Everyone/Everyone
- Lucifer/Dean Winchester
- Everyone/Dean
- Gabriel & Michael (Supernatural)
- Michael & Sam Winchester
- Michael & Castiel
- Castiel/Adam Milligan
- Castiel & Gabriel & Michael & Lucifer
- Lucifer & Dean Winchester
- Castiel/Sam Winchester
- Adam Milligan/Lucifer/Gabriel
- Castiel & Lucifer
- Michael & Dean Winchester
- Castiel & Michael & Lucifer & Gabriel
- Michael & Lucifer
- Gabriel & Castiel
- Lucifer & Sam Winchester
- Gabriel & Dean Winchester
- Adam Milligan & Sam Winchester
- Gabriel/Lucifer/Michael
- Lucifer & Michael & Sam Winchester & Dean Winchester
- Adam Milligan & Dean Winchester
- Castiel & Gabriel & Lucifer & Michael (Supernatural)
- Adam Milligan
- Michael (Supernatural)
- Castiel
- Dean Winchester
- Gabriel (Supernatural)
- Lucifer (Supernatural)
- Sam Winchester
- A cat
- Officer Good
- Gabriel
- Doctor Sexy M.d. - Character
- Original Male Character
- Aldric Elstrom
- Baby - Character
- Castiel (Supernatural)
- Original Character
- Donald Trump
- Ronald Frump
- Mistletoe
- Condiments Kissing
- Adam just wants to have a normal life
- He can forget about that
- John's A+ Use of Condoms
- Michael Sulks
- Potatoes
- Short & Sweet
- More Like Short & Savory
- Michael's Flock
- Crack
- Christmas Fluff
- Bunnies
- Adam has a headache
- Michael is a beast with a bic
- Lucifer doesn't understand the subway song
- Lucifer's Footlong
- Gabriel thinks Lucifer is a whore
- A five dollar whore
- Adam has a normal penis
- Lucifer's is named Jesus
- So is Sam's
- OT7
- Michael is sort of pathetic
- Lucifer insults humans
- Sam withholds sex
- Gabriel thinks it's hilarous
- Michael has no idea how dogs work
- or what they are
- really - Freeform
- jesus the penis
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- holiday fluff
- Domestic Fluff
- Love A Tree Day
- Tree Love
- Lucifer/A Tree
- Lucifer is in the Doghouse
- so is dean
- Michael is a good son
- or at least he used to be
- Castiel is mad
- because he wanted to try somnophilia
- and dean fell asleep
- really what did he expect
- Kissing
- Specifically Tree Kissing
- Baking
- Cookies
- Cookie Baking Day
- Poor Michael just wants to do things as a family
- Swearing
- Swear Jars
- Lucifer writes porn
- Gangbang porn
- Staring Michael
- Unnatural holes
- Gabriel is a food whore
- Thanksgiving
- Fluff
- Giving thanks
- Jealousy
- Jealous Michael
- Protective Michael
- Michael makes it snow
- cause he's awesome like that
- they have a dog
- Reindeer
- Christmas Caroling
- Loving Michael
- Singing
- Pie
- Pie Day
- Pi Day
- Dean Loves Pie
- and Castiel
- And Michael
- And Everyone else to a certain extent
- Michael Cooking
- Nice Michael
- Gabriel is having a whole different conversation
- I Love You
- Fluff and Crack
- Five Steps
- how to
- Or More accurately how not to
- instructions
- Couches
- Sleeping on the couch
- more specifically how not to sleep on the couch
- Crying Lucifer
- Halloween
- Halloween Costumes
- Cute
- Kid Fic
- Kid Gabriel
- Kid Sam Winchester
- Kid Lucifer
- Kid Dean Winchester
- Kid Castiel
- Underage Kissing
- Michael thinks he's fancy
- He's not though
- Crossdressing
- First Kiss Do-Over
- April Fools' Day
- Insecure Castiel
- Castiel Woke Up This Way
- He's a Girl Now
- Well part of him is
- Michael and Lucifer are actually capable of acting like adults
- surprise
- yeah he's back
- Sexually Transmitted Diseases
- More like Magically Transmitted Diseases
- crabs
- actual crabs
- michael is just done
- So done
- adam wins
- Holidays
- Awkward Kissing
- Kissing Fail
- Michael is a sap
- But Dean loves him for it
- Letters
- Love Letters
- Parody
- Dark Fantasy
- Michael Just Likes to Pretend
- Adam wants a real man in his life
- good luck with that
- Cats
- Pet Names
- LITERALLY
- Dean doesn't like cats
- Adam is Sane
- No one else is though
- except the cat
- Maybe - Freeform
- Talking Animals
- Blow Jobs
- Honey
- That's Not Honey Lucifer
- that's his name in case you're wondering
- every penis is named jesus
- Well not yet - Freeform
- he will eventually
- specifically not sleeping on the couch
- Popsicles
- Michael still isn't quite sure what a child is
- all he knows is that Gabriel is distracting his
- Adam is done with Michael
- Fourth of July
- Fireworks
- Flirting
- Adam's Butt Dances
- girl sam
- Girl Lucifer
- Girl Gabriel
- Genderbending
- Hugs
- Lucifer is a winner
- Sam and Gabriel disagree
- Dancing
- Baby stories
- Sam Says Yes
- To Lucifer's Marriage Proposal
- Gardens & Gardening
- POV Outsider
- Lulu gets arrested
- A lot - Freeform
- Michael is not pleased
- neither is the law
- Adam isn't pleased with the law
- Bubbles - Freeform
- Gabriel wants to have bubble sex
- Sam has other ideas
- Romance
- Sort Of
- Sam just wants to sleep
- annoying archangels
- Roses
- Implied/Referenced Cheating
- Affairs
- McDonald's
- Big Macs
- Awkward Flirting
- Bad Pick-Up Lines
- Michael is a bit thick
- except that he's really not
