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Ilya Rozanov’s husband sends him to the grocery store for basil under a time constraint.
Unfortunately, Ilya grabs the first shirt he finds in Shane Hollander’s closet.
Unfortunately, the shirt says HOLLANDER 24 on the back.
Unfortunately, someone on hockey Twitter notices.Or: Ilya Rozanov accidentally outs his secret relationship with Shane Hollander while buying groceries.
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10 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov doesn’t post. Except, apparently, when he’s in bed, in love and his husband is on top of him with Anya beside them
The internet and his teammates have questions that Ilya doesn't want to answer.
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Ilya post a picture on Instagram of Shane sleeping on top of him and became trending topic on twitter.Bookmarked by Cynical716
10 Apr 2026
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Ottawa Centaurs - The Mockumentary by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time'
“What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya.
“I want to eat him,”
Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face.
“Like...sexually or...literally?
Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard.
“Yes,”
Haas looked into the camera in utter fear.
Alternatively, The Office Fic
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18 Jan 2026
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He’s already in the room, shutting the door behind himself as quietly as he can before he realises that not only is there someone other than Shane in the room, but there are three someones other than Shane.
And, as if he hasn’t already fucked up spectacularly, the someones happen to be the Hollanders and Hayden fucking Pike.
// or; Ilya visits Shane in the hospital and meets his parents. He's traumatized and grieving, everything hurts, and Shane takes after his mother.
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15 Jan 2026
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Alex always knew his curiosity and impulsiveness would get him into trouble. It got him tangled up with MI6, after all. He hadn't expected it to land him in the middle of SCORPIA as Yassen Gregorovich's apprentice. No pairings, AU after Skeleton Key.
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13 Jul 2024
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Also, Buck kinda loves it. He loves being blanketed by Tommy’s huge, warm chest. He loves when Tommy rides him, big thighs straddling Buck’s hips, perfect for him to grab. He loves sucking dick just as much as he loved eating pussy.
He just—okay. He’s not complaining. Sex with Tommy is addictive. He just wishes—
The sweat on Tommy’s brow as he ran around the basketball court. The way his shoulders felt, solid and unforgiving, when they bumped into Buck’s. The way he sometimes crowds Buck against the door, like he might do something more than kiss him slow and tender.
It’s not often that Buck gets the opportunity to feel small. And, sure, he likes the aspects of smallness that he’s been given so far—the being held, the big hands on his waist, the way Tommy covers almost all of Buck when he tops—but he wants more. He wants to feel small in other ways.
But he’s not sure how to ask.
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16 Apr 2024
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How To Build A Triangle (or accidentally fall headlong into one, or whatever the fuck) by SquaresAreNotCircles
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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“Brutally honest,” Jamie says, as if he’s still trying to get the point across. “No more secrets.”
Roy stares at him. “Yes. I know what words mean.”
“Okay,” Jamie says, and then he says, “I talked to Keeley about maybe being bisexual because that night we fought over her I wasn’t just jealous about her.”
Or: Roy Kent finds himself in a situation. Fuck everyone, and Jamie Tartt in particular (gently, on soft sheets, all night long – ugh).
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04 Apr 2024
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1 - 20 of 586 Works in Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
Roy and Jamie separately learn about the existence of footballer RPF and proceed to be completely, utterly, 100% normal about it.
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29 Mar 2024
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Apparently this isn’t some fantasy scenario Keeley has dreamed up, and Roy is on board with the whole threesome thing. Jamie doesn’t need any more encouragement before saying yes to sex with two of the hottest people he knows.
How the fuck do you cope with the beard. It’s so scratchy. Hate to think how raw you are down there.
Keeley doesn’t take long to reply to his text.Shut up! Heard the second conversation went better than the first? 😏👨❤️💋👨
In the first week back of pre-season training, Jamie’s misstep at the funeral finally comes back to bite him. Or does it? When Keeley and Roy approach him with a very unexpected offer — an invite into their bed — Jamie isn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth, even if he wishes it was more than just sex.
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- Part 1 of thats what i want
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29 Mar 2024
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Breaking News! Brucie Wayne Getting Cozy With Crime? by elluv_asun
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
28 Feb 2024
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Prompt: Bruce Wayne publicly adopts the crime lord Red Hood. The city is confused, but now that they're looking closer, the guy actually doesn't seem that bad...Or maybe he is.
Bonus: A shot of him without his helmet or a personal conversation between the two leaksStory told through a multitude of perspectives. Bruce Wayne accidentally publicly adopts the Red Hood while the other kids are out of town.
