BirdsScrubCap
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ruin the friendship by BirdsScrubCap
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
12 Jun 2026
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He noticed things, now. Things he never thought he’d care about. He'd always known that Dan was objectively beautiful, but he was seeing it in details now. Every day, the bare glimpses of Dan he got were enough to make his heart flutter, and if that wasn’t his answer, then what was? There was no one else he wanted – this was strictly a Dan thing.
or, Dan's avoiding Phil. Phil's figuring things out. They'll get where they're meant to be eventually.
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the only girl by BirdsScrubCap
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
09 Jun 2026
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So why does Phil's mouth feel like a desert right now? Why had he been unable to tear his gaze away from Dan and the large amount of skin he had on display? Why was he frozen there, gripping the sinks so he wouldn’t fall, instead of running to Dan so they could remain glued together for the rest of the night?
or, Dan shows up at a Halloween party wearing a sexy nun costume. Phil has a whole existential crisis about it.
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Hotch unexpectedly shows up at the pride parade the team is attending, and Spencer’s crush is now in the realm of possibilities. Getting very real, even. If only they didn’t have a truckload of issues to sift through…
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On a night out with the team, a drunk Spencer gets dared to flirt his way into a kiss. It doesn't work as well as he'd hoped for... on the strangers he's trying to flirt with.
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Spencer gets one of his wings injured while chasing an UnSub, and Hotch sweeps in at the rescue, revealing one of his best kept secrets. Only problem, Spencer has a concussion greatly impeaching his brain-mouth filter... Oh, and he's had a crush on Hotch since he met him, but he's used to it by now. What could possibly go wrong?
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i could see you (make me want you even more) by BirdsScrubCap
Fandom Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
12 Jun 2026
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Pick your poison, babe (I'm poison either way) by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
07 Feb 2026
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Phil sighs, and does what every sensible person would do, after being abandoned by their partner of thirteen years because it’s “the best for him”.
He opens Grindr.
He finds some buff guy named Hank who put in a selfie in a fitness studio, posing in front of a mirror to show off sweaty biceps. His bio says “I don’t do that pronoun shit, I do protein”, and Phil knows he’s perfect.
Dan breaks up with Phil. Phil decides to try and get him back the unconventional, yet effective route (Rage-Baiting).
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01 Jul 2026
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FBI agents Dan and Phil get assigned a case involving a Florida town where people are going missing.
(Based loosely after the season six X-Files episodes "Arcadia.")
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21 Jun 2026
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Under the rose by Ren_Saxon for Chesh1reC4t
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
10 Jul 2026
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He looks like he does on screen, black emo hair a little like a very attractive bird’s nest, with yellow-checkered cat ears on his head, but unmistakably Phil. Dan is shocked, genuinely, that not everyone here falls head over heels for this man immediately. Surely they must. Surely they’re just doing a better job than Dan is at keeping it in. Maybe he’s not gay, maybe this is just what Phil does to people.
“Hi,” Phil says. “You’ve got nice whiskers.”
Dan chose the safety of a girlfriend over Phil, and now he meets Phil in real life for the first time at a YouTuber meetup. And for the first time. And for the first time. And for the- It's a time loop fic.
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02 Jun 2026
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Even in Dreams, It Was You by Lovetoinfinity
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
01 Apr 2026
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At the academy, Dan Howell is famously impossible to date. He turns down every advance with the same answer: he just isn’t interested.
The truth is harder to explain. For years, Dan has lived another life in his dreams. One where he’s already fallen in love with someone he can’t remember when he wakes up. Then Phil Lester transfers into his course. And suddenly things start to feel… familiar.
(Or: the strangers-to-lovers / dream soulmate AU that no one asked for, but I wrote anyway because I wanted it.)
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24 May 2026
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slutville, population two by dvp_95
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
02 Aug 2020
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Dan and Phil both have reputations for sleeping around. Their friends don't think they could hold down a relationship if they wanted to. Sounds like a challenge to them.
In Dan's defense, tequila makes anything seem like a good idea.
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Bookmarked by BirdsScrubCap
06 May 2026