- Uranus Jokes
- Wing Kink
- dean has wings
- Sam has wings
- Adam has wings
- It's Only For a Day
- Michael's Magic Bic
- Artist Michael
- Sam is a little confused
- Then He Finds Jesus
- Drabble
- Candy Stores
- Gabriel Loves Candy
- Angels have strange relationships with stores
- Somehow they think they're meant for consumption
- Somehow Gabriel is still hungry
- Officer Good is so done
- He wants to know who named Lucifer
- And also who raised him
- God and Michael are the magic answers
- Sam and Adam are normal
- Criminal Dean
- Criminal Castiel
- Criminal Sam
- Everyone is an outlaw
- This isn't the first or last time they'll be arrested
- Poor Officer Good
- Cooking Lessons
- Sam has a cooking show
- It's called Sam's Kitchen
- Lucifer isn't impressed
- Sam loves salad
- Lucifer hates being called Satan
- Sam is a meanie beanie
- Big Brother Michael
- Comforting Michael
- Sad Lucifer
- molting
- Shedding
- Lucifer is a cranky-puss
- feathers - Freeform
- So many feathers
- No even Dean's Jesus is safe
- Michael is a cutie pie
- Pouty Michael
- Big bad archangel just wants to be fed powdered sugar
- Sam is such a good boyfriend
- Lucifer is a dick
- So is Gabriel
- Gabriel's feathers are too cool for this 'physics' crap
- Crying Michael
- Adam is so whipped
- Lucifer is in the mood for a virgin
- Officer Good is just so done
- Satan sheds
- Ain't nobody gonna mess with a shedding Satan
- Taco Bell
- First Dates
- Group Dates
- Michael and Lucifer fail at being human
- Michael is a needy angel
- Diners
- Missionaries
- But not in the fun way
- Poor Adam is expecting the angels to be having a normal breakfast
- he should really know better by now
- Michael fails at being romantic
- Insecure Lucifer
- Cute Lucifer
- Fights
- Fluff and Angst
- Dramatic Lucifer
- Doctor Who References
- Bigger On The Inside
- New Earth
- Picnics
- so much food
- Abuse of Angel Powers
- There will never be enough cookies as far as Gabriel is concerned
- Michael has a Pout of Epic Cuteness
- And no one can resist
- not even Dean
- Songfic
- Song Lyrics
- Castiel is so 2010
- Adam is a kitten for no reason whatsoever
- Trickster Mode
- Chick-Flick Moments
- Marriage Proposal
- Crying Adam
- Don't Worry He's Faking It to Get Laid
- Crying Sam
- Crying Dean
- Healing Power of True Love
- True Love's Kiss
- Lucifer isn't quite sure what a child is either
- Gabriel has a weird fetish
- Lucifer doesn't approve
- Condoms
- Castiel wants Assbabies
- Dean sorta just wants some ducklings to follow him around
- Gabriel Ships Castiel/Dean Winchester
- Gabriel Ships All the Ships
- Twister - Freeform
- Strip Games
- strip twister
- Or should I say Twister with a twist
- Drunk Sam
- No Sex
- Car rides
- First Time in a Car
- Angels are basically just great big hyperactive dogs
- Archangels are a bad influence on Castiel
- Lucifer and Apples
- Dean isn't hungry
- Michael is a tickle monster
- Dean is terrified
- Not
- Lucifer wants to go to mars
- There aren't any zebras on Mars
- Drunkenness
- Highness
- Accidental Drug Use
- The angels want their mates
- Michael misses his daddy
- So Dean agrees to pretend to be God
- Daddy Dean
- Fluffy Fluff and More Fluff
- Cute Gabriel
- Cute Michael
- Protective Lucifer
- Protective Gabriel
- Big Brother Gabriel
- Big Brother Lucifer
- Cuddly Archangels
- Emotional archangels
- Insecure Archangels
- family love
- Lucifer has Flashbacks
- Needy Archangels
- Lonely Michael
- Angels Are Watching Over You
- Poetry
- Insecure Dean
- Screw Destiny
- We can write a better story
- Friendship/Love
- Family Fluff
- Incest
- Jesus the actual dude
- he's huge in Africa
- And he makes people feel good
- Flattery will get you everywhere
- Lucifer is a Satanist
- Blasphemy
- Demonic Possession
- Demon Deals
- Cliche
- Dropping the Soap
- oh no
- Lucifer wants buttsex
- so does Michael
- Sam and Adam are not impressed
- Angels PMS like crazy
- Michael is a bad actor
- Adam is a meanie
- Gay Dean
- Everyone is Gay
- really gay
- But Dean is the gayest
- michael is whipped
- Cas likes bees
- and sex
- and Dean
- And sex with Dean in the shower with the bee soap
- Michael is cute
- Sam regrets his life choices
- Bob the Missionary
- Poor Bob
- Fainting Bobs
- Michael is having a party in the USA
- Michael is a Luciferian
- Michael breaks a Bob
- Lucifer is Gabriel's bitch
- Michael Disapproves of the Bagelpocalypse
- Sad Lucifer/Michael fics make him sad
- Michael is totally reading your smut though
- Michael on Tumblr
- we should all be ashamed
- Adorable Michael
- Not Even Sam can say no to him
- Cas thinks that Michael is trying to rob him
- Michael needs cuddles and pets
- Lucifer will give him all the cuddles and all the pets
- Apple of Eden
- Michael wants to be Adam's Eve
- Lucifer wants someone to suck on his serpent
- Bad Pick Up Lines
- Biblically bad pick up lines
- heat of the moment
- Michael's Jesus
- Spikes
- angel anatomy
