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    In which Kip asks Shane if any other hockey players have ever hooked up, and various secrets come to light.

    (Featuring Shane Hollander being a menace, husbands flirting in public, queer found family, and a non-linear narrative.)

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    “You want to see it?” Shane was surprised, he hadn’t expected this reaction.

    “I mean sure, why not.” Ilya said, leaning in to kiss Shane who melted into the kiss. “Tell me Shane, has anyone ever fucked your pussy?” Shane pressed his legs together after hearing those words, the alcohol made him feel hot and Ilya wasn’t helping by talking like that. He tried to get some friction with his jeans and his underwear was starting to get embarrassingly wet.

    Heat rose to Shane’s cheeks. “No. It was only me,” he admitted.

    Or : Shane gets a pussy on every full moon.

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    Do you need arms like that, shoulders like that, to play the drums? Surely not.

    Or, Shane gets fucked in a bathroom.

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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