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  1. Public Bookmark 94

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    Starscream’s optics flick up, sharp and piercing, scanning the room for the first time.

    They land on Jazz.

    Jazz keeps his posture rigid, blank, obedient. He’s been under Optimus Prime’s gaze, under Prowl's, under far more respectable mechs than Starscream; he knows how to hold steady under scrutiny.

    Starscream’s stare is… Different.

    Calculating. Predatory. Uncomfortably sharp, like a dagger pressed under his chin.

    “You.” Starscream says, pointing with the mug. “New.”

    Jazz snaps a salute a half-klik faster than regulation.

    “Yes, sir. Adagio, sir.”

    “I didn’t ask.” Starscream sneers.

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    Jazz goes undercover in the decepticon ranks. He learns more about Starscream and Megatron than he'd intended.

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    25 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    Jazz expects his new promotion to Autobot Chief Tactician to come with some stress and growing pains.

    Playing phone tag with an infuriatingly hard-to-track-down SpecOps Commander who hides behind email chains and faceless reports, however, was not on that list.

    How can Optimus Prime expect him to strategise if he's constantly wasting his time with this obnoxious, paranoid, mysterious spawn of the Unmaker?

    But at least he has his new buddy Prowl to vent to!

    … Right?

    OR: J/P Role Reversal with a side of shenanigans

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    30 Apr 2026

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    The Kaiju that have been periodically invading Earth are showing up from somewhere within the Solar System; it's Jazz's job to investigate.

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    Mecha Pilot Jazz AU where the MDPP decided that hooking Jazz up with a thousand sensors in the form of little wings on Bebop's back and launching him into space will be a good idea. It is not.

    They forgot the translator.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Prowl was created to serve the Prime. It does not matter which Prime. However, over the years, people have lost track of the Primal Drone, and no one thinks to look twice at quiet, competent Chief of Staff Prowl.

    Until Meister is given a mission by the Decepticons to assassinate Prowl, and makes a fascinating discovery.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    He was just walking home from work and got deactivated in an accident. Now he's in his favorite novel as the protagonist's petty insecure brother. And he's supposed to die mid-story?! No way!

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    27 Mar 2026