- Michael's True Form
- Spikes where no spikes should go
- Adam wants a divorce
- Michael changes his mind with chocolate sauce
- Hyper Archangels
- Archangels on Coffee
- It's all Dean's fault
- Adam is a pretty good dad
- Gabriel is Flexible
- Lucifer wants a piggy-back ride
- And he will end the world if he doesn't get one
- Michael Writes Fanfic
- Meta
- Reader insert except not really
- Michael wrote this with one hand
- if you know what i mean
- Unrealistic Sex
- This Is STUPID
- Michael wrote this instead of sleeping
- Sequel
- Archangels
- Hurt/Comfort
- Mean Sam
- Mean Adam
- Nice Dean
- Purring Angels
- Couch Cuddles
- All the cuddles
- Nicknames
- Gabriel calls Dean Dean-Bean
- And Michael Calls Adam Adam-Bear
- Adorable Lucifer
- Lucifer lies
- But It's For A Good Reason
- and that reason is cuddles
- angels need cuddles to survive
- Lucifer paints the Impala pink
- Witches and curses
- Officer Good is mentioned too
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- Non-Sexual Age Play
- Age Regression/De-Aging
- Lucifer Loves his Seal Friend
- Little Michael
- Little Lucifer
- Little Gabriel
- Slow Dancing
- Dancing in the Middle of the Night
- Angel Wings
- Archangels are strange strange creatures
- Weird foods
- Non-food foods
- Salty Atoms
- That's not code for anything I promise
- Fake Crying Gabriel
- Clumsy Sam
- Blackmailer Cas
- Adorable Hugs
- Happy Ending
- Crushes
- Adorable Crushes
- Holding Hands
- Michael Squeaks
- Lucifer Mews
- Gabriel is sort of quiet but that's okay
- Protective Dean
- Loving Dean
- Drunk Dean
- Mostly Fluff
- Miscommunication
- Adam has a crush on Gabriel
- Gabriel has a crush on Adam's freckles
- Otters
- Otter Michael
- Otter Lucifer
- Otter Gabriel
- Dean thinks Castiel's little otter friends are cute
- Cas is not amused
- Sam is a little bit of a nerd
- Apocalypse
- It's the end of the world
- Michael is bad at geography
- RPSLS
- Lucifer is Adam's special little kitchen helper
- And that's how the world doesn't end
- Caregiver Lucifer
- Good Big Brother Lucifer
- Playing dress-up
- Castiel isn't anyone's doll
- Lucifer is sort of bad at being in charge
- Nesting
- Little Brother Castiel
- Brotherly Love
- Brotherly Bonding
- Rituals
- Traditions
- Kittens
- Trickster Gabriel
- Animal Ears
- Animal Traits
- Bunny Lucifer
- Squirrel Dean
- Moose Sam
- because of course
- Lucifer has a perfect family
- Autumn
- Castiel and Gabriel are awesome little brothers
- and Michael is the best big brother ever
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Dean thinks that God was probably crazy when he had His children
- He was probably just a little drunk
- That explains platipi at least
- Sick Fic
- Sick Michael
- Sick Lucifer
- Sick Sam
- Sick Adam
- Sick Castiel
- Sick Gabriel
- Angels get colds
- Body Sharing
- Lucifer is a big baby
- Dean is Not Amused
- Well maybe a little
- Sleepy Dean
- Bathing/Washing
- Bath Sex
- Ducks
- Sam Taking a Bath
- Dean adopts a family of ducks
- They're his children
- Moose
- Lucifer probably shouldn't be allowed to drive
- especially when he has a moose in the back seat of a two door car
- shhh it's bigger on the inside
- Brother Feels
- Gabriel watches Star Trek
- Michael likes princess movies
- Lucifer is friends with the Queen
- And Cas loves all of them
- Also a random dog
- Three random dogs
- POV First Person
- Adam is having one of those days
- it's totally michael's fault
- Winchester Style
- Poor Adam
- time outs
- Regression
- Caregiver Dean
- Caregiver Castiel
- Adorable Gabriel
- SUCH FLUFF
- halos
- Angels have strange halos
- Michael has a chipmunk named halo
- the chipmunk has a halo
- Michael just calls it the glowy thingy
- Lucifer's halo is a hedgehog
- Gabriel's is a chinchilla
- Castiel's is a gecko
- that's basically the entire story
- Dialogue-Only
- Dean-Centric
- Dean is a manly man
- that lasted all of sixteen minutes and thirty-eight seconds
- Valentine's Day
- Pink - Freeform
- Everything is Pink
- So Pink
- Puce to be specific
- Marie Antoinette would be an awesome ghost
- Confused Michael
- Dean is so sappy
- it's adorable
- Lucifer and Dean play Would You Rather
- Lucifer isn't very good at it
- but that's okay
- he's gonna get cuddled anyway
- Lucifer is naughty
- Adam sort of likes it
- Michael blushes
- He's also a pampered little puppy
- Lucifer doesn't mind
- much - Freeform
- Naked Lucifer
- Dean has no mouth filter
- Lucifer wants cuddles
- naked cuddles
- He is basically just an overgrown kitten
- Cas is jealous
- Gabriel thinks he's the narrator of a nature documentary
- Blue Screens of Death
- Sleepy Cuddles
- Pack Cuddles
- Cuddly Dean
- Basically just all kinds of cuddles
- Silly Fights
- Domestic
- Birthday
- Surprise Party
- Light Angst
- Happy Birthday Song
- Rubber Ducks
- Collecting Things
- Naming Ducks
- The Family Business
- Michael is a giant girl
- But that's okay because ducks
- Doctor Sexy M.D.
