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If I could give my breath away (I would) by StupidFatPenguin
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
19 Mar 2020
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The first thing Thorin sees when he wakes up is his own hand resting on the bedsheets. Atop it rests another, smaller hand. It feels warm and looks soft, the skin unworried by forge burns and blemishes. It is not a dwarf’s hand; he knows as much. Yet he cannot quite gather for himself if that is of any importance.
Or, Thorin loses his memory and quite forgets that the hobbit by his bedside whom he wishes to court and marry is already his husband. Everyone else find this hilarious.
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21 Jun 2026
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'Alone this Yuletide? Irritated with prying and nosey family members?
I am an out of work blacksmith currently trying to make my way by any means necessary that does not involve my resorting to thievery (prisons are most uncomfortable, I've unfortunate first hand experience). However, if you would like me to be your strictly platonic companion for any social function, but have me pretend that we are in a serious courtship, so as to torment your family and ward off unwanted suitors then I am more than obliging...'
After becoming increasingly irritated by overtures of romance from various Shire residents following the death of his mother four years ago, Bilbo is more than ready to resort to desperate measures. That is, up to and including pretending to be in a serious relationship with a certain surly blacksmith currently inhabiting the Bindbale Woods.
It's a good idea after all; all they have to do is pretend to be in love over the Yuletide period and Bilbo's family and suitors will surely leave him alone after that. It's perfect! And nothing can possibly go wrong, right? Certainly nothing as preposterous as falling for one another for real...
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21 Jun 2026
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You Got Me by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Feb 2015
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The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
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01 Jun 2026
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Roy scoffs, but he looks back up at the statue. He tilts his head, studying him for a minute. He is insanely beautiful, but Roy will still keep his mouth shut. “Has he got a name? Shit, a title I mean?”
“You could name him, if you wanted. He looks like a Percy to me.” Rachel hums, but she is already three statues down, checking them in. Roy barely glances at them, but he knows none of them can properly compare to the one before him. “Check his label. His title was the one thing found with him in the church bunker.”
Roy does, leaning down. There’s a little paragraph detailing the history rundown that Rachel just gave, including how they believe Michelangelo himself may have carved him.
His title is above that, a single word in what Roy assumes to be Latin.
Deliciae.
Or, the one where Roy picks up a job for his sister and finds himself drawn to one of the beautiful new statues in the exhibit, but gets a little more than he bargained for.
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11 May 2026
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“My lord” and “my love” are really very similar sounding phrases, and anyone could make the mistake of mixing them up. However, of course, Arthur would never ever let Merlin live it down.
Whether Merlin’s lord or his love, at the end of the day, first and foremost; Arthur Pendragon is a giant Prat.
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11 Apr 2026
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In pursuit of a sorcerer, Arthur and his knights stumbled into a cave. As the ceiling collapsed on them, Merlin had no choice except to reveal his magic or let all his friends die. That choice was not a choice at all.
As Merlin's magic began to run out and tensions with the knights run high, it seemed he might have made the wrong choice after all.
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- Part 14 of Kink Meme Fills
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11 Apr 2026
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Second-Hand Spies by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Feb 2026
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To be clear, it was a favor forged out of mutual interest. Either side had something to gain from this deal. There were zero other reasons why Scar might’ve accepted Grian’s invitation without really considering it. Zero.
It didn’t matter that Scar had been too distracted by Grian’s mischievous grin to catch his question at first. It didn’t matter that his stomach had practically launched into his throat when the words actually did register. It didn’t matter that they were the same ones he’d fantasized about hearing for the better part of two years now.
“Scar,” Grian had said, dangerously earnest. “Go on a date with me.”
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Scar agrees to Grian's invitation to spy on Tango and Jimmy's date. Surely, there's no way spending Valentine's Day pretending to date his best friend will dredge up any underlying affection though, right?
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17 Mar 2026
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On Turning Ten (And So Forth) by itz_me_E
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
09 Oct 2023
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Follow Leo through the years to see how he goes from this curious child to a hardened leader, and possibly back again… if he plays his cards right.
