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    When Shane takes a hard hit on the ice, he wakes up three days later to find his reality has been shattered. But the truth is, it wasn’t reality at all. Just an elaborate set of false memories conjured by a brain injury. 'False memory syndrome' they call it. Shane calls it a nightmare he couldn't have imagined.

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    Shane doesn’t have amnesia. Instead, he wakes up wanting his boyfriend only to realize his brain concocted a bunch of fake memories of a nine year situationship and Shane has no idea how to live in his actual reality that Ilya hasn’t been a part of. Luckily, Ilya is…curious.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    very sweet. Shane wakes up after a head injury where the plot of heated rivalry only happened inside his head. he and Ilya get together anyway. sweet and cute and a little smutty but good plot

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    Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.

    It turns out, having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    so cute and wholesome. Shane gets outed before the draft and Ilya and shane end up as friends with benefits. very rushed story telling but overall good plot and cute

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    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

    Edit: Additional content added 27/06/2026 in relation to future fic "The Benchmark" 😈

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    05 Jul 2026

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    This was fucking hilarious. THE DICK AUDIT??? FUNNY AF

    Over the next few days, the peacocking escalated into what Shane could only describe as psychosexual community theatre.

    Hayden leaned in close and said, with the deep satisfaction of a man watching a carefully nurtured fire take down an entire forest, "This is the best week of my life."

    "No, I’m serious," Marc insisted. "Was this tactical? Did we have an asset in Ottawa and nobody told me?"

    Shane looked at him with withering disgust. "Yes, Marc. I seduced a top-line center for intelligence purposes. I endured world-class cheekbones and an overdeveloped sense of possessiveness and got dicked down in service of the franchise."

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    Twelve years after filming their first CCM ad together, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are asked to return for a follow-up campaign. The offer sparks reflection and conversation about privacy, visibility, and what it means to exist openly as a married couple in the NHL.

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    “Okay,” Farah said, brightly. “So. CCM reached out.”

    Shane straightened instinctively. He and Ilya were both sponsored by CCM, they had been for years. Would CCM pull their sponsorships now that they were publicly out? Would they only want to keep working with one of them now that they were married and would be playing on the Centaurs together this season?

    “They want you two for a new ad campaign,” she continued, eyes sparkling. “A twelve-year retrospective referencing the one you shot together the summer before your rookie year.”

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    04 Jul 2026

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    this was such a unique and cool idea. CCM ad from then to now? like almost makes me believe in capitalism (SIKE) but close enough. cute little story

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    hollanov’s third 🧚 @hollanovoodoo
    so….did anyone see the way shane had to be held back on the bench when ilya got hit…i don’t think i’ve ever seen him that mad….

    wanda v @hellorhighwater
    montreal’s really done it now i hope they’re scared for their lives

    reagan 𓂀 @shilya_hollanov
    his face when the refs called double minor….i fear we’re gonna see a shane hollander we’ve NEVER seen before in the last period

    Or, Shane Hollander plays Montreal for the first time since becoming a Centaur. It goes about as well as he expects.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    that mf Shane Hollander can fight! do NOT say shit about his man or his man's mama