- Gabriel and Dean are fans
- rated for language
- And Doctor Sexy's Sexiness
- Fashion Disasters
- Gabriel tries out a loud new style
- Gabriel is adorable
- And Michael is awesome
- Fezzes are cool and you know it
- Lucifer is basically just a cat
- Michael thinks it's adorable
- because it is
- Sam doesn't like peaches
- Michael needs to baby someone every once in a while
- It's Sam's turn
- Sam in a bib
- Sam REALLY doesn't want to be fed
- too bad
- Tornadoes
- Shy Lucifer
- Nest Cuddles
- Cas is a cutie
- cooking disasters
- Cas bakes a pie
- or tries to anyway
- Cas makes a mess
- Adam helps him fix it
- Fishing
- Michael and Lucifer are really sweet
- Texting
- Sexting
- Group Messages
- Michael just wants to cuddle
- Dean has a dirty mind
- Gabriel is easily distracted
- Birds
- Switzerland
- Bird Feeding
- Pointless fluff
- Pumpkin Carving
- fall - Freeform
- Michael still hasn't figured out what a child is
- Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
- Cas is a Happy Cas
- Cutie Pie Cas
- Cake
- Birthday Fluff
- Birthday Cake
- Adam's Birthday
- Also cake
- So Much Cake
- Cas is a bad singer
- also an image!
- Lucifer is a cat
- Or he might as well be
- also a goat
- Dean knows this is a bad idea
- Somehow he agrees anyway
- Switching Husbands
- Only for a night
- It still ends badly
- Like being eaten by a goat badly
- Dean in duck slippers
- Sam's Hair
- Sexy Lucifer
- Cute Castiel
- Gabriel could work for the BBC
- Documentaries
- Michael plays with dolls
- Lucifer wants to play too
- super fluff
- Christmas Presents
- Date Night
- Mac n' Cheese
- Romantic Music
- Daises are so romantic
- Implied Sexual Content
- Post-Coital Cuddling
- Cas is in love with a toaster
- Lucifer Being a Dick
- Dean is So Done
- Adam still kind of wants toast
- Holy Grail
- of Blankets
- Gas-N-Sip
- Michael is well off
- Adam really likes birds
- Cas in a purple cape
- Cas is a superhero
- and his number one power is being adorable
- okay maybe a little bit
- Lucifer doesn't like cupcakes
- Gabriel is heartbroken
- Sibling Rivalry
- Cas steals gabriel's donut
- Then calls him short
- Then Sam comes along and makes them both feel short
- Cas isn't very Cas-like in this
- that's because Gabriel brings out the worst in him
- Ice Cream
- Hotdog Stands
- Gabriel thinks he's clever
- Lucifer gets mooned by a pigeon
- Gabriel has a hissy fit
- Michael has a hissy fit right back at him
- Michael gets played
- Lucifer has a good idea
- A good idea involving orange ferrets
- Cas has a better idea
- A better idea involving giving out vegetables on Halloween
- Michael is the Door Captain
- Too bad no one shows up
- I mean they do live in a haunted bunker
- There is one dude in a furry suit
- Drunk Sex
- Adam is an angel
- Neighbors
- Sunday Dinner
- Men of Letters Bunker
- Michael REALLY loves his Lulu
- Christmas Tree Michael
- Tinsel where no tinsel should go
- Christmas Decorations
- Love Notes
- Origami
- Michael and Lucifer being sweet
- Michael is trying to do something
- And Lucifer keeps blowing him love notes
- Lulu loves his Mika SO much
- Kisses and Cuddles
- Lucifer has a dog on his head
- Her name is Queen Priscilla the Second
- She is Lucifer's true queen
- Candy and kisses
- Tickle Fights
- The Magic Words aren't String Cheese
- But Cas is hungry
- Loves Me Not
- The Internet Lies
- So do flowers
- Shakespearean Sonnets
- Lucifer likes it when Sam quotes Shakespeare
- Mild Language
- Recipes
- Post-it Notes
- sticky notes
- Cas tries to label the cat
- the cat does not appreciate that
- Castiel is a sweet talker
- Dean wuvs hugs
- Cute Dean
- Flower Crowns
- Competition
- Fall Fun
- APPLE CIDER
- Star Gazing
- meteor showers
- Wishes
- Flocks
- Dean pities turtledoves
- Massage
- Open Relationships
- Insecure Michael
- Reassuring Adam
- Fluffy Ending
- Pajamas & Sleepwear
- Sharing Clothes
- going to bed
- Tattoos
- Tattooed Castiel
