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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    In space, no one can hear you dirty talking your AI boyfriend who's manufactured personality is later taken on by a light being that abducts you and does things to you.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    It's not the worst thing Cliff's ever done, by far, but he wouldn't exactly say he's proud of it either. It's surprisingly easy to get the number from Roz's phone, despite it being practically glued to his hand all the time. But 8 shots and 3 beers will do that to a man, Cliff supposes - even a Russian one.

    He's doing this for Roz, and for the team. Sure, the boys had probably been joking when they'd mentioned going "straight to source" to solve The Montreal Jane Problem, but the last 6 weeks had been frankly unbearable. He wasn't sure what exactly Roz had done, but it had to be fixable. They'd been texting for years, for christ's sake. Undoubtedly messy and unconventional, but clearly this Jane was way more important than Roz was willing to admit. Maybe even to himself.

    Maybe that was the problem.
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    (Or, Cliff starts texting "Jane" before the 2017 All Star Game, and things sort of go from there.)

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    22 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 83

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    Ilya looks directly at blue eyes identical to his own—so intimately familiar and somehow also dazedly distinct—as he tightens his grip and growls into Shane’s ear.

    “We will both fuck you at the same time. Show your current husband and your future husband how desperate you are, how you are made just for us, yes?”

    He can feel Shane shiver underneath his palm, one hand rising up to caress reverently at Ilya’s fingers around his neck, his words trembling and broken into a shallow, breathless rasp.

    “Yes please… Make me take it, Ilya.”

    Or: On July 10th 2025, to celebrate the 15-year anniversary of their first night together, Shane and Ilya re-enact their CCM photoshoot and stay in the exact same hotel at room 1410. When they find a confused, nineteen-year-old Ilya knocking on their door, they proceed to make the best use of him.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Shane sees one too many photos of Ilya with other women and decides if he has to suffer, Ilya does too.

    Enter: thirst traps, questionable decisions, and captions written for an audience of exactly one.

    Ilya absolutely does not handle it well.

     

    Or: Shane weaponizes Twitter, and Ilya falls for it every time.

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    22 Jul 2026