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- Part 2 of Jason and His Boys
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03 Mar 2024
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a cup of kindness (and let it set you free) by leavesofgreen
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
26 Feb 2024
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Jason just wanted to party all night and forget about the world, but when he stumbles across a baby bird far from his nest, all of his plans go awry.
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02 Mar 2024
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As far as the rest of the world is concerned, Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin is a registered Dominant. It's on his driver's licence. It's on his National Insurance card. Hell, it's even on his bloomin' GCSE certificates. And the fact that it's all a load of bollocks is a secret Eggsy had intended to take to his grave.
Course, he hadn't been expectin' a bloody sub-drop to sweep in and knock him on his arse in the wake of the Valentine Massacre. Turns out grief and adrenaline ain't a good combination.
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26 Feb 2024
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Take Care of Business by TheResurrectionist for batwayneman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
10 Mar 2017
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Summary: Bruce has a conference call with Wayne Enterprises. Having it at the Manor was, in hindsight, a really shitty idea.
“I don’t have your phone!”
The two boys began trading hits, yelling at the top of their lungs. Bruce turned back to the webcam just as Damian leapt on top of Tim’s back, a high-pitched battle cry torn from his lips.
“Mr. Hodges,” he said cheerfully, unflinching as Tim threw Damian into the wet bar sink. “Have you had a chance to examine the chart I pointed out?”
Inspired by this viral video and Batwayneman’s post on tumblr.
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12 Dec 2023
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"And you, Bonnet," Izzy shouted, "you have the fucking gall to tolerate their disobedience as if this ship will just magically run itself! And you have the godforsaken nerve to tell me off for keeping us all afloat, you fucker, you bastard, you goddamn–"
Izzy deflated, like a balloon which had run out of air. His eyes flickered to Ed, something like panic flashing across his face, before he turned back to Stede. Surprisingly, the panic did not lessen.
Stede, arms folded, simply raised an eyebrow. In his best stern voice, the one he'd used whenever Alma was being particularly stubborn, he addressed Izzy.
"Are you done?"
In which Stede accidentally soft-doms Izzy; Edward solves his identity crisis; Izzy gets valued and panics about it; Stede invents aftercare; Ed learns to talk about things and Izzy experiences A Positive EmotionTM.
Meanwhile, the crew only cares about workshops.
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13 Nov 2023
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The beautiful, leather-clad man’s mouth twitches in amusement. “Right. Well, in that case- my first mate and I saw you from across the bar-“ he cuts off, his eyes falling to the boot on top of the counter. “Were you trying to sell the bartender your shoe?”
“No,” Frenchie lies.
Or the one where Frenchie gets picked up in a bar.
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11 Nov 2023
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Mary Bonnet spends less than one (1) day on the ocean, and is immediately beset by pirates.
Turns out, she's about to learn a few things...
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30 Oct 2023
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It's a bunch of roughnecks and pirates, going by the tattoos he can see, all crowding around the table and joking between themselves. All their attention seems to be pinned on a man in the middle.
It's Lucius.
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During an attempt to get drunk on shore leave, Izzy finds Lucius in a horrible situation. And even though he swears he hates the boy, he can't just leave him to fend for himself.
Izzy's willing to go to startling lengths for the boy, though he pretends it's just because he misses the bloodshed.Bookmarked by Cynical716
27 Oct 2023
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A Fine Marriage by LaughingandCrying for puzzle_peace
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Nov 2022
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Prompt: To write a mash up of my two universes - ‘earned fine things’ and ‘Izzy mates for life’.
Izzy’s always been a stickler for following a schedule and Bonnets whims are ruining it. After a crew mate is badly hurt, Izzy needs to reveal his longest kept secret if the man stands a chance.
He’s been married for years…and his home is not too far away…
Note: ‘Fine things’ happened years ago with a different crew, and Izzy knew Sam had faked his death.
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24 Oct 2023
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Izzy Hands thought his life was ending when Blackbeard banished him. With no ship and no captain to serve, he was ready to just drink his misery away. Then he met with Sam Bellamy who offered him a chance to sail with The Last Voyage as his first mate.
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- Part 1 of The Last Voyage
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23 Oct 2023
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nobody is perfect [until you fall in love with them] by Potrix
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Nov 2022
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“You, uh.” Stede hesitates, not sure how, exactly, to phrase what he wants to ask. “How do you know a Portuguese prison guard, then?”
Izzy shrugs. “I get around.”
[Five times Stede witnesses people reacting particularly curiously to Izzy, plus the one time he finds out what other skill Izzy is known for across the seven seas. Or, as Ed puts it: “Izzy’s been leaving a string of broken hearts and aching dicks all across the Caribbean for the last twenty-odd years.”]
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21 Oct 2023