- Interrupted Sex
- mood killers
- Shoes
- shoelaces
- Kind Dean
- Big Brother Dean
- Shadow Puppets
- Michael is a Happy Drunk
- Sleepy Michael
- Silly Cas
- Cas and his bees
- Poor Dean
- Adam is So Done
- Michael is so holy
- Like Swiss cheese
- Couples Costumes
- Michael is so in love
- Slow kissing
- Seasons
- Snow Angels
- Snow
- Snowball Fight
- Mika is a wrecking ball
- Cas doesn't want to start a war
- Original Character(s)
- Lucifer paints every green thing on his block purple
- Michael can explain
- Michael is Lucifer's huggy bear
- Gabriel is Afraid of the Dark
- Nightlights
- Dessert for Dinner
- Purring Castiel
- Baby Angel Castiel
- Strange Nicknames
- Adam is Michael's strawberry cookie
- And his baby bat
- silly fluff
- also an octopus
- Hot Chocolate
- Michael keeps poking Dean
- Hamsters
- Anniversary
- Sunrises
- Mika is so smooth
- John Winchester's A+ Parenting
- Not-so Drunken Confessions
- Cars
- A Dog Car to be specific
- Sam uses God's name in vain
- Lucifer responds by using Jesus' name in vain
- Baby
- Sam's Bitchface
- Dean the Manly Man
- Sleepovers
- Dean Says Yes
- To Lucifer
- Nightmares
- Monopoly (Board Game) - Freeform
- SO MUCH FLUFF
- Wingfic
- It's Lucifer's birthday
- Birthday Presents
- Coffee
- lots of coffee
- Gabriel should have his credit card taken away
- Tea Parties
- Made for Each Other
- Little Brother Adam
- Lucifer's Cage
- Interior Decorating
- Pudding
- Police officers
- petty crimes
- Thief Gabriel
- Candy
- Chocolate
- Gabriel thinks humans are stupid
- Quantum Mechanics
- The Universe is Really Made Up of Jello
- Virgin Mary - Freeform
- Jesus - Freeform
- Michael doesn't have anything against virgins
- Dean doesn't want to hear this
- lucky for him it's a beautiful day outside
- Adorable Midam
- Pouting Dean
- Manly Dean
- Gabriel has a strange to-do list
- Bunker History
- Gabriel will get around to writing it one day
- Shy Michael
- Stuttering
- Sex Toys
- Cas and Dean buy a giant purple dildo
- its name is jesus in case you were wondering
- Michael has the wrong idea
- Michael takes care of them
- Camping
- S'mores
- archangel powers
- Mika makes everything better
- References to ABBA
- Lyrics from ABBA
- Lucifer's socks
- Lucifer's Fall
- Forgiveness
- Cas is a steak stealer
- Time Travel
- Bugs & Insects
- Giant Bugs
- really giant bugs
- there should be a warning for giant bugs
- everyone else is though
- Specifically candy sandwiches
- Lucifer is grossed out
- so is everyone else
- To Mars
- sloths
- Sloth babies
- Michael's sloth babies
- Morning Cuddles
- Platonic Cuddling
- Lots of cuddles
- Little Spoon Castiel
- Sleepiness
- gabriel writes a story
- about elves
- and other things
- Family Feels
- Tickling
- Chuck is God
- donald trump - Freeform
- or rather ronald frump
- 2016 US Presidential Election
- Elections
- Politics
- You've been warned
- Truth Spells
- Panic Attacks
- Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
- Comfort
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Flashbacks
- Hurt Lucifer
- Poor Lucifer
- Michael makes it all better
- Triggers
- Dogs
- Doggy Style
- Not really but I couldn't resist
- Officer Good - Freeform
- Lazy Mornings
- Eurovision
- Ronald Frump is confused
- so confused
- Warning: Donald Trump
- Anti-Donald Trump
- the color orange
- and its glory
- Surprise Ending
- Five Years Later
- I can't believe it's over
- Shenanigans
- I am weeping over my keyboard
- not really - Freeform
- everyone lives happily ever after
- Adam Milligan is Not Forgotten
- Adam Milligan is a Winchester
- The Winchester-Milligan Family
- bunker family
Summary
Just your average 199-part crack/fluff series with a side of plot.
Starring Michael, Lucifer, Gabriel, Castiel, Dean, Sam, Adam, a missionary named Bob, the long-suffering Officer Good, many nameless dogs, one cat with several names, and a family of ducks. What could go wrong?
