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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Ilya shook his head, wiping a tear from the corner of his eye when he finally stopped laughing. “I am not going to hurt you, Hayden. I am very tempted to use this situation against you because it is funny, yes, but Shane would kill me.”

    Hayden swore that he had somehow heard it wrong.

    Shane would kill Ilya? In what universe would Shane Hollander—the same Shane Hollander who nagged at Hayden to stop killing the bugs he found in his house and set them free instead—do any damage to a literal mafia boss? To Ilya Rozanov?

    or: 2 times people were surprised to see shane walking the mafia boss ilya rozanov like a dog, and the 1 time someone knew all along.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    “No. Wait. You're Hayden’s college roommate. You're Elian." Shane replied, more of a statement than a question, because he would be so fucked if it turned out that the other man wasn't Elian.

    “Who the fuck is Hayden?" The man—apparently Ilya—asked.

    Shane looked at the him and shook his head. No. No. This must be another one of Hayden's pranks.

    or: shane accidentally 'kidnaps' mafia boss ilya. chaos ensues.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Shane is stooped over to strap on his shin guards when his phone buzzes once in Hayden’s hand.

    He doesn’t mean to tap the notification.

    And oh god, does he wish he could un-tap the fucking notification.

    Because why the fuck has Lily, Shane’s mysterious Boston hook-up of several years (no matter how fervently he denies it), sent him a picture of a fucking sonogram.

    Black and white, blurry, and undeniably baby-shaped.

    Ilya makes a joke, Hayden breaks Shane’s phone, and a comedy of errors ensues.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    “Say something.” Ilya asks “in Russian. For me.”

    Then softly, carefully, he does. “Я всё ещё скучный.“ I’m still boring. He tried to add humour to it. But he doesn’t know if it reached.

    Still, Ilya's breath catches.“Oh.” He says like he’s just been handed something precious. “You’re perfect.”

    Or, Shane had been learning Russian the whole time.

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    10 Feb 2026