CaptainPeachy

My own Fotograf of a KOFFERFISCH



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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “You refused to take the mandatory swim test,” Mori said suddenly. Chuuya lifted his head up at the sudden topic change. “Are you afraid of water, Chuuya-kun?”

    Chuuya didn’t like where this was going. “No, sir.”

    A small ‘ah’ of understanding left Mori’s mouth. “So just afraid of being submerged then?”

    His heart skipped a beat. “N-no, Mori-san.”

    Mori chuckled. It felt like a death sentence. “Don’t lie to me, Chuuya-kun.”

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    Mori knows Chuuya's worst fears and uses them as punishment.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    The lights are dimmed. A slow, sultry song murmurs through the speakers in hushed Russian whispers. Svetlana is wearing Ilya’s jersey, long and familiar and intimate, and Shane can’t help the way his brain fills in the blanks—how easily it would slide over bare skin.

    It’s clear why she’s here.

    Worse, he knows exactly who she is.

    A name that has come up before, casually, historically. A long-time hookup. A woman Ilya could date publicly if he wanted to. Someone simple. Easy. Soft.

    Nothing like Shane.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    After winning his third cup, Shane deeply regrets not having Ilya come down on the ice with him. Instead, he has Ilya come out to the club afterward for a very public hard launch.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Based on a tumblr post from @notahungrywish, ending with:

    Just Shane casually assuming he'll always have to share and never be enough for Ilya and Ilya horrified to realize just how resigned Shane is to assuming Ilya will never be satisfied with him the way Shane is with Ilya.

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    10 Jun 2026