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- 197
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- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Rape/Non-Con
- Underage Sex
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
- Jaskier | Dandelion/Other(s)
- Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
- Eskel/Jaskier | Dandelion
- Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach/Jaskier | Dandelion
- Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
- Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher)
- Triss Merigold/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
- Jaskier | Dandelion & Priscilla
- Priscilla (The Witcher)/Dragonfly (The Witcher)
- Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
- Jaskier | Dandelion & Radowid V Srogi | Radovid V the Stern
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
- Jaskier | Dandelion
- Vizimir II (The Witcher)
- Sigismund Dijkstra
- Rience (The Witcher)
- Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach
- Eskel (The Witcher)
- Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
- Triss Merigold
- Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon
- Lambert (The Witcher)
- Aiden (The Witcher)
- Vesemir (The Witcher)
- Gweld (The Witcher)
- Witcher Aubry (The Witcher)
- Jaskier | Dandelion's Mother
- Jaskier | Dandelion's Father
- Priscilla (The Witcher)
- Radowid V Srogi | Radovid V the Stern
- Philippa Eilhart
- Temporary Amnesia
- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
- Drugged Sex
- Non-Consensual Drug Use
- Past Rape/Non-con
- Non-Linear Narrative
- Don't worry
- Jaskier's confused too
- Overdosing
- Slow Burn
- If I Can Pace Myself
- Whipping
- Burns
- Torture
- Aftermath of Torture
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Happy Ending
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Eventual Happy Ending
- Other Additional Tags to Be Added
- Inspired by The Accidental Warlord and His Pack Series - inexplicifics
- Voyeurism
- Attempted Rape/Non-Con
- Injury
- Undercover
- Jaskier | Dandelion is the Sandpiper
- Rape Recovery
- Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
- Underage Rape/Non-con
- Past Character Death
- Permanent Injury
- Haunting
- Ghosts
- Enemies to Lovers
- Friends to Lovers
- Established Relationship
- Temporary Character Death
- Fantasy Politics
- why was that not a tag
- Warlord Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
- Talk of Suicide
- none in the story
- Magic
- Blackmail
- Secrets
- Secret Identity
- Protective Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
- Hurt/Comfort
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Work in Progress
- Good Radovid
- Minor Character Death
- Castration
- but of a villain
- Stabbing
Summary
A series of standalone warlord fics with Geralt/Eskel/Jaskier as the main pairing, and a heavy emphasis on trauma and healing
- Words:
- 233,789
- Works:
- 3
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- 150
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Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
- Jaskier | Dandelion
- Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon
- Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
- Renfri | Shrike (The Witcher)
- Lambert (The Witcher)
- Eskel (The Witcher)
- Vesemir (The Witcher)
- Alternate Universe - Reincarnation
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Feelings
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Loves Jaskier | Dandelion
- Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
- Mutual Pining
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Hurt/Comfort
- Slow Burn
- ish
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Pre-Canon
- Immortal Jaskier | Dandelion
- Jaskier | Dandelion Has a Past
- Established Relationship
- geralt has reasons for being the way he is
Summary
Geralt promises himself that this time he won't fall in love with him. This time he will walk away and let him live his life in peace. This time he won’t die because of him.
He’s never been good at keeping promises.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 236,661
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Comments:
- 1,531
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Bookmarked by Dark_hairedmen
12 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I think this is the best Witcher fic I’ve ever read
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I got love livin’ in these bones by vixxer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 Dec 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Jaskier | Dandelion & Lambert
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
- (implied but very ambiguous)
- Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher)
- Jaskier | Dandelion/Lambert
- (slightly implied but very minor it’s more potential for it in the future)
- Jaskier | Dandelion
- Lambert (The Witcher)
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
- he doesn’t play much of a speaking role but he’s very heavily present in Jaskier’s thoughts
- Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
- ciri and the general witcher crew are background but don’t have speaking roles
- Canon Compliant
- Canonical Character Death
- by which I mean dead Eskel and Aiden
- Angst
- Hurt/Comfort
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Grief/Mourning
- Not quite a happy ending but an improved and hopeful one
- Implied/Referenced Torture
- fairly detailed description of Jaskier’s burns and how he got them but no torture in the fic
- Jaskier | Dandelion is the Sandpiper
- Jaskier | Dandelion Whump
- Post-Episode: s01e06 Rare Species (The Witcher TV)
- Game-Canon Lambert (The Witcher)
- Both Jaskier and Lambert are having a terrible time but having a friend makes it better
- Post-Season/Series 02
- no beta we die like impatient fools
Summary
Two lonely people bump into one another on the road. It’s doesn’t mean much in the grand scheme of things. The same two lonely people bump into one another in Kaer Morhen. It means a great deal more than either of them is willing to admit.
“I’m Lambert.”
“Of course you are,” was Jaskier’s immediate response.
Lambert cocked an eyebrow, the one with a long scar running through it. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Eskel wouldn’t have acted like he was considering killing me, for one.”
and
“It’s a salve for your hands.”
“Why would a witcher keep have burn salve meant for humans?” It wasn’t a challenge, but the question wasn’t entirely innocent either. None of Cirilla’s training put her at risk of burns and any remaining pain from Yennefer’s burns from Sodden could be dealt with via her newly returned chaos. This wasn’t something made for either of them being repurposed.
