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“Does Angel Dust tend to nest in his suite?” Alastor asked without preamble.
“Why’re you askin’ me?” Husk asked gruffly, briefly trying to feign ignorance. A single raised brow from Alastor was all it took to squash that recalcitrance out of him, his shoulders and wings dropping. “Yeah, yeah – fine. But why’re you askin’ me now? It ain’t like Angel’s gonna steal his own shit and pretend like it weren’t him. Besides, he ain’t anywhere close to bein’ in heat. It’s not him, boss.”
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Items have been going missing around the hotel. Nothing of any value or consequence - just people's personal effects. Regardless of their importance, Alastor cannot simply stand by and let somebody rob folks in his territory, right under his nose.
He sets out to catch the thief - and picks up a less than useful helper along the way in the form of one miniature monarch - but comes up empty handed. Empty handed, that is, until later that evening.
With his past racing to catch up to him things and quickly spiraling out of his control, he might find that less than useful helper has a use after all.
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- Part 3 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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11 May 2026
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Crimson Lace (is Lucifer’s next step to madness) by pinfeatherss
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Apr 2026
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Their quiet and cozy evening dates in matching pink turtlenecks and warm socks aren’t something unusual anymore, having become somewhat of a routine.
This one, however, has a clear potential for turning into something much more heated, especially when Lucifer finally discovers just what exactly Alastor is wearing beneath the comfy, oversized sweater.
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27 Apr 2026
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Alastor has had many plans for that day, starting with leading a successful radio broadcast and ending with a few glasses of fine rye in his favorite jazz pub, hidden in a small corner of the entertainment district of Pentagram City.
Standing eye to eye with the King of Hell in person is most certainly not a part of them, just like all that happens afterwards, setting into motion a chain of events bound to change everything , not only regarding his own life but also the very core structure of Hell that has been seemingly set in stone for the past ten thousand years. And the worst thing about it is that he seems not to have even an ounce of control over it. Not when the primal instincts take over.
This story has been written for the radioapple Valentine’s week soulmate edition 2026, in a form of one consistent story, containing the event’s prompts.
Set seventy years before the actual show’s timeline, with an alternative meeting between Lucifer and Alastor.
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27 Apr 2026
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Alastor should have registered when he first presented, his name and details added to the list advertising available Omegas throughout the kingdom. At twenty-four, he should’ve been servicing Alphas for six or seven years already.
He wasn’t small or soft or pretty. He was tall, thin, and calloused. After the initial contract for his virginity, he’d become a means to an end for poorer Alphas and spend his next twenty or so years warming their beds until his whelp rearing days passed.
Registering now was the only one way he could make enough money to save his mother.
He just hoped she forgave him for it.
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Omegas, the only secondary gender able to give birth, are a rare and precious resource. As a result, the Crown created the Omega Registry for Alphas to bid on their heats in the hopes of producing an heir. Alastor has spent his whole life pretending to be a beta, but outs himself when his mother falls gravely ill in order to save her life.
He never expected his virgin contract to go to King Lucifer Morningstar, let alone for the king to want to keep him.
Completed: 11/11/25
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27 Apr 2026
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After seven years, Heaven has learned of Lucifer's divorce from Lilith. Knowing of Lucifer's reputation as an 'absent king' and fearing a destabilized Hell, they decide to gift him with a new bride - an angel of their own to distract him and keep an eye on him; a puppet. He is gifted Alastor, Heaven's least favourite angel, to be the sacrificial lamb in the Devil's marriage bed.
Alastor was never sure how he made it past the pearly gates, but he's swallowed down his bitterness to be a gentleman and avoid putting shame on his mother's name in Heaven. Now promised to another against his will, Alastor resolves not to go quietly into marital servitude.
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27 Apr 2026