BeepTheVegetable
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After being unceremoniously plopped into the hadal Blacksite with one clear goal and a whole lot of monsters, making friends was the last thing you had on your mind.
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Birthdays are best spent with the love of your life by BeepTheVegetable
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Sep 2024
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Bakugou had never actually told Kirishima it was his birthday, but for whatever reason, that nosy, overbearing idiot still knew anyway. He gritted his teeth so hard his jaw cramped as he remembered this morning, and how Kirishima had placed a gentle hand on his shoulder and wished him a happy birthday with that toothy shark grin of his.
He liked it. He fuckin’ liked it a lot. Just thinking about that guy was enough to light a coil of warmth in the pit of his stomach.
Or: Kirishima was supposed to be the only one who knew today was Bakugou's birthday. But then Kaminari found out, and now Bakugou can't leave his room because the whole class knows. Thankfully Kirishima brought him dinner.
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Don't drink the punch (Or maybe do...?) Old version by BeepTheVegetable
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Jul 2024
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Denki's latest poor life decision was to spike the punch at his own 18th birthday party. Maybe it was a really bad idea, or maybe drunk Kirishima will finally have the balls to flirt with his best (boy?)friend Bakugou.
(Spoiler, it's the second one)
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Don't drink the punch (Or maybe do...?) Revised Version by BeepTheVegetable
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Jul 2024
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So what if Kirishima had a few too many drinks? It was Denki’s 18th birthday after all, and it’s not his fault that the guy decided to spike the punch at his own party. And he wasn’t wasted per say, but he was at least 60% sure that the floor wasn’t supposed to wobble like a bouncy house with each step he took.
AKA: Tipsy Kirishima is a clumsy disaster and tipsy Bakugou wants to take care of him.
(This is a revised version of my first post, but I won't delete the old version for, idk, documenting my progress?)
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Micheal Wheeler is a liar, though.
Will presses his lips together. "Mike—"
"I see her in you every time I look."
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Mike and Will rediscover themselves in shared grief. Jane is there too, except she is not.
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04 May 2026
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An ongoing collection of filthy ficlets starring our Resident Evil faves. Seriously, it’s all porn from here.
(taken from the 1k follower celebration on my tumblr: @uhlunaro)
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Bookmarked by BeepTheVegetable
24 Apr 2026
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Genuinly the best collection of smut I’ve ever read. So sexy and well-written, 10/10 leon and others
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Leon gets exposed to an aphrodisiac in the Nest. Luckily, you're there to help.
(Set during the events of RE2 remake, if you notice how poorly this fits into the timeline no you don't <3)
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19 Apr 2026
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FUUUCKINGGG HELLL 10/10
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Ouch, Fuck, Why does my stomach hurt???? by Eye_Dunn0
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 Jun 2022
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Grian and Scar have just discovered that they're soulmates. And for the entirety of Double Life, soulmates can feel each other's pain.
So when Scar wakes up in the middle of the night and immediately starts crying from a pain in his stomach, his first instinct is to think that Grian got fucking stabbed.
Thankfully, Grian does not appear to be stabbed.
He is however, curled up in a little ball with his wings wrapped around him.
What the fuck is happening????
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Bookmarked by BeepTheVegetable
16 Apr 2026
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stolen moments (in the middle of routine) by aggressively_homosexual
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Jan 2025
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In.
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Katsuki can find Eiirou’s cologne underneath the sweat and smoke that clings to him.
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The roughness of his callouses against the smooth floor.
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Eijirou nudges him softly with his head—acknowledgement.
Welcome home.
Katsuki nudges back.
OR: Katsuki and Eijirou have a horrible day at patrol; they decide to ground each other.
Day 5: After Patrol Cuddles
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- Part 5 of between your arms (is where I belong)
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Bookmarked by BeepTheVegetable
17 Jan 2025
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soft tired boys sososos cute I love domestic fluff ajaja read again 10/10