“It wouldn’t,” the man said bluntly. “I found the recipe in a book and made it.” He shrugged lightly, like it was nothing. Like it wasn’t more than anyone had done for Jaskier since Yennefer saved him from the burning hands of another mage. “I’ve got a penchant for alchemy, it should work.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,790
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 92
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- 1,586
- Bookmarks:
- 352
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Bookmarked by Dark_hairedmen
11 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I don’t really know what to say. This was beautiful
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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by inexplicifics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
- Explicit, General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences, Mature
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex
- M/M, Gen, F/M, Other, Multi, F/F
- Series in Progress
01 May 2026
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Rape/Non-Con
- Underage Sex
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
- Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Jaskier | Dandelion
- Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
- Jaskier | Dandelion & Triss Merigold
- Eskel & Jaskier | Dandelion
- Eskel & Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
- Jaskier | Dandelion & Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
- Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Eskel
- Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg & Eskel
- Jaskier | Dandelion & Lambert
- Jaskier | Dandelion & Original Female Character(s)
- Lambert (The Witcher)/Milena de Roggeven (Accidental Warlord Series - inexplicifics)
- Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg & Original Female Character(s)
- Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Original Female Character(s)
- Triss Merigold & Original Female Character(s)
- Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Vesemir
- Auckes (The Witcher)/Original Female Character
- Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
- Eskel/Jaskier | Dandelion
- Egan | Auckes/Original Female Character
- Aiden & Lambert (The Witcher)
- Aiden (The Witcher) & Original Female Character
- Letho z Gulety | Letho of Gulet & Original Character(s)
- Jaskier | Dandelion & Aubry (Witcher)
- Lambert (The Witcher) & Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
- Witcher Aubry & Jaskier | Dandelion
- Witcher Aubry & Lambert (The Witcher)
- Vesemir (The Witcher) & Guxart (The Witcher)
- Eskel & Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Original Female Character(s)
- Jaskier | Dandelion & Original Character(s)
- Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Original Character(s)
- Gweld (The Witcher)/Serrit (The Witcher)
- Ważka | Dragonfly/Original Female Character
- Jaskier | Dandelion & Aubry (The Witcher)
- Gweld/Serrit (The Witcher)
- Egan | Auckes (The Witcher)/Original Female Character(s)
- Geralt/Eskel/Jaskier (mentioned)
- Pavetta (The Witcher)/Crach an Craite
- Treyse & Original Female Character
- Original Male Character/Original Female Character
- Calanthe Fiona Riannon/Eist Tuirseach
- Letho z Gulety | Letho of Gulet & Original Male Character
- Aren & his pride
- Aren & Esra
- Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Pavetta (The Witcher)
- Calanthe Fiona Riannon & Pavetta
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Pavetta
- Cedric (The Witcher)/Axel (The Witcher)
- Cedric (The Witcher) & Axel (The Witcher) & Aiden (The Witcher)
- Renfri & Original Male Character
- Renfri & Coen
- Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Renfri
- Original Female Character(s)/Original Male Character(s)
- Aiden (The Witcher)/Original Male Character(s)
- Ważka | Dragonfly (The Witcher)/Original Female Character(s)
- Original male character(s) & Original female character(s)
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Lambert
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Morvran Voorhis
- Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach & Morvran Voorhis
- Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Morvran Voorhis
- Fringilla Vigo & Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
- Bertram Tauler | Jad Karadin & Vilgefortz of Roggeveen
- Jaskier | Dandelion
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
- Eskel (The Witcher)
- Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
- Lambert (The Witcher)
- Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon
- Triss Merigold
- Vesemir (The Witcher)
- Original Female Character(s)
- assorted Witchers
- Milena de Roggeven (Accidental Warlord Series - inexplicifics)
- Aubry
- Original Male Character(s)
- background Jaskier | Dandelion/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
- Letho z Gulety | Letho of Gulet
- Witcher Aubry (The Witcher)
- Coen
- Dara (The Witcher)
- Filavandrel aén Fidháil
- Assorted OCs
- Priscilla (The Witcher)
- Shani (The Witcher)
- Egan | Auckes (The Witcher)
- Zofia
- Milena de Roggeven
- Aiden (The Witcher)
- Cedric (The Witcher)
- Axel (The Witcher)
- Original Animal Character(s)
- Serrit (The Witcher)
- Guxart (The Witcher)
- Emhyr var Emreis
- Gweld (The Witcher)
- Ealdred (The Witcher)
- Kolgrim (The Witcher)
- Ważka | Dragonfly (The Witcher)