Highly inspired by the poem “On Turning Ten” by Billy Collins
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24 Feb 2026
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It's funny.
How primal grief feels.
It’s a universal emotion, humans feel it, animals feel it, the very earth feels it. It shakes everything around you and leaves you feeling as if everything is crumbling, yet the world dares to keep spinning.
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Rudo is finally hit by the grief of Regto's passing after the constant struggle he's faced ever since falling to the ground. At least he has people that will catch him this time.
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17 Feb 2026
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Papyrus wants to know where skeleton babies come from, for Very Important Reasons. Getting the answer to this question turns out to be far more difficult than he expects.
(Or, no one wants to tell Papyrus about the birds and the bees, Papyrus is more mature than any of his friends give him credit for, and the answers really shouldn't hurt as much as they do.)
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09 Feb 2026
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ilyarozanovofficial ✓ on Instagram
[a slideshow post of Ilya and Shane’s time in the Bahamas, complete with scenic sunset pictures, coconuts by the beach, and a shot of Shane from the back showing only his forearm and his hand linked with Ilya’s, leading him forward]
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2,384 likesThe only thing the media knows about famous model Ilya Rozanov's secret boyfriend is that he exists. Shane is happy to keep their relationship private, until he isn't.
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26 Jan 2026
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Ilya Rozanov's secret ao3 account by Candetrona
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Apr 2026
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Ilya Rozanov knew his English wasn't the best. As one of his ways to improve it, he started reading stories that fans wrote about hockey players on the internet. After meeting Shane Hollander, he decided to try writing some of these stories. To improve his English, of course.
Or, Rozanov journaled all of his interactions with Hollander in English and posted them as fanfics online.
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- Part 1 of lilybestbackhand verse
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26 Jan 2026
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Ambassador Sarek and the Terrible Twos by TomFooleryPrime
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
17 Oct 2016
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When a scheduling conflict leaves Sarek alone with Spock for the day, he reassures his wife that he’s capable of caring for their child – after all, he’s a successful diplomat with a penchant for logic and adapting to new situations. Unfortunately, he’s about to learn that his son doesn’t care about his credentials and toddlers are impervious to rational behavior.
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- Part 8 of The Serendipity Paradox Series
- Part 2 of Growing Up Spock
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22 Jan 2026
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Spock, after years among humans, finally decides a little indulgence is OK and lets himself relax.
Naturally, everyone is very concerned.
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18 Jan 2026
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Give Thy Thoughts No Tongue by WerewolvesAreReal
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
25 May 2024
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Spock gets captured on a mission. He returns acting strange, refusing to speak about what happened. Everyone considers this a sign of severe trauma.
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18 Jan 2026
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Three-Parts. Spock always struggles to fit in. His tenuous peace is broken when Kirk returns from Exo III acting very strange.
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18 Jan 2026
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Alien Anatomy by Sangwin
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies)
23 Jan 2013
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Spock matriculates to Starfleet Academy with a mysterious past and an uncertain future. An unexpected roommate and a (somewhat) unprovoked bar fight are just the research opportunities needed for Spock, Kirk and even McCoy to learn the exact location of an alien heart.
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18 Jan 2026
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After Spock is injured on a mission, he forms a mental link with Bones in order to survive. Afterwards, both men decide the link can come in handy at work, and that they should keep it in place. But as their friendship grows stronger, Jim struggles with his new feelings. It's basically a soap opera in space.
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11 Jan 2026
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Reasons We Should Date: A Logical Approach by iknewaman
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
09 Jan 2017
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Jim really wants to get across to Spock how well they are together, but he's not sure how to go about it.
Eventually he decides fuck it, the simplest way to get Spock to understand is to walk him through it, and he does so using the wonderful medium of digital presentations.
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10 Jan 2026
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Jim isn't the only person on the Enterprise whose childhood was altered by Nero's attack.
Spock struggles with three things: emotions, humanity, and food.
S'chn T'gai and JT just try to survive.- Language:
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06 Jan 2026