- Rennes (The Witcher)
- Yaevinn (The Witcher)
- Merten (The Witcher)
- Stefan the Crane (The Witcher)
- Treyse (The Witcher)
- Keldar (The Witcher)
- Ivar Evil-Eye (The Witcher)
- Original Witcher Character(s)
- Jan Kelner
- Julita Kelner
- Pavetta (The Witcher)
- Crach an Craite
- Cormac (The Witcher)
- Gaetan (The Witcher)
- Calanthe Fiona Riannon
- Eist Tuirseach
- Barmin (The Witcher)
- Iwo z Belhaven | Ivo of Belhaven
- Junod of Belhaven (The Witcher)
- Ensemble
- Cerys an Craite
- Gardis (The Witcher)
- Kiyan (The Witcher)
- Witcher Cedric (The Witcher)
- Renfri (The Witcher)
- Aridea (The Witcher)
- Fredefalk (The Witcher)
- Stregobor (The Witcher)
- Coën (The Witcher)
- Original Dwarf Character(s)
- Vernon Roche
- Original Non-Binary Character
- Jan Kelner (The Accidental Warlord & His Pack - inexplicifics)
- Maja the Mantikitten (The Accidental Warlord & His Pack - inexplicifics)
- Morvran Voorhis
- Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach
- Peter Evertsen
- Original Characters
- Fringilla Vigo
- Bertram Tauler | Jad Karadin
- Vilgefortz of Roggeveen
- Aleksander of Velen (Accidental Warlord Series - inexplicifics)
- Perignon of Ban Ard
- Istredd (The Witcher)
- Jochen Brandt (The Witcher)
- assorted mages
- Alternate Universe
- Timeline What Timeline
- Enemies to Friends to Lovers
- sort of anyhow
- Singing
- Bathing/Washing
- Endearments
- Slow Burn
- Pining
- Explicit Consent
- Found Family
- Kaer Morhen's Fanon Hot Springs (The Witcher)
- Character Study
- Fluff and Smut
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Courtship
- Lust Potion/Spell
- Stabbing
- Healing
- Introspection
- Loyalty
- Flirting
- Fluff
- Menstruation
- Poetry
- Sparring
- POV Alternating
- Swearing
- Mutual Pining
- Requited Unrequited Love
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Travel
- Eskel needs a hug
- And Gets One
- Polyamory Negotiations
- Friends to Lovers
- Angst
- Minor Character Death
- Hopeful Ending
- Child Death
- The Witcher Trials Are Horrific
- Kidnapping
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Original Character Death(s)
- Grief/Mourning
- Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
- Families of Choice
- Sister-Sister Relationship
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- POV Multiple
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Kissing
- Multiple Orgasms
- Oral Sex
- Vaginal Sex
- Enthusiastic Consent
- Massage
- Intercrural Sex
- Semi-Public Sex
- Fisting
- Overstimulation
- Sex Toys
- Friendship
- Daggers
- Cats
- POV Animal
- Uncle-Niece Relationship
- Age Regression/De-Aging
- Fluff and Angst
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Past Child Abuse
- Witcher Trials Are Terrible
- Witcher Training Is Terrible
- Aubry Is A Good Brother
- Angst and Feels
- Worry
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- The Trials Are Horrible
- Conversations
- Drunkenness
- Guilt
- Major Character Injury
- Betrayal
- Anger
- Smut
- Growing Up
- Missing Scene
- Aftermath of Violence
- Royalty
- Trans Female Character
- Gender Dysphoria
- Transformation
- Misgendering
- Drinking
- Drawing
- Strangers to Lovers
- Injury Recovery
- Panic Attacks
- Memories
- Love Confessions
- Literal Sleeping Together
- Sex
- Feelings Realization
- Hijinks & Shenanigans
- Alcohol
- Games
- Sexually Transmitted Immortality
- Fluff and Humor
- Magic
- Culture Shock
- Misunderstandings
- Halloween
- Storytelling
- mentioned child death
- Witcher Trials
- Adopted Children
- Faked Suicide
- Secret Identity
- Asexual Character
- Spies & Secret Agents
- Family
- Theatre
- Ficlet Collection
- Humor
- Babies
- Dreams and Nightmares
- Acrobatics
- Minor Injuries
- Drinking & Talking
- Puzzles
- Winter Solstice
- Past Torture
- Politics
- descriptions of canon-typical violence
- Libraries
- Family Feels
- Secrets
- Fake Character Death
- floods
- Natural Disasters
- Rescue Missions
- I Shook A Witcher And Intergenerational Trauma Fell Out (The Witcher)
- Devotion
- Emotional/Psychological Abuse
- Emotional Manipulation
- Child Neglect
- Attempted Sexual Assault
- Abandonment
- War Crimes
- Stregobor Being an Asshole (The Witcher)
- Justice
- Identity Reveal
- Names
- Self-Defense
- Fix-It
- Aftermath
- Surprises
- Canon-Typical Monster Hunting
- Arranged Marriage
- Strangers to Friends to Lovers
- Political Alliances
- Sibling Love
- Period-Typical Homophobia
- Dancing
- Wiedźmin | The Witcher-Typical Bathing
- Anxiety
- Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
- Explicit Sexual Content
- Sharing a Bed
- Self-Esteem Issues
- Language of Flowers
- Choices
- Past Canon-Typical Violence
- Negotiations
- Ethics
- Diplomacy
- Sexual Content
- discussion of slavery
- Nilfgaard (The Witcher)
- Coming Out
- Developing Friendships
- Pregnancy
- Childbirth
- Domestic Fluff
- Father-Daughter Relationship
- The Law of Surprise (The Witcher)
- Child of Surprise (The Witcher)
- Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Uses His Words
- Trial Of The Grasses (The Witcher)
- planning for the future
- Government
- Mind Control
- Mages
- Exile
- Bad Parenting
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Poison
- Duty
- Plague
Summary
For a timeline, list of characters, chronological reading order, and various notes on this AU, please check out the Accidental Warlord Supplements. If you want to join the Discord server